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Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

:lol::lol::lol:

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Are we SURE this dude isn't a Volturi from Twilight?


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Here’s part that got cut off



Countdown till photos are released

Still lol the thread getting its wish, Scott Pressler at the RNC and immediately getting his face eaten by the leopards for being a the gayest of twinks.

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

I swear to every god ever that if Pressler dick shows up ITT I will kill myself.








And I will take all of you with me.





J/k but seriously we have hit the bottom of the LOL mine. There is nothing more to harvest.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


this is the ideal male body. you might not like it but

Civil
Apr 21, 2003

Do you see this? This means "Have a nice day".

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Here’s part that got cut off



Countdown till photos are released

Maybe they could also hire those aids that were loving in the Senate hearing room

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Great Value Geddy Lee looks like poo poo.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

lol Fani willis stays on the case

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Lmao @ literally hiring the cooler from the movie, The Cooler to run your voter outreach

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





scott pressler is also a huge islamaphobe so he's got that going for the GOP.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Here’s part that got cut off



Countdown till photos are released

Ngl, I kinda like Scott Pressler because he’s such a sad sack and just loving terrible at everything he does but he
just.
Keeps.
Trying.

Gobbless him

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

loving Moron posted:

J/k but seriously we have hit the bottom of the LOL mine. There is nothing more to harvest.

Have we, though?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Look up “lanky streak of piss” in the dictionary and this is what you find.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

dervival posted:

has his loyalty ever actually been tested though
he was an unpaid cheerleader for people who told him to his face that they hate him. how else can he be tested?

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

loving Moron posted:

J/k but seriously we have hit the bottom of the LOL mine. There is nothing more to harvest.

:lol:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

loving Moron posted:

J/k but seriously we have hit the bottom of the LOL mine. There is nothing more to harvest.

much like ballots, there will always be lols to harvest

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Is Presler the dipshit that thinks sitting in a Starbucks with MAGA stickers on your laptop is a total pwnage of the radical left soydrinking betas?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

BigglesSWE posted:

Is Presler the dipshit that thinks sitting in a Starbucks with MAGA stickers on your laptop is a total pwnage of the radical left soydrinking betas?

no, he thinks that counts as doing incredibly important work for the RNC

SlurredSpeech609
Oct 29, 2012

BigglesSWE posted:

Is Presler the dipshit that thinks sitting in a Starbucks with MAGA stickers on your laptop is a total pwnage of the radical left soydrinking betas?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





:sad:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

HKR posted:

doesn't he have a 0% success rate lmao

The last time Pressler tried to build a network, it ended with all his recruits faking work, staying at expensive hotels and racking up the tab until the whole scheme was uncovered.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Rockman Reserve posted:

this is the ideal male body. you might not like it but

No joke, I would not mind looking like Scott Pressler. I'd take better care of my hair than him, but still

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Failed Imagineer posted:

172lbs of lean muscle

I doubt he's even 160.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

I feel like for liberals, having gay sex in an RNC office would be an ultimate lion's den adventure, but for a Republican toady there are too many layers to that psychological onion for me to want to pull back.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

DemihumanResources posted:

nord is an ultra shady company hth

ya I know that's why I said Whatever Else because I've never in my life given a poo poo to rank VPN companies.

raifield
Feb 21, 2005

steinrokkan posted:

The last time Pressler tried to build a network, it ended with all his recruits faking work, staying at expensive hotels and racking up the tab until the whole scheme was uncovered.

That sounds a lot like 100% success to me

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Wade quit

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
If the stated goal is to loot the RNC war chest then Pressler makes perfect sense

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

“The other Republicans who accept and welcome us are just out of frame, smiling too.”

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Monica Bellucci posted:

I doubt he's even 160.

I'm 6' and hover between 165 and 170 and I am huge compared to Pressler

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Democrats, don't own me

Please

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Frank Frank posted:

Ngl, I kinda like Scott Pressler because he’s such a sad sack and just loving terrible at everything he does but he
just.
Keeps.
Trying.

Gobbless him

i feel weird amounts of pity for him on some level because he keeps bending over backwards for obvious monsters who at best think he is an abomination. that being said, he made his bed. like i can understand being LGBTQ and not liking the dems or the left for various reasons, but like bending the knee to people who outright want you dead is just surreal for me.

Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Mar 15, 2024

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013



here is it out on the side of the highway twerking with his twirler sign too



Dude just shows up out in front of highway gas stations and goes hog for hours

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

please don't pity Presler, he sucks

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

steinrokkan posted:

The last time Pressler tried to build a network, it ended with all his recruits faking work, staying at expensive hotels and racking up the tab until the whole scheme was uncovered.

So it's like any other Republican outreach campaign?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

kazil posted:

please don't pity Presler, he sucks

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Frank Frank posted:

Ngl, I kinda like Scott Pressler because he’s such a sad sack and just loving terrible at everything he does but he
just.
Keeps.
Trying.

Gobbless him

There is some quite literally insanely powerful mental illnesses, multiples of them, all battling for supremacy in Scott's mind and we are living the result of it every time he smashes that button so basically

kazil posted:

please don't pity Presler, he sucks

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Froghammer posted:

If the stated goal is to loot the RNC war chest then Pressler makes perfect sense
Wouldn't you want someone that was actually good at fund raising and then take the money?

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

kazil posted:

Wade quit


You know what that means...FULLY EXONERATED.

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Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

kazil posted:

Wade quit


Fine. Good.

Now get on with locking Him up!

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