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Scouse is a pretty good accent to start with.
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I used to think Scouse was the one exception to my "I love all British accents" policy. Then I realised Alexei Sayle is scouse and I love Alexei Sayle so now scouse is a-ok with me.
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# ? Mar 15, 2024 19:07 |
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Beeswax posted:I used to think Scouse was the one exception to my "I love all British accents" policy. I always thought he was the weakest part of the young ones I haven't seen it since I was a teenager though so maybe I just had/have bad opinions
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boofhead posted:I always thought he was the weakest part of the young ones Yeah he wasn't great there but he's a very funny old man these days
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OwlFancier posted:Jesus isn't real but if he was then he would eat chippy tea on Friday like
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 00:57 |
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I remember getting a dumb joke book as a kid and one of the jokes was about a kiwi going into a shop and ordering some fush and chups. The bloke at the counter laughs and goes oh, you must be a kiwi. The kiwi gets annoyed and leaves, spends the next six months practising his accent, finally marches back in and goes hey, I'd like some fish and chips please. The guy answers, I bet you're from new zealand. The kiwi is mad as hell, he could have sworn his accent was dead on, that's six full months wasted. He demands to know how the guy could tell?? The guy shrugs and goes, well.. this is a furniture store
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boofhead posted:I remember getting a dumb joke book as a kid and one of the jokes was about a kiwi going into a shop and ordering some fush and chups. The bloke at the counter laughs and goes oh, you must be a kiwi. The kiwi gets annoyed and leaves, spends the next six months practising his accent, finally marches back in and goes hey, I'd like some fish and chips please. The guy answers, I bet you're from new zealand. The kiwi is mad as hell, he could have sworn his accent was dead on, that's six full months wasted. He demands to know how the guy could tell?? I've heard this same joke except it's a Polish guy asking for Polish sausage in a hardware store. Nice to know it can be spun differently.
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 01:18 |
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I get mad whenever I'm reminded that not all Americans talk like they're from Fargo.
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syntaxfunction posted:I get mad whenever I'm reminded that not all Americans talk like they're from Fargo. I am American and I share your outrage. If it helps at all, my partner and I do the accent all the time as a goof.
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syntaxfunction posted:I get mad whenever I'm reminded that not all Americans talk like they're from Fargo. It's even worse than that. My wife was born and raised in Fargo and her parents still live there. Very very few people from Fargo talk like that, it's a Minnesota thing.
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:18 |
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Very few people from Minnesota talk like that either. Sorry life isn’t like the movies.
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:23 |
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There’s nothing more enjoyable than a bunch of people trying to phonetically type out words in a particular accent in an online forum
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 05:29 |
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Ishamael posted:There’s nothing more enjoyable than a bunch of people trying to phonetically type out words in a particular accent in an online forum Chris Claremont would be proud.
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 05:32 |
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If you're not going to offer at least a broad IPA transcription, what's even the point?
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ChthonicMasturbatr posted:If you're not going to offer at least a broad IPA transcription, what's even the point? No, no, not this again, please
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:It was such an eye opener when I met two Brit’s abroad, one from London and one from Birmingham. The London guy sounded like a character from Downton Abbey and the Birmingham guy sounded like a rough-and-tumble street orphan from Bleak House. A dear friend of mine, a Lancaster resident, once called me in deep distress. I could understand maybe half of what she was saying. It was awful. I wanted to give her a shoulder, and I did the best I could. RIP Susan Hall, IP solicitor and very fine writer.
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boofhead posted:I remember getting a dumb joke book as a kid and one of the jokes was about a kiwi going into a shop and ordering some fush and chups. The bloke at the counter laughs and goes oh, you must be a kiwi. The kiwi gets annoyed and leaves, spends the next six months practising his accent, finally marches back in and goes hey, I'd like some fish and chips please. The guy answers, I bet you're from new zealand. The kiwi is mad as hell, he could have sworn his accent was dead on, that's six full months wasted. He demands to know how the guy could tell??
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 07:45 |
Long ago I saw a video of a stand-up set, where she brought up that the Aussies think the Kiwis are loving the sheep, the Kiwis think the Aussies are loving the sheep, etc "Frankly I think it's the sheep that are the sluts"
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My perception of national stereotypes is that the Welsh are the least trustworthy around sheep, followed by Kiwis, Scots, Aussies, and the English, in that order.
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 09:46 |
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ChthonicMasturbatr posted:If you're not going to offer at least a broad IPA transcription, what's even the point? Please don't start another beer derail.
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Platystemon posted:My perception of national stereotypes is that the Welsh are the least trustworthy around sheep, followed by Kiwis, Scots, Aussies, and the English, in that order. this is the only context in which the English have ever been ranked as "most trustworthy"
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Platystemon posted:My perception of national stereotypes is that the Welsh are the least trustworthy around sheep, followed by Kiwis, Scots, Aussies, and the English, in that order. too cold here for sheep to survive
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madmatt112 posted:too cold here for sheep to survive The animal covered head to toe in thick wool?
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Lobok posted:The animal covered head to toe in thick wool? The animal you have to sheer regularly to get the cash crop?
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 14:20 |
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https://twitter.com/lovesickdoe/status/1768875564012536187
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Leon Sumbitches posted:The animal you have to sheer regularly to get the cash crop? We have them in Canada so maybe the sheep just ask for a little off the top.
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 14:54 |
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Are you telling me a shrimp friend this rice?
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 15:03 |
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 18:02 |
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https://twitter.com/megigogi/status/1721354484679405995 and an all-time classic https://twitter.com/papyuuno/status/1381659696424235020?lang=en
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 20:10 |
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I didn’t realize we were at reliable, consumer-grade full-body vtuber technology now, that’s pretty rad. What are they using to do that?
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 21:28 |
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I'm guessing it's something they're wearing that a program like, real time scans/edits/interpolates them out of the scene and replaces them with an anime catgirl.
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 22:04 |
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I swear to god i thought that was a croissant
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 22:36 |
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Huhhhh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnCSmc5q9l8
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 22:48 |
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anime
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 22:51 |
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is real
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 22:54 |
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Thanks Obama
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 22:55 |
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I don’t understand how anyone likes anime, but I’m not mad that they do, and I certainly wish Obama had made anime real instead of bombing a bunch of civilians
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 23:01 |
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kazil posted:Thanks Obama Finally.
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 23:01 |
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https://twitter.com/mrsballs69/status/1769039774550053236
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slinkimalinki posted:I swear to god i thought that was a croissant Oh no it's happening again...
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