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Guavanaut posted:One evolution, please! No, I fell out of a coconut tree.
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After nearly two decades of monitoring right-wing shitheads, nearly nothing is as soul-crushingly depressing as hearing people actively fall for the "litter boxes in school" crap. Like it's one thing to hear the usual people in the media spreading it, but just a suburban mom's "Whaaaat? Nooooo. Really??????" accompanying a rapid increase of Hitler Particles in the surrounding area absolutely haunts me each time I hear it.
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Good loving news Mr. Barker, for only a few thousand dollars I was able to have a professional neuter me
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jivjov posted:Good loving news Mr. Barker, for only a few thousand dollars I was able to have a professional neuter me 
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Panfilo posted:Here's another Stuffing my jacket pockets with sensitive financial documents so I'm prepared to own employees for providing feedback that I asked for. Wait why do I need feedback on how I'm doing, isn't their continued employment all the feedback I need
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VitalSigns posted:Stuffing my jacket pockets with sensitive financial documents so I'm prepared to own employees for providing feedback that I asked for. I get the point they think they're making; The fact that they continue to pay you and haven't fired you is proof that you're doing a "good job." And drawing a paycheck is all the motivation you should need to continue to do a good job. It's still a lovely boomer point, but I get it, probably because I hear it a lot in my industry.
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:After nearly two decades of monitoring right-wing shitheads, nearly nothing is as soul-crushingly depressing as hearing people actively fall for the "litter boxes in school" crap. Like it's one thing to hear the usual people in the media spreading it, but just a suburban mom's "Whaaaat? Nooooo. Really??????" accompanying a rapid increase of Hitler Particles in the surrounding area absolutely haunts me each time I hear it. I had a coworker relay the litterbox story as a point of fact that was told directly to him by a school teacher. He's full of poo poo on a lot of counts and no one can loving stand him. Even the CHUDS.
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Last year, at my high school, the senior prank was them trashing the gym and putting litter in the bathrooms (large chud area). Principal lost his poo poo and did not want stupid rear end rumors starting about the school.
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Mar 14, 2024 02:55
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hmm what color should i choose for my picture text. mmmmm im a go with the dominant background color of the image itself. gently caress yeah
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Bizarro Kanyon posted:Last year, at my high school, the senior prank was them trashing the gym and putting litter in the bathrooms (large child area). Principal lost his poo poo and did not want stupid rear end rumors starting about the school.
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The Islamic Shock posted:To be fair "make stupid poo poo the adults believe because they want to look real" is a pretty drat good troll on their part I had to edit my last post because it was meant to say chud, not child. I honestly do not know whether the students believe that that was happening at schools “in those other places”. Today, they were saying if Trump is kept off the ballots then they are voting for RFK Jr, especially because the media is censoring him (other than choosing Aaron Rodgers as his VP)
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Mar 14, 2024 04:08
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Bizarro Kanyon posted:I had to edit my last post because it was meant to say chud, not child. I honestly do not know whether the students believe that that was happening at schools “in those other places”.
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The Islamic Shock posted:To be fair "make stupid poo poo the adults believe because they want to look real" is a pretty drat good troll on their part And hey there is a small bit of truth to the "schools putting kitty litter in bathrooms for furries" story, it's just that the kitty litter in classrooms was brought in case students have to hide in closets for a length of time due to school shootings.
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Medullah posted:And hey there is a small bit of truth to the "schools putting kitty litter in bathrooms for furries" story, it's just that the kitty litter in classrooms was brought in case students have to hide in closets for a length of time due to school shootings. There's probably a "furries saved my life" satirical article in there if my remarkable intuition for things I'm good at and can't get paid for is any indication
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Wow, even Donald Trump has endorsed Biden.
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Trump wants to gently caress his kids
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Panfilo posted:Oldie but goodie Atheists, always famously reifying evil.
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That has to be a troll that Poe's Law-Ed its way into circulation, its just too perfect
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Your chest x-ray isn't going to work very well if you insist on wearing a lead vest.
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I read that label as Bitch Boy first. Might register that brand one day, don't steal!
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Protects from 100% of 5G and DEW damage. Contains arsenic.
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DarkHorse posted:That has to be a troll that Poe's Law-Ed its way into circulation, its just too perfect
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Guavanaut posted:
My silent weapons include farts, your lead paint gonna stop that?
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Clearly this is a plot to make us even more vulnerable to Kryptonian tyranny
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cat botherer posted:IDK, a lot of boomers get really mad about poison being taken out of things. 
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Lmao. Someone in the Hacker News thread in YOSPOS posted someone from HN saying something like "Lead isn't poison, it's actually an essential nutrient" and I just don't know what's real anymore.
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Guavanaut posted:
Whoever posted this is 60+ years old, grew up with lead paint in their home and pumped leaded gas into their Buick. They're brain damaged is what I'm saying. Neito posted:Lmao. Same with this person.
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BiggerBoat posted:Whoever posted this is 60+ years old, grew up with lead paint in their home and pumped leaded gas into their Buick. Nah, Hacker News is just kinda Like That. It's like an even more libertarian/Techbro Reddit.
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Neito posted:Nah, Hacker News is just kinda Like That. It's like an even more libertarian/Techbro Reddit. "Eat lead. Not as a self-harm euphemism, eat literal lead." is really not what I usually associate with tech bros
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soviet elsa posted:"Eat lead. Not as a self-harm euphemism, eat literal lead." is really not what I usually associate with tech bros There is a whole subset of techbros, more Xers and older but some younger ones too, who have strong opinions on the age of consent and other libertarian ideas. Just look at the forums pre Obama.
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Also anything that sounds like people telling them what to do, whether it's "wear a mask" or "wear a seatbelt" or "don't fill your house with mercury" but they can't admit that, so there has to be some convoluted reason that they're right and the person telling them is wrong.
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Yeah, I stumbled across a Sovereign Citizen-adjacent podcast recently, and there really are people out there who base their entire existence around "defying the tyrants," which usually just means doing the exact opposite of whatever anyone suggests might be a good idea to do. These guys talked so much about how raw milk is a God-sent gift that cures disease and provides all the nutrition your body needs, solely because the state of Pennsylvania is suing an Amish dude for selling raw food that got people sick. Also, according to them, the freedom to travel in this country has been completely abolished (the host's buddy got a ticket for not having a driver's license). It was all very silly, until they swerved into talking about we need to impose God's law on the land and start lawfully imprisoning the homosexuals so they get their speedy trial and execution. It got much less fun to listen to at that point. Crunch Buttsteak fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Mar 16, 2024 |
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I am reminded of a possibly-apocryphal account of somebody who was a libertarian until they took MDMA and realized other people also have feelings.
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Safety Dance posted:I am reminded of a possibly-apocryphal account of somebody who was a libertarian until they took MDMA and realized other people also have feelings. Well they could be lying but it's not made up at least. https://twitter.com/str1cken/status/1229188759759020032
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:It was all very silly, until they swerved into talking about we need to impose God's law on the land and
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