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Irisi posted:We also had a very amusing problem where the system would continually flag a lot of predominently elderly Jewish mens' accounts as "Suspected terrorism", because their name, "Ira" was triggering the system to think they were part of the IRA, the Irish Republican Army. It took quite a lot of fine tuning to fix, apparently. Same thing happened to girls called "Isis" a few years ago too. As a recovering programmer I know I could write a set of regexes that would solve these problems in client systems. But then I'd have to relearn regex for the 457th time.
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My husband has been telling his friends I want to sleep with them quote:I'm a 31 year-old woman who lives in Canada with her 32 year-old husband. We've been married for 2 years, and together for 7. So is the husband just fantasizing about his friends having sex with his wife, or is he laying the ground for an affair by telling people he's starting an open marriage?
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 13:59 |
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Or trying to get his wife to cheat on him so he can get a her fault divorce
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 14:20 |
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What she should do is get the apologetic friend to create evidence by texting the husband 'hey your wife still on for that open marriage? haha' and see his response.
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Gadzuko posted:I feel for this person, but lol at winding up with over half a million dollars (at least) from a Runescape transaction. I wonder what the original value was. Probably around £2k given historical rates for buttcoins. This person won and I hope they don't take that as a sign they should get into crypto because that was a once in a lifetime success.
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FMguru posted:None of his friends knows where he is or they do and is not telling me. I called his brother and he laughed at me over the phone and hung up. I think this brother has the best response to these 'I tried to get in touch with the person who's obviously leaving my life' situations that I've seen. Don't try to argue or explain, just laugh at the absurdity and end the call.
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I love that when I exchanged like $600 for a holiday abroad I had to fill out a bunch of forms because for some reason I got flagged as a politically exposed person (can you imagine lmao, here I am, moving my ill-begotten billions $600 at a time, in person), but also all of our major banks are involved in money laundering and only get slap-on-the-wrist fines and no one goes to jail ever. And by "love" I mean "think it's loving stupid". Edit: Many many years ago, my friend's landladies were two septuagenarian American sisters, Isis and Nephthys, who owned a bunch of rental properties around London. Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Mar 17, 2024 |
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Irisi posted:We also had a very amusing problem where the system would continually flag a lot of predominently elderly Jewish mens' accounts as "Suspected terrorism", because their name, "Ira" was triggering the system to think they were part of the IRA, the Irish Republican Army. It took quite a lot of fine tuning to fix, apparently. Same thing happened to girls called "Isis" a few years ago too.
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Bruceski posted:That's known as the Scunthorpe Problem. I've seen a lot of angry Animal Crossing players who were pissed they couldn't give their island a grape-themed name.
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edgeman83 posted:I honestly don't believe them at all, just due to how they responded to someone rightfully calling out how abusive they have been: But they've acknowledged they have a drinking problem (and maybe other mental health issues!) and are actively seeking help and taking steps to quit. You can choose not to believe them, but I don't know what more they can do at this point (other than just not have mental health issues).
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Bruceski posted:That's known as the Scunthorpe Problem. Yeah, because people from Scunthorpe are notoriously bad about distinguishing context
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Yeah honestly the one time it actually kinda is understandable to stick around, is when you were gonna have the serious 'you have an alcohol problem' talk and you don't even have a chance to get it out before they say to you 'I realized I have an alcohol problem so I'm quitting drinking, and I've started seeing a therapist ' That's like, most people's dream scenario for that situation.
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My girlfriend (22F) is mad at me (24M) because I let my friend stay at my place when she had to rebook her international flight back homequote:I had a friend from Peru that missed her flight back home. The airline said that they had 2 flights left for tomorrow and the day after. Her second option was a lot cheaper than the first so she chose that. She reached out to me telling me this stuff and I offered her my place to stay while she waited for her flight so she wouldn't have to sleep by herself at the airport for a day and a half. My roomate had his friend sleeping on our couch so I told her she could sleep in my room while I went to go sleep at my girlfriend's house which was 5 minutes away. I told my girlfriend about the situation and she seemed to understand. After I got off work that night at midnight I picked up my friend and set her up in my room. I then left to my girlfriends place and got there by 1am. My girlfriend then starts being all sassy and saying things have fun with your girlfriend and as a backhanded joke which escalated to her saying she was not comfortable with another girl sleeping in my bed even though I was with her at her place. The situation got worse the next day when I got off 2 hours early from working a 12 hour shift at 8pm. My girlfriend was going to be working and wouldn't be back until midnight. I called my friend and asked her how she was doing and offered to take her to get food since she had no car and has stayed in my room all day. My girlfriend got really pissed when I told her we were going to get food. She said I was violating her boundaries and that she was not comfortable with me going out to eat with another girl. I tried to tell her I was just trying to help but she was having none of it. I was planning on taking my friend back to my place and then going to sleep with my girlfriend for the night. Now she is mad that I'm taking her to the airport. She suggested getting her an uber but I don't have money to pay for one. Can anyone share input on this situation?
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FMguru posted:Charging the phone to the exact percentage it was when she first grabbed it was a nice touch. Rookie mistake, you need to calculate what the percentage it would be after being left alone for a few days and charge it to that percentage.
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Hughlander posted:My girlfriend (22F) is mad at me (24M) because I let my friend stay at my place when she had to rebook her international flight back home Pro spoiler tag usage here
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Hughlander posted:My girlfriend (22F) is mad at me (24M) because I let my friend stay at my place when she had to rebook her international flight back home Dump GF unless you never plan to be in proximity of a woman ever again.
