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true, there's a 15% good behavior credit, but that's about it. a 25 year sentence can be reduced to 21 years and 3 months. the last year of the sentence can be served at a halfway house.
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Shame Boy posted:sam would never get paroled by a parole board anyway because he'd spend the entire time trying to explain things to them about his crimes just re-listened to the fpl.us episode you did the doc for. excellent work!
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spankmeister posted:trump is going to pardon him bankman and fried should combine forces with mother ulbirch a free sam and a free ross, imagine the value!
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Eeyo posted:what's your bets for sbf's sentence? i'm going with 25 years I suspect the judge goes over the 50 year recommendation. I mean, his plea for leniency because FTX was always solvent, a trivially disproved fraud, is not great at suggesting he's learned his lesson about committing fraud.
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spankmeister posted:trump is going to pardon him Sam is going to pardon Trump.
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fins posted:just re-listened to the fpl.us episode you did the doc for. excellent work! thanks, i'm real glad so many people liked it 
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spankmeister posted:trump is going to pardon him trump will "i cannot believe how hard SBF failed at business, very sad, unlike me, the most successful businessman, i have done so much business, very huge business" i would not expect his parents to have that much donor money despite whatever FTX was funneling them
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Shame Boy posted:sam would never get paroled by a parole board anyway because he'd spend the entire time trying to explain things to them about his crimes imagining sbf trying to pull a sawshank and offering to do the warden's taxes
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spankmeister posted:trump is going to pardon him ross's mom said she was 100% certain that trump would pardon him. he did not. trump only pardons people he believes can help him personally
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when they posted sam's CONFIDENTIAL list of ideas, they cut off a few of them, including blaming alameda and caroline the best one is "send out a twitter poll asking people what to do" lmao
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hey twitter! should I go on tucker's show and blame the wokists for everything?
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lolBusiness Insider posted:An ex-cop and accused pedophile is worried about the 'disgusting-looking' vegan beans Sam Bankman-Fried is served in prison
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lol it really is just "if I give away all my money I will have infinite friends" which would be sad if not for the fact that you pissed away all your money trying to force people to like you instead of doing admirable things beyond "scamming tom brady out of hundreds of millions of dollars"
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hey they said he should be granted leniency because prison will be too hard on him, but it seems he's already made a friend! it will be fine
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really though, what motivates you to write letters supporting a guy when every thing they report is going to be followed by "says an ex-cop and accused pedophile" its not really helping lmao
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it seemed like he was blowing smoke up my rear end, but it turns out his length of pipe and cigarette are for genuinely altruistic purposes
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"His father and I face the very real possibility that we will not live long enough to see him freed. There are no words for the grief we feel." I have two words for you, ma'am: lol, and lmao
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We fear we may go the rest of our lives without ever again having the opportunity to hug him in fromt of a mansion he has just purchased for us.
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there are no words but maybe there are numbers for the grief they feel
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do you know how much time and money we invested in this crime golem??
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the sad thing is that i actually completely believe the "accused" pedophile about the food sam's getting and i doubt it's an exaggeration at all. that particular prison is a notorious shithole even by us standards and that absolutely sounds like something they'd serve an inmate just for shits and giggles. not even sam deserves that
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there's much to be said about not having a carceral system that continuously degrades and dehumanizes everyone it comes in contact with. but sbf isn't the kind of moral force that lends sympathy to that argument no matter how necessary.
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his parents should just sell another vacation home and load up his commissary account so he can get all the vegan shrimp he needs.
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Midjack posted:his parents should just sell another vacation home and load up his commissary account so he can get all the vegan shrimp he needs. 
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...! posted:the sad thing is that i actually completely believe the "accused" pedophile about the food sam's getting and i doubt it's an exaggeration at all. that particular prison is a notorious shithole even by us standards and that absolutely sounds like something they'd serve an inmate just for shits and giggles. not even sam deserves that kw0134 posted:there's much to be said about not having a carceral system that continuously degrades and dehumanizes everyone it comes in contact with. but sbf isn't the kind of moral force that lends sympathy to that argument no matter how necessary.
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Midjack posted:his parents should just sell another vacation home and load up his commissary account so he can get all the vegan shrimp he needs.
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Shame Boy posted:sam would never get paroled by a parole board anyway because he'd spend the entire time trying to explain things to them about his crimes Looking forward to the first time parole board somehow sentences a petitioner to death.
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kw0134 posted:there's much to be said about not having a carceral system that continuously degrades and dehumanizes everyone it comes in contact with. but sbf isn't the kind of moral force that lends sympathy to that argument no matter how necessary. that and also anyone who thinks he is any kind of sympathetic figure can and should gently caress off, having healthy and accommodating food in the prisons and jails of America isn't a favor or sympathy, it's called human rights and basic dignity, and implying accommodating sbf would somehow make it special or wrong as a gotcha is honestly some psychopath poo poo.
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FAUXTON posted:that and also anyone who thinks he is any kind of sympathetic figure can and should gently caress off, having healthy and accommodating food in the prisons and jails of America isn't a favor or sympathy, it's called human rights and basic dignity, and implying accommodating sbf would somehow make it special or wrong as a gotcha is honestly some psychopath poo poo. 
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that prison stopped caring about human rights and dignity long ago, if they ever even did
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other bitcoiners should take the lesson to heart and lobby strongly for prison reform while the iron is hot
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Boxturret posted:really though, what motivates you to write letters supporting a guy when every thing they report is going to be followed by "says an ex-cop and accused pedophile" I looked the dude up out of curiosity "Simpson sent photos of himself that were filtered so he would appear younger. He also sent lewd requests to girls, instructing them to write explicit phrases or his name in marker on their bodies" I don't like this reimagined mycrimes.txt
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I feel like being a cop pedo is one of those things that should get you put in super jail where we don't hear from you anymore. I wonder if there's been someone like SBF who realizes Jail doesn't care about the parents and became reformed. Hey Puyi was reformed
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Isentropy posted:I feel like being a cop pedo is one of those things that should get you put in super jail where we don't hear from you anymore. are you new to this whole "cops" thing or
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My son has a very pronounced case of whiteyism your honour
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prison is bad. there i said it. but also i have a form of high functioning autism like everyone who posts in yospos and gently caress that as an excuse, he knew what he was doing, and he was perfectly able to fool people into giving him billions of dollars, so why isn't he able to successfully convince people he's not guilty? it's because of all the crimes he knowingly committed
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Shumagorath posted:Fact 1: Changpeng Z killed my exchange
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Crust First posted:prison is bad. there i said it. have you practiced human facial expressions in the mirror recently to ensure your flesh-mask isn't slipping
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