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minato posted:I got confused for a sec because I thought this was referencing the Guns N Roses Spaghetti Incident. Wikipedia says: 
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Okay but why did they try to pull out his teeth?
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The one guy thought he was having a seizure, and forcing his mouth open to prevent him from swallowing his tongue
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Inceltown posted:It took Bono asking Steve Jobs if he named the LISA computer after his daughter Lisa before he would admit it. He lied right to the face of Lisa for years about not naming it after her. Why even deny that? 
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Tiggum posted:Why even deny that? He was an absolute bastard to his daughter. He got sued by California because his daughter and his daughter's mom were on welfare while he was worth a quarter of a billion dollars back in the 80s.
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Steve Jobs was a huge piece of poo poo disguised by the massive cult of personality around Apple, and he died like the stupid dog he always was.
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Mister Speaker posted:Steve Jobs was a huge piece of poo poo disguised by the massive cult of personality around Apple, and he died like the stupid dog he always was. Wow, that's uncalled for towards dogs.
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Mister Speaker posted:Steve Jobs was a huge piece of poo poo disguised by the massive cult of personality around Apple, and he died like the stupid dog he always was. he refused to shower and believed that eating nothing but fruit was the key to health when he got cancer, he refused to listen to his doctors, and he absolutely realized how badly he hosed that one up by the end the universe tossed him the rare treatable pancreatic cancer and he couldn't humble himself enough to listen to someone else's expertise
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Trabant posted:Wow, that's uncalled for
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venus de lmao posted:he refused to shower and believed that eating nothing but fruit was the key to health in 2009 he used his power to speedrun the waiting list for a liver transplant, but then he completely refused to do anything sensible about his cancer and died needlessly two years later. Meaning he causes somebody to die by stealing a liver that would have gone to them, and then effectively threw it into the trash.
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Love to see the BtB cadre here. Even Evans would be proud.
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Glory to Italia!
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In California, there’s a grace period where after you buy a car you have some time to get a license plate for it. Steve jobs would buy a new car, drive around with no plates and park illegally wherever he went, and then buy a different car whenever he had owned one long enough to need to get plates
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Ziv Zulander posted:In California, there’s a grace period where after you buy a car you have some time to get a license plate for it. Steve jobs would buy a new car, drive around with no plates