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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

She got that dawg in her.

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


I'll be the pedantic dweeb here and point out that this isn't a surprising result, assuming there's standard DNA fingerprinting tech at play. Tests like that are basically just searching for sequences of DNA that match their database of markers, then amplifying what they find to detectable ranges to determine which markers are in the sample; it has no way to distinguish between DNA sources, and presumably the human genome has potential false positives to the sequences they're using. So... garbage in, garbage out.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Also some people are just dog people.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
who cares about about dogs

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Smart

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Lobok posted:

So sad for that Tesla. Thwomp thwomp.

Well, this made ME chuckle.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

uber_stoat posted:

who cares about about dogs



Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

This is what happens when companies get woke, smh

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.
50 dead animals dumped in front of shop


The BBC posted:

One volunteer said the two birds "were impaled on the shop door handles" and had to be removed to get into the shop.


:stare:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Now we'll wonder for months if it's an idiot with a vendetta or a teenaged psychopath.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Animal suicide cult.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

By popular demand posted:

Now we'll wonder for months if it's an idiot with a vendetta or a teenaged psychopath.
Possibly both, it's definitely a harey situation

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Edit: deleted, apparently it's from a news parody site I hadn't heard of.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


You’re not imagining it: Trader Joe’s employees are all boning each other.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
When I heard that Trader Joe’s had toxic labor relations, I didn’t think it was like that.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Boner Joe's

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/cnet/status/1207896043792322561?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I mean, it just makes sense. Always have that backup plan ready to go, just in case.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Someone really wanted those dinosaurs dead. But who?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


You'd think instead of the asteroid explosion, the pic should have been of the poisoning. Like a dinosaur gripping its throat and stumbling around before finally falling through a glass table.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
first you disable them through poisoning and they're too sick to stop the asteroid strike. diabolical genius.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Phlegmish posted:

Someone really wanted those dinosaurs dead. But who?

The Chicken Of Tomorrow, it sent a robotic infiltrator back in time to ensure the evolution of birds.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The illustration of dinosaurs loving flying through the air in a sick nasty shockwave is amazing :discourse:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

The Lone Badger posted:

I would accept it if they'd engineered them to the point that the hunters only had even odds.

That would make me more interested in hunting

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Bare knuckle manimal cage fight

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

freeedr posted:

Bare knuckle manimal cage fight

Settle food chain disputes Mano a la Pata

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



steinrokkan posted:

The illustration of dinosaurs loving flying through the air in a sick nasty shockwave is amazing :discourse:

listen, cumslut,

Domus
May 7, 2007

Kidney Buddies

Lobok posted:

You'd think instead of the asteroid explosion, the pic should have been of the poisoning. Like a dinosaur gripping its throat and stumbling around before finally falling through a glass table.

What surprises me the most is the use of “may’ve” in a semi professional article. Is that a thing now? I may’VE been living under a rock.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Domus posted:

What surprises me the most is the use of “may’ve” in a semi professional article. Is that a thing now? I may’VE been living under a rock.

Well it's a decent replacement for perchance. You can't just say perchance.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I perchance taken a poo poo in the bathroom sink does't make much sense

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Domus posted:

What surprises me the most is the use of “may’ve” in a semi professional article. Is that a thing now? I may’VE been living under a rock.

It's a real contraction. I don't know that it's any less formal than, uh, the ones in this sentence, but it's certainly less common. I'm also not sure if the spoken version exists in all the common dialects. I've never seen it as a dopey affectation like perchance and Americans who use whilst.

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Lobok posted:

Well it's a decent replacement for perchance. You can't just say perchance.

Perchance I can, mayhaps even.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Milo and POTUS posted:

I perchance taken a poo poo in the bathroom sink does't make much sense

I just really wanted to reference "You can't just say 'Perchance.'"

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

To post, perchance to reference.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
It's a perfectly cromulent word

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Grammar...

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

:thunk:

Grammar…

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Grammaritiquetics, by L.Ron Hubbard

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