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MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Our old beagle would dig in seemingly random spots in the yard and come back in with a filthy muzzle.

Then once we dragged him away mid-dig, and lo and behold, there was a big fat grub. He'd been snagging a few extra calories when he could.

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# ? May 23, 2024 13:34

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

https://i.imgur.com/Z2G586a.mp4

# ? Mar 15, 2024 16:55

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

cat knows what its doing.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 17:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Work stoppage is blessed

# ? Mar 15, 2024 17:54

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

MrUnderbridge posted:

Our old beagle would dig in seemingly random spots in the yard and come back in with a filthy muzzle.

Then once we dragged him away mid-dig, and lo and behold, there was a big fat grub. He'd been snagging a few extra calories when he could.

So you're saying you weren't feeding your dog enough? You monster.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 19:46

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://x.com/Bodegacats_/status/1768687930678124687?s=20

# ? Mar 15, 2024 22:17

Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/uPNu4le.mp4

# ? Mar 15, 2024 22:59

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

https://i.imgur.com/Cnr3Bor.mp4

# ? Mar 15, 2024 23:28

ynohtna: Feb 16, 2007; backwoods compatible; Illegal Hen

Holy poo poo lmao

# ? Mar 15, 2024 23:53

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Elephant crimes:

https://i.imgur.com/SokxFO3.mp4

# ? Mar 16, 2024 01:55

ajkalan: Aug 17, 2011

DarklyDreaming posted:

Elephant crimes

Eating a meal? A succulent orange meal?

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:09

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/eeberquist/status/1768761778194780595?s=20

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:20

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

https://twitter.com/NoCatsNoLife_m/status/1768594563307065728
So many goblins!

# ? Mar 16, 2024 03:19

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Holy gently caress, did that big one fall in a pool?

# ? Mar 16, 2024 03:34

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Those elephants absolutely put nails on the road.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 04:50

Hempuli: Nov 16, 2011

Ok, time for another update about Fondue!

Things have been going well with her and Vilma. She now lives mostly on the sofa, and recently the two cats have begun to occasionally sleep there together, which I'm really happy about!

https://i.imgur.com/xMxHXYZ.mp4
Vilma sometimes licks Fondue's face when I get home or when the cats otherwise happen to greet each other.

https://i.imgur.io/A3jIXsl.mp4
They also play together a bunch, although Vilma is much more into the kind of lurk, pounce & chase type of playing than Fondue, causing fairly regular situations where Fondue is at first ok with the playing but then resorts to hissing/growling when she gets fed up with it. A positive detail is that occasionally it's also Fondue who does the chasing for a bit!

Fondue still looks like the poorest baby on the regular.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 06:32

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

fondue is sad because she is hungry

please feed fondue

# ? Mar 16, 2024 07:41

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/C4jHiFv.mp4

# ? Mar 16, 2024 10:03

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Fat starfish

# ? Mar 16, 2024 16:04

Winklebottom: Dec 19, 2007

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Fat starfish

# ? Mar 16, 2024 16:09

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

Whoooooooo makes it clap, under the sea?

# ? Mar 16, 2024 16:11

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

I love Vilma and Fondue, what precious babies. I'm glad they're getting along.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 17:00

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

I recommend following Blue Heron Farm and Beer Garden on twitter and/or Bluesky to enjoy a semi-recurring series about a rebellious tortoise and his daring escapades:

https://www.chron.com/life/wildlife/article/texas-tortoise-jeremy-big-escape-19019222.php

# ? Mar 16, 2024 18:22

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/UuNUPmW.mp4

# ? Mar 17, 2024 02:39

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

https://i.imgur.com/2Z05xc3.mp4

# ? Mar 17, 2024 02:47

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/UuNUPmW.mp4

HEY LADIES I'M DOWN TO gently caress!!!!

# ? Mar 17, 2024 03:39

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

i never really appreciated how loud tiny birds can be until a mockingbird chose to take up residence outside my bedroom window one year

# ? Mar 17, 2024 03:53

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Oxxidation posted:

i never really appreciated how loud tiny birds can be until a mockingbird chose to take up residence outside my bedroom window one year

Time commit a sin.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 04:58

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Oxxidation posted:

i never really appreciated how loud tiny birds can be until a mockingbird chose to take up residence outside my bedroom window one year

Yeppppp. Had one once that I'm pretty sure was imitating my alarm clock. That, or it's how my still-dreaming brain interpreted its noises.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 05:07

BlackIronHeart: Aug 2, 2004; PROCEED

There's sound.

https://i.imgur.com/vMyRYf4.mp4

# ? Mar 17, 2024 06:08

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/UuNUPmW.mp4

Is it a nuthatch?

# ? Mar 17, 2024 09:57

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Jippa posted:

Is it a nuthatch?

If the song works.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 11:11

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/UuNUPmW.mp4

The False Knees movie is looking good.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 11:48

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

https://twitter.com/PunchingCat/status/1769087949839183928

# ? Mar 17, 2024 12:17

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

Jippa posted:

Is it a nuthatch?

I 99% sure it's a wren, though the song sounds different to the ones I hear locally. Birds do have regional accents, so it's probably just that.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 12:39

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Pookah posted:

I 99% sure it's a wren, though the song sounds different to the ones I hear locally. Birds do have regional accents, so it's probably just that.

M.C. Wren

# ? Mar 17, 2024 14:53

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Jippa posted:

Is it a nuthatch?

I thought it was a mockingbird.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 15:02

Master Twig: Oct 25, 2007; I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

It's absolutely a wren. Wrens are nasty little guys. Loud, aggressive, territorial and will destroy eggs of other species in the area. All in a teeny tiny package.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 15:09