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Irisi posted:
Shoulda gone by Gilligan instead
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Woozie66 posted:But they've acknowledged they have a drinking problem (and maybe other mental health issues!) and are actively seeking help and taking steps to quit. You can choose not to believe them, but I don't know what more they can do at this point (other than just not have mental health issues). Some people heard "in vino veritas" one time and take it as gospel. Some of us have demons that live inside us that want to ruin our lives and it just means we can't drink anymore. It's not that uncommon.
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My [24M] girlfriend [24F] of 2 years, is vehemently against the idea of us having children. I don't think I can feel fulfilled in life without procreating (major goal of mine) and am under huge pressure from family to procreate. I love her, what do?quote:So my girlfriend of 2 years whom I am close to proposing to laid on me that she really doesn't want to have children. Don't ask me how it didn't come up sooner, I honestly couldn't tell you. It just didn't.
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Please stop dealing with adversity and stress about creampies with humor, parrot man
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Slow down there bud, that's too much comedy, my sides are splitting here.
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AITA for not giving my pregnant friend a car seat?quote:I (26F) have a one year old daughter. She is still using her infant car seat. However, we were hit about a month ago and while we weren’t hurt, I no longer felt like her car seat was safe so I replaced it. My pregnant friend “Anne” (24F) asked if she could have the car seat since I was “just throwing it out anyway”.
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procreating (major goal of mine)
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What's the logic behind car seats being good for one crash only? I know helmets are, but that's because the EPS foam gets smooshed by your head and won't work as good again. I can't think of any damage to a car seat that wouldn't be visible on close inspection.
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General Bullshit › r/relationships: I keep parrots, sue me Unless your family line possesses a special power that allows only them to kill Dracula who gives a flying gently caress
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Elviscat posted:What's the logic behind car seats being good for one crash only? I know helmets are, but that's because the EPS foam gets smooshed by your head and won't work as good again. I can't think of any damage to a car seat that wouldn't be visible on close inspection. There's a bunch of foam inside that can get damaged, similarly. And you cannot visually inspect it at all, so you absolutely should replace it each time.
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Ensign Expendable posted:General Bullshit › r/relationships: I keep parrots, sue me His only power is being massively unfunny while thinking otherwise.
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Mx. posted:AITA for not giving my pregnant friend a car seat? Jesus Christ. Imagine knowingly risking your newborn babys' life so you could save £60 or so on a loving car seat, probably the single most important and frequently used safety feature in a childs' life in the western world. There's so many internal bits of plastic/metal and foam in a baby car seat, you would never know if one of them got damaged in an accident until maybe you take a corner a little too hard a month or so later, and watch the headrest of the seat decouple and your newborns' head flop sideways at 60mph.
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I just wanna know how much dumpster diving this friend does that OPs like yeah she's definitely going to be in my garbage later, no way around it
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Reusing car seats is such a bad idea. Not only are they only good for one accident, they literally have expiration dates. Big box stores almost always have some kind of deal where you can bring an old/used one and even get a discount on a new one, to encourage folks to NOT do what that friend wants to do.
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Mx. posted:I just wanna know how much dumpster diving this friend does that OPs like yeah she's definitely going to be in my garbage later, no way around it Yeah, like, I can understand dumpster diving at like, big stores or whatever, I know multiple people online that do it (and get hundreds of dollars worth of poo poo pretty routinely) but residential garbage is
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ReelBigLizard posted:I was at a conference recently where our head of the financial crime unit brought up how people think they're so funny putting "Illegal Drugs" or "sex worker services" in the payment descriptions for random innocent transfers between friends/spouses and how it makes for extra unnecessary workload on the compliance teams in banks so we need to encourage people to knock that off. i was never planning to stop
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Gadzuko posted:I feel for this person, but lol at winding up with over half a million dollars (at least) from a Runescape transaction. I wonder what the original value was. Reminds me of the guy that paid like 1000 bitcoin for a pizza back in the day.
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Midnight Voyager posted:His only power is being massively unfunny while thinking otherwise. Maybe he's really good at hiding a relative's insulin/epipen/heart medicine Batterypowered7 posted:Reminds me of the guy that paid like 1000 bitcoin for a pizza back in the day. It was 10,000 bitcoins. He didn't even buy the pizzas, strictly speaking, he sent to bitcoins to some guy he met online, and the guy ordered two lovely pizzas from some chain (Dominos? Papa John?) online and sent them to his house. I wonder what that guy did with the bitcoins.
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Shanghaied posted:Maybe he's really good at hiding a relative's insulin/epipen/heart medicine Lost them when he forgot his stupid 'brain-wallet' password or got rug-pulled, most likely. Or the harddrive they were on ate itself.
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He sold it for a couple hundred dollars some time later.
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Kitfox88 posted:Yeah, like, I can understand dumpster diving at like, big stores or whatever, I know multiple people online that do it (and get hundreds of dollars worth of poo poo pretty routinely) but residential garbage is But actually going into the trash can where there's presumably some other bags of garbage in the can, which might be leaking food waste or something? Very
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They tell you to mix pills into something gross like cat litter when you throw them out; guess we have to start pouring cat litter on car seats now
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AITA for not going to my boyfriends birthday lunch?quote:AITA for getting upset with my boyfriend for how he interacted with another girl and confronting him about it, resulting in him uninviting me from his birthday lunch? Um...I'm pretty sure you just became roommates somewhere along the way...
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Ok I'm normally on team "let your SO have opposite sex friends and trust your partner" but calling them honeybun in front of you and all that poo poo is a bit much!!!
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