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MarcusSA posted:When I was an adult I realized the cliff kinda didn’t make sense but the movie fuckin rules so I didn’t give it a second thought. Bad movies give you time to care about stupid poo poo
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Or there's the Rise of Skywalker technique: quickly follow up the stupid poo poo with new stupid poo poo before your brain has had time to process the previous stupid poo poo.
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Presto posted:Or there's the Rise of Skywalker technique: quickly follow up the stupid poo poo with new stupid poo poo before your brain has had time to process the previous stupid poo poo. JJ Abrams is really the epitome of 'If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit'.
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https://twitter.com/DakDimensions/status/1769401090838081813 God I love how poo poo these movies are. Just a total inability to implement the most basic and obvious story elements to improve things.
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khwarezm posted:https://twitter.com/DakDimensions/status/1769401090838081813 Throw in a guillotine that uses a lightsaber for the falling blade and you got yourself a Star War for all ages
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KakerMix posted:I have no idea what cliff you are talking about because when I watched Jurassic Park as a kid I went "cool dinosaurs!" and then as an adult I watch Jurassic Park and go "cool dinosaurs!"
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KakerMix posted:I have no idea what cliff you are talking about because when I watched Jurassic Park as a kid I went "cool dinosaurs!" and then as an adult I watch Jurassic Park and go "cool dinosaurs!" 
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why the dino got a gun?
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How else is he supposed to shoot
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Soapy_Bumslap posted:How else is he supposed to shoot I dunno t-rex could probably handle a small cannon. Lighting the fuse would be an issue with the tiny t-rex hands though.
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Spielberg has never given a poo poo about continuity and there's a far more glaring example earlier when there's a robot arm rotating the raptor eggs and holding the one they're watching hatch and after one cut it's rotated away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLz5Api676Y&t=24s It even rotates back in to grab the empty shell from Grant's hands.
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more like (australian word)inuity. because it's a thing only (australian word)s care about
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We’re all thinking it: Spielberg is a hack. Sound of Freedom was the superior movie. I need to go make a 42 minute YouTube.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQH2rmQ5-vk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtbwx5LBH-E And the concrete moats, and the motion sensor tracking systems. Ronald, dear boy, relax. A concrete moat next to a paddock, huh? Sounds like a cliff to me. Also lol that Hammond can't even bother to learn Genarro's first name and thinks he's called Ronald.
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Jurassic park was a movie about cgi and jurassic park 2 was a movie about how badass it is to go camping in a gigantic triple trailer rv and to ride motorcycles. Jurassic park 3 was a movie about collecting t-rex pee and how that would bring pervy spinosauruses around. Jurassic park 4 was a snuff film. Jurassic park 5 was some poo poo about a mansion and international diamond auctions or some poo poo. Jurassic park 6 came out already in 2022.
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Who cares about a 31 year old movie like Jurassic Park? JEEZ YA NERDS! Anyways, back to Star Wars talk...
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Non Compos Mentis posted:why the dino got a gun? The futility of war
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I love going to IMDb after watching a movie, but I always breeze right past "continuity errors" because I honestly do not understand how to care about those I can be pretty drat pedantic for sure, I just don't see how you could care about "he was standing over here in this shot, but now he's standing somewhere slightly different"
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The cliff bothered me even as a kid. The continuity was broken but still didn't detract from the film.
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The cliff is similar to that sequence in The Dark Knight Rises where the attack on the stock trading floor turns into a chase that goes from day to night when it enters a tunnel just because Nolan wanted the chase to end at night. Filmmaker wanted to do something, knew he could get away with it, and so did it. Maybe another writing pass on the script could have given them a good reason for both these things, but ultimately it's not necessary because 95% of the audience will go along with it. I know I didn't notice either of these things until they were pointed out to me.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:What are we supposed to be noticing here? https://x.com/bigmonkeong/status/1769398128040439960?s=20
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"It's So Dense; Every Image Has So Much Going On" - Rick McCallum, on Madame Web
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It stinks!
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couldn't sleep last night so I re-watched American Movie (1999), about my second favourite group of wisconsin movie making slobs it's astonishing at how much better shot and movielike the Cöven footage looks as compared to the shot-on-MiniDV direct-to-Tubi moopies that we stream on Fridays, holy poo poo
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Dijkstracula posted:couldn't sleep last night so I re-watched American Movie (1999), about my second favourite group of wisconsin movie making slobs it makes space cop look embarrassing lol kalel posted:watched "american movie" (1999 dir. chris smith) at the alamo
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I forgot it was this year
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But if there’s an odd number of Irish people what will the leftover Irishman do?
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In that case, we just have to put Bono down.
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kalel posted:it makes space cop look embarrassing lol <extremely slow, slurred delivery> "it's all right, it's okay, there's something to live for, jesus told me so" - rich evans
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Groovelord Neato posted:Spielberg has never given a poo poo about continuity and there's a far more glaring example earlier when there's a robot arm rotating the raptor eggs and holding the one they're watching hatch and after one cut it's rotated away. THIS one I always noticed though, but just went "oh well!". I honestly just now understand the cliff everyone is talking about, about a minute ago reading the responses. Weird how this: happens with cool things.
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Spielberg blockbusters always play fast and loose with the plot, compared to gold standard Cameron. Like some movies you just treat them as roller coaster rides instead of stories. Also that small rear end island can't possibly feed these many dinosaurs.
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stephenthinkpad posted:Also that small rear end island can't possibly feed these many dinosaurs. "Thank God for Site B."
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stephenthinkpad posted:Spielberg blockbusters always play fast and loose with the plot, compared to gold standard Cameron. Like some movies you just treat them as roller coaster rides instead of stories. Or how there are zero zookeepers on the island during a storm except for Mr. Clever Girl.
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Tiny island? It was a lot bigger than even what you saw in theatres, just a camera trick to get it to fit on screen.
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And furthermore, those dinos would probably have been far less aggressive considering they'd been fed recently!
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Mordja posted:And furthermore, those dinos would probably have been far less aggressive considering they'd been fed recently! I am an expert on watching hours of sexy zookeeper hand petting large exotic cats vertical formatted videos, can confirm.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:why the dino got a gun? The sequels would make a lot more sense if the dinosaurs had guns.
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