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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So MAGA has been posting a lot about this white girl named Kaylee who got beat up by a black girl in school. The AG of Missouri blamed DEI

It's loving infuriating how they're going back to the same well as they did for "critical race theory" for this new conservative bogeyman, and that there's a nonzero chance it might work. What the gently caress does that even mean in this context? It honestly wouldn't surprise me if they wanted to use this as an argument to bring back school segregation.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Fabulousity posted:

You know what else is all American unvaxxed meat? Bear meat. Especially rare. Get to it, MAGA!

Don't eat bear meat you will get soooooo many parasites

You can barely tell. I mean fur sure. The polar opposite of what you're implying.

But I bet you will poo poo in the woods.









:dadjoke:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

kazil posted:

That's what the ivermectin is for Einstein

you just eat a tube of this apple flavored horse paste and then the giant strings of parasites just shoot out your rear end

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



BlackIronHeart posted:

Yeah, though they changed Bragg to Fort Liberty, which is better but sounds like some real dystopian poo poo.

lmfaoooo FORT LIBERTY :effort:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

MrQwerty posted:

you just eat a tube of this apple flavored horse paste and then the giant strings of parasites just shoot out your rear end

This is exactly why they use bears to sell you toilet paper

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

MrQwerty posted:

you just eat a tube of this apple flavored horse paste and then the giant strings of parasites just shoot out your rear end

Is that how Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man does it?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Buce posted:

every avid golfer I’ve ever met (always some business relation) has been a tremendous rear end in a top hat. that’s my anecdote.

Alice Cooper got massively into golf post music career.

He did it to replace drugs. His explanation was that it was an actovity that rewarded a single minded obsessive focus, required a lot of repetitive practice, and involved physical activity in the fresh air. Thus makinh it better than smack, and it ticked the same psycological boxes.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
went to a local Lowe's and saw my first MAGA hat in the wild today, in a long time

to top it off, he was wearing a Sheepdog Response t-shirt and was open carrying. I had to look it up, and apparently Sheepdog Response is a group/ training course. The website says "We must give the good guys the tools they need to effectively respond to violence. The more Sheepdogs we can train to be truly ready to respond".

the dude looked more like someone who would incite violence rather than intervene to stop it - you know, the white christo-fascist type.

and top it off, the fuckhead parked his big rear end truck (no trump stickers or flags, surprisingly) in not one but two handicapped parking spaces. And of course he looked as fit as a fiddle and jogged into the store.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

raditts posted:

It's loving infuriating how they're going back to the same well as they did for "critical race theory" for this new conservative bogeyman, and that there's a nonzero chance it might work. What the gently caress does that even mean in this context? It honestly wouldn't surprise me if they wanted to use this as an argument to bring back school segregation.
It's a rotating thing, they come up with a new word for it when the old loses its sting. DEI, Critical Race Theory, Cancel Culture, Woke, Political Correctness - the same poo poo in a new bag.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BrigadierSensible posted:

Alice Cooper got massively into golf post music career.

He did it to replace drugs. His explanation was that it was an actovity that rewarded a single minded obsessive focus, required a lot of repetitive practice, and involved physical activity in the fresh air. Thus makinh it better than smack, and it ticked the same psycological boxes.

What's Alice Cooper shoot?

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
LOL THE DRUGS ARE WEARING OFF

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Silly Burrito posted:

The things I do for this website.




I wasn't aware that lab-grown beef was a thing that even existed yet.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Mad Hamish posted:

I wasn't aware that lab-grown beef was a thing that even existed yet.

A very important part of being a conservative is inventing things that don't exist and then getting mad at them.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Might as well say “contains no bugs!”

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
*cooked with 100% jewish space lasers

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Getting angry about something that might happen in the future, obviously a thing for the right to get angry about.

Next they will hear how much insect protein is fed to their pets. Hint: The dirt-cheap insect protein thing didn't disappear, it just went to different direction.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005


Read that as "trap" at first and didn't even question it.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
big suss on that picture of beef stew.

like not AI, but probably just classic stock pic + touchups or some other food porn(non sexual kind) stuff

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



That beef stew looks good enough to license!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

celewign posted:

That’s a joke right? That’s got to be a joke.

Blatantly curbed my dry rotted tires and one of them cracked open. This is the work of antifa

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

preggerbeef.com

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

That beef stew looks good enough to license!



Not sure if this is real or if you photoshopped it to look that way

what even is reality anymore

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

16 years from now...

The world is sideways, in flames.

But at least I have my savory Beef and Peppers meal!

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

TremorX posted:

what even is reality anymore

100% natural

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

TremorX posted:


what even is reality anymore

https://www.youtube.com/@ivant.i.t5714

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



TremorX posted:

Not sure if this is real or if you photoshopped it to look that way

what even is reality anymore

I know I'm a bit of a scamp, but this is an actual Shutterstock image, lol

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Wait. $600+ for a four-pack of freeze-dried beef? Not a forty-pack, or 400-pack?

But there's like ten servings per pack, the equivalent of a full meal, right? Right?

Sometimes I wish I was less principled and more shamelessly cynical, because I could probably make money selling junk to the target market for this stuff.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Small Strange Bird posted:

Wait. $600+ for a four-pack of freeze-dried beef? Not a forty-pack, or 400-pack?

But there's like ten servings per pack, the equivalent of a full meal, right? Right?

Sometimes I wish I was less principled and more shamelessly cynical, because I could probably make money selling junk to the target market for this stuff.

What if we scammed the Chuds together?

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Mad Hamish posted:

I wasn't aware that lab-grown beef was a thing that even existed yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqD-fgCI1BY

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



redshirt posted:

What's Alice Cooper shoot?

Heroin, but he quit.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Small Strange Bird posted:

Sometimes I wish I was less principled and more shamelessly cynical, because I could probably make money selling junk to the target market for this stuff.

Sadly we’re too pure for this world and have to become cam girls for extra dosh instead.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


no because i can buy real beef for cheaper

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i'll eat lab-grown anything. i'll eat bugs. if it tastes good, i don't give a gently caress how it was made

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
isnt there technically two usda beef grades below "Select" and its usually for bulk sold for industry/biz use?

also im not sure if NY strip or ribeye are good candidates for freezedrying.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Buce posted:

i'll eat lab-grown anything. i'll eat bugs. if it tastes good, i don't give a gently caress how it was made

Would you eat a lab-grown white christian baby?


This is the future libs want!

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Buce posted:

i'll eat lab-grown anything. i'll eat bugs. if it tastes good, i don't give a gently caress how it was made

A lab at least sounds a bit sanitary, y'know, unlike 'factory farm'.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Harvesting space bugs for protein gruel on Mars!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

How Trump eats his steak

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Buce posted:

preggerbeef.com

yo it's not nitekrew time yet, keep it down.

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Oct 12, 2009

Strong Sauce posted:

yo it's not nitekrew time yet, keep it down.

#gloamingqrue

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