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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
I like the new Texans uniforms fine. The numbers are fun

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Uh, what? Did DC sign a whole new OL in FA that I missed? When it comes to WRs, uh, I'm pretty sure DJ Moore and Keenan Allen are better than Terry McLaurin and *checks notes* 1st round bust Jahan Dotson.

It might be a bit early to label Dotson a bust .....*gestures at Sam Howell*

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

kidcoelacanth posted:

oh boy! gather round, everyone! it's an NFL holiday! it's "there's a new uniform or logo to look at so we have to rush in to say how much it sucks" day! how are you gonna celebrate?

i don't like the uniform

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Nervous posted:

Rip Winkie01.

🫡

xbilkis posted:

Are you really getting mad at people for saying they think something is ugly

Pretty sure they hear it all the time

a neat cape posted:

Remember when the Chargers dropped their redesign and everyone was in agreement that it was good

Why can't other teams do this

Chargers uniforms and schedule releases remain great, now just need Harbaugh to fix them on the field.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Bismack Billabongo posted:

I like the new Texans uniforms fine. The numbers are fun

They had top ten maybe top five uniforms and they ruined them, hope this helps

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Fifty Three posted:

Gotcha, appreciate the explanations from you and wandler. So in my example if my contract's "guaranteed" number was two years of base salary at 5+5, and I happened to make 8m with incentives the first year, I'm still owed the 5m base for next year?

I have no real reason to be this curious about it, so "it depends on the contract" is also sufficient. :shobon:

Yup.

It's guaranteed base salaries year 1 / 2 are one of those things I thought would be pointless, because why are you signing guys to huge deals you'd want to cut after a year? and then there've been like dozens of examples of guys who hosed up so bad they had to be cut after a year.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

wandler20 posted:

It might be a bit early to label Dotson a bust .....*gestures at Sam Howell*
Thats a good point, and I just remembered that I read a little blurb about how Dotson was sent a lot of decoy routes by Bieniemy after being pretty good his rookie year when not hurt (hamstring).

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I’ll be honest, outside of when a uni looks really really good like the powder blues, or there’s something genuinely functionally wrong with the kit like MLB’s this year, I barely notice them

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Imo, from that one pic, those Texans units look fairly lackluster:
  • maybe the colors will grow on me
  • I dislike the shoulder horns
  • I like the numbers

On mobile, I also thought the images were of new Chicago bears uniforms.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

kiimo posted:

They had top ten maybe top five uniforms and they ruined them, hope this helps

This is an insane take to me. Tell me the rest of your top five immediately so I might judge you

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Declan MacManus posted:

dc has better receivers and a better line than chicago, i'd be pushing for there too

What is this nonsense.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Bismack Billabongo posted:

This is an insane take to me. Tell me the rest of your top five immediately so I might judge you

1. Chargers
2. Raiders
3. Bears
4. Texans
5. Bucs

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

wandler20 posted:

It might be a bit early to label Dotson a bust .....*gestures at Sam Howell*
Never too early. Please subscribe to my Twitch where I start to name off 2024 draft busts as picks are announced.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Omg can we please just go back to Antonio brown trump tweets?

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

LiquidFriend posted:

Never too early. Please subscribe to my Twitch where I start to name off 2024 draft busts as picks are announced.

Back off from my territory buddy

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Sorry already made the Daltosssss account. It's too late to return.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bismack Billabongo posted:

I like the new Texans uniforms fine. The numbers are fun

The new Texans uniforms are just the old Bears uniforms.

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Blue so dark that it might as well be black is the dumbest blue for uniforms. You get the generic black vibe, but with the added benefit of people getting confused as to what your colors even are depending on the lighting

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

If there is anymore football talk this offseason I’m just going to embed tweets from AB, Lowtax, and Hitler

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Antonio Clown

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'm pretty curious where the "inspired by the Oilers colors" line came from when they were described

makes me wonder if there's still a lighter blue variant coming

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

This is what actual news looks like today


https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1769821004233089459



I'd rather have Uni-chat

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

No Butt Stuff posted:

If there is anymore football talk this offseason I’m just going to embed tweets from AB, Lowtax, and Hitler

All three have taken some shots to the head.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Ah yes in a division where 3 of the 4 teams have blue in the uniform, lets lean into the blue!

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
The only team formed after 1960 with a good uniform is the Chargers

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

All three have taken some shots to the head.

Marry, gently caress, kill

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
I like how the Raiders never change their uniforms because you don't gently caress with perfection and I don't have to suffer through terrible redesigns every 5-6 years.




vvvv this thread has taken quite the turn!

Black Sunshine fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Mar 18, 2024

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Marry - Andy Reid
gently caress - Pete Carroll
Kill - Bill Belicheck

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Mega64 posted:

Marry - Andy Reid
gently caress - Pete Carroll
Kill - Bill Belicheck

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

There were Twitter rumors the Jags were trying to trade for Aiyuk.

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1769859576503890114?s=46

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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It’s impossible to dislike Andy Reid.

But his son Britt can loving rot in hell.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Diva Cupcake posted:

There were Twitter rumors the Jags were trying to trade for Aiyuk.

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1769859576503890114?s=46

Ryan Poles, you know what to do.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

kiimo posted:

1. Chargers
2. Raiders
3. Bears
4. Texans
5. Bucs

Chargers sure but the rest of these are demented. Nice work

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
I will absolutely die on the hill that the Seahawks current uniforms and the throwbacks are among the best in the league.

The all Blue ones from the Shaun Alexander to early Marshawn era can get left in the dust bin of history though.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Seahawks and Broncos play in the Pajama Party League.


no thanks

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


pajamas are cool

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Seahawks fans, out here saying






you either know fashion, or you don't.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Black Lighter posted:

Blue so dark that it might as well be black is the dumbest blue for uniforms. You get the generic black vibe, but with the added benefit of people getting confused as to what your colors even are depending on the lighting

It's such a boring, safe color and like a dozen teams all use it

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

kiimo posted:

Seahawks fans, out here saying






you either know fashion, or you don't.

These are rams

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



kiimo posted:

you either know fashion, or you don't.

There is a company that has a gameday couture line, but honestly the prices are just normal NFL gear prices, so that's disappointing.

No actual haute couture show that I can find, SMH.

https://www.shopthesoho.com/pages/nfl

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