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hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
It was a horny ghost. No further explanation needed.

AMAZING PAGE SNIPE

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Because he gets a reaction. Crowds go loving nuts when he starts jerking off ghosts on stage.

Ghostnutbusters!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

https://i.imgur.com/hUsi1Ww.mp4

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

ManBoyChef posted:

You cannot leave me hanging like this.....what happened with the troll....what was your character? Did you have rope?

3 flasks of flaming oil later, we were collecting the exp from it.

I luckily had a torch lit, so it was trivial saves for lighting and throwing each one at it.

Fortunately, trolls are quite flammable!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Pretty sure the ghost BJ scene in Ghostbusters was a dream. It was Ray Stantz dreaming about being blown by a ghost.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

When you're Irish you forget how abnormal this is lol. It's a good station though, solid kebab and pizza offerings and the lifesize Obama standees next to the toilets make for a good photo-op

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


Will wonders never cease in this world?

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
Eh, Dublin has a leprechaun museum as well, we love blatantly ridiculous poo poo.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Stay classy, coach.

https://twitter.com/TTuberville/status/1767697912014795093

nerox
May 20, 2001

I like the random air pump dedicated to Conan O'Brien at the end.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Turn on your monitor Tommy.

Or don't, and gently caress entirely off forever, that would be great too.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

New campaign slogan just dropped

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by


Incomprehensibly lovely. What a waste of space

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

I thought he was the one being sexually assaulted. And idk, I always assumed it was a spooky blowjob for some reason. :shrug:

This had me thinking: I don’t think he’s ever accused any of his sexual assault victims of assaulting him, has he?

I guess that would short circuit his brain because it’d imply that a woman had power over him but everything else ever that he’s done he’s projecting to others as their actions against him so it’s a pretty glaring blind spot.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




kazil posted:

New campaign slogan just dropped


Guy whose first term ended with everyone isolating at home due to a raging, airborne virus that affected the cardiovascular system: “Eh, whaddya have to lose? :smugdon:

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



kw0134 posted:

I really can't get over the fact that he really likes doing his "dance", a bizarre arrhythmic gyration of his upper torso to some alien music and tempo that's supposed to be endearing or cool or something and not the horrific spasms of a human body seeking death's release from the infirmities of age.

That's just him being a white guy born in the 40s, they all do that

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


kazil posted:

New campaign slogan just dropped


Queer rights, critical healthcare, voting, my slightly lower anxiety levels, I could go on really.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

kazil posted:

New campaign slogan just dropped


"The world is dying and you're gonna get cancer. Might as well let the kids shoot guns in the house!!"

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

kazil posted:

New campaign slogan just dropped


Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

kazil posted:

New campaign slogan just dropped


He actually said this same statement to a crowd of prospective Black voters in 2016.

Yes, seriously.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

nerox posted:

I like the random air pump dedicated to Conan O'Brien at the end.

He visited around Xmas time so I'm guessing this was a recent addition. I ended up having dinner next to him one night and he seemed like a good dude to all the waitstaff. I resisted the urge to bother him and hoot about PimpBot 3000 5000 and Marge vs the Monorail

raifield
Feb 21, 2005

kazil posted:

New campaign slogan just dropped


We have, yet, LOL's and LMAO's to lose

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Idgi he was using the death of his son to deflect from his handling of secret documents?

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Idgi he was using the death of his son to deflect from his handling of secret documents?

Specifically, his handling of secret documents that was completely according to the rules set by the national archives. What a garbage human.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Again, they've been looking for a way to use his dead son against him for years. They're aware enough that they can't come right out and say "Haha, your son's dead, a good President wouldn't have a dead son" so they're doing this instead.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Idgi he was using the death of his son to deflect from his handling of secret documents?

Tuberville is a flaming bag of poo poo on America’s front porch

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

More projection

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I cannot even really fathom what kind of mind you have to have to look at this sort of situation and think "yeah, I can spin doctor this, no problem"

"OK listen up people, our hallowed god-king got himself in a real pickle here, he got caught with a bathroom stacked floor to ceiling with boxes of stolen classified docs. Your mission should you choose to accept it, is make it look like not only is he blameless, but also Joe Biden is responsible somehow and is guilty of doing much worse things. That's right, Joe Biden, the kindly old man whose son died a few years back and earns him all those sympathy points. Shouldn't be any trouble for you huh? Whaddya say?"

"No problem man, watch and learn *cracks knuckles*"

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

I took a poo poo at that gas station that I could only describe as presidential.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Data Graham posted:

I cannot even really fathom what kind of mind you have to have to look at this sort of situation and think "yeah, I can spin doctor this, no problem"

"OK listen up people, our hallowed god-king got himself in a real pickle here, he got caught with a bathroom stacked floor to ceiling with boxes of stolen classified docs. Your mission should you choose to accept it, is make it look like not only is he blameless, but also Joe Biden is responsible somehow and is guilty of doing much worse things. That's right, Joe Biden, the kindly old man whose son died a few years back and earns him all those sympathy points. Shouldn't be any trouble for you huh? Whaddya say?"

"No problem man, watch and learn *cracks knuckles*"

You’re right, of course.

It also means the fuckers are getting desperate, so I suppose that’s a good thing

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
:psyduck: What person would even consider that a compelling argument, let alone someone of any decency would say? That's why I was having trouble understanding what the hell this guy was even implying, my brain just shortcircuited.

I guess I don't have a brain chudly enough to understand this kind of 4D chess.

Elephunk
Dec 6, 2007



limp_cheese posted:

If you want to know all you have to do is have a VPN route you through Texas and try to access PornHub. You'll be greeted by a few paragraphs explaining the situation with links to the law and the regulations Texas has told them they need to follow.

Basically to access PornHub in Texas you need to give them a scan of your driver's license every single time you access PornHub. It's to protect the children you see.

Yeah but the chick in the video asking for political action is kinda hot when you're already half chubbed up so

VA here we did it first

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Trump's having kind of a rough morning

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

kazil posted:

New campaign slogan just dropped


TRUMP '24: What the hell, you have to LOL

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



kazil posted:

Trump's having kind of a rough morning

That is the tone of a sure winner!!!

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh

kazil posted:

New campaign slogan just dropped


*blushes, fans cleavage with steakhouse menu* MISTER PRESIDENT!!!

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




"Biden is trash because he actually proved we were lying!"

These fucks are irredeemable

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

It is once again infrastructure funding week

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

kazil posted:

New campaign slogan just dropped


Democracy.

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