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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Biden bought the golden Trump sneakers, didn't he?

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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Outpost22 posted:

How does one "gently caress" feet?

Yeah how does that work? I’m a visual learner btw

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

redshirt posted:

When he walks around he makes these "SWUP! STICK! SWUP! STICK!" noises.

it makes whatever sound effects Banjo Tootie did for the suction cup shoes

Biden also has all the other shoes from BK and he's gonna try bait Don in to a foot race

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

redshirt posted:

When he walks around he makes these "SWUP! STICK! SWUP! STICK!" noises.

When he walks it sounds like corn pops

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Outpost22 posted:

How does one "gently caress" feet?

Really, how does one not?

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

mobby_6kl posted:

PORNHUB LINK

Okay, but what about those of us in Texas?

(I am not actually in Texas, ew.)

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Fun question: If Trump loses in November and is shockingly still alive by 2028, will he run again?

He will keep campaigning and 'running' until he dies in any given scenario.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1769398547240079764?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Biden should post a photo of him crushing a jar of Dijon mustard under his boot.

loving lol if Joe strikes a deal with the company and outsells Trump shoes.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Obsidianheart posted:

Okay, but what about those of us in Texas?

(I am not actually in Texas, ew.)

You might need a North Korean proxy or use another country that still values free speech

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

"Trump Word Cloud"

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

nine-gear crow posted:

Jacked Up Joe and his Pumped Up Kicks

Better run better run
Faster than MA-GA

Cretin90
Apr 10, 2006

Obsidianheart posted:

Okay, but what about those of us in Texas?

(I am not actually in Texas, ew.)

I haven't been paying close attention to this and the ongoing saga of random dumbass red states requiring you to register in a database to watch people gently caress, what's the story? Anyone live there and can report back?

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Infinitum posted:

Sounds like your neighbours brand wasn't good enough

I like neighbors that are not imprisoned for financial crimes.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Breaking news! Biden wears shoes; what is he afraid of?

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

He will keep campaigning and 'running' until he dies in any given scenario.

Calling it now, Don Jr drops the Junior part of his name and keeps running every four years. Gotta keep the grift going!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Donald Trump: "I've always been a hardcore barefoot guy, many are saying I was the first man who invented barefoot, folks."

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Frank Frank posted:

I had to look up the ones I have but it turns out they are BONDI 8s.

I have a pair of Gaviotas, great shoes

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

steinrokkan posted:

Donald Trump: "I've always been a hardcore barefoot guy, many are saying I was the first man who invented barefoot, folks."

Can you imagine Trump's bare feet?

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



redshirt posted:

Can you imagine Trump's bare feet?

Motherfucker has toenails like fritos

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Fun fact: the south has such a prevalence of parasitic hookworms that the Rockefeller charity did a public health campaign to get mississippians to wear shoes. It's believed hookworm infection is part of the genesis of the lazy southerner trope.

Lol the media wants to infest us with parasites

https://www.mshistorynow.mdah.ms.gov/issue/hookworm-disease-in-mississippi%3A-the-importance-of-wearing-shoes

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

The "Biden wears Hoka shoes" thing isn't officially a right-wing scandal until Kid Rock buys a few pairs of them and shoots them with machine gun on X (the social media platform formerly known as Twitter because Elon Musk bought it for 44 billion dollars and ruined it because he wanted to keep Nazis platformed). Or if Ted Nugent threatens to shoot at some on X (the social media platform formerly known as Twitter because Elon Musk bought it for 44 billion dollars and ruined it because he wanted to keep Nazis platformed).

This whole world is just so loving stupid so I was able to type the above with 100% sincerity.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
wear shoes and properly dig outhouse holes. it needs to be a hole thats deep enough so stuff cant physically move far enough before it dies.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Cretin90 posted:

I haven't been paying close attention to this and the ongoing saga of random dumbass red states requiring you to register in a database to watch people gently caress, what's the story? Anyone live there and can report back?

If you want to know all you have to do is have a VPN route you through Texas and try to access PornHub. You'll be greeted by a few paragraphs explaining the situation with links to the law and the regulations Texas has told them they need to follow.

Basically to access PornHub in Texas you need to give them a scan of your driver's license every single time you access PornHub. It's to protect the children you see.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I feel like I'm working for the WPA in 1933 in here.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Biden wearing the golden TRUMP shoes and then happily walking through dogshit on the way to a podium

Burns
May 10, 2008

I wonder how all those Californians who feld to texas feel about their porn now.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Biden's already got Air Force Ones

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

I like Lindsey's new look.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
kinda dont remember Moms for America, are they the older version of moms for liberty?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

PhazonLink posted:

kinda dont remember Moms for America, are they the older version of moms for liberty?

I think they were advocates against drunk driving?

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Has Trump Truther out his heartfelt congratulations to Putin over his historic election win yet?

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Hollismason posted:

I think they were advocates against drunk driving?

Oh, so a socialist collective. Love to see it.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

limp_cheese posted:

If you want to know all you have to do is have a VPN route you through Texas and try to access PornHub. You'll be greeted by a few paragraphs explaining the situation with links to the law and the regulations Texas has told them they need to follow.

Basically to access PornHub in Texas you need to give them a scan of your driver's license every single time you access PornHub. It's to protect the children you see.

I can't believe that the leftist nanny state would do this

Spindle
Feb 12, 2008

Baby, we're rich

Hollismason posted:

I think they were advocates against drunk driving?
That's MADD.
Making up a 20th anniversary would be a new (unsurprising) low, but Conservative orgs form, rebrand, and collapse so quickly they could be counting anything.

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

remember how 10 million moms or whatever actually spooked companies into doing poo poo for a while until they realized that it's entirely just bots and one lady

who has had an actual impact on policy

we're so loving stupid.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

https://patriotbarbie.com/

Take a look at her website

quote:

  • Bold Conservative Voice
  • American Patriot Ally
  • Unrelenting Mama Bear

quote:

Lindsey Graham is the Patriot Barbie – a loud, proud, pro-gun, pro-life, Jesus-loving, red-blooded conservative, Republican woman. She is a fierce voice for conservative women, a spitfire advocate for small business owners, an authentic patriot standing for American values.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Vampire Panties posted:

https://patriotbarbie.com/

Take a look at her website


  • Unrelenting Mama Bear

Is someone calling themselves a mama bear like a weeb calling themselves a tsundere? In the sense that if you have to call yourself that you ain't it.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Gros Tarla posted:

Nah, his death will turn into a JFK/Epstein type conspiracy circus and will be a thing for decades to come.

“Breaking news: Old, unhealthy, obese, furious, fat sack of crap who only ate McDonalds dies suddenly.”
:byodood: How could Hillary get away with this obvious murder?!

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




SRQ posted:

remember how 10 million moms or whatever actually spooked companies into doing poo poo for a while until they realized that it's entirely just bots and one lady

who has had an actual impact on policy

we're so loving stupid.

Bill Donohue fooled the media and lot of other organizations into thinking he represented all Catholics for decades with nothing more than a PO Box and a fax machine. :lol:

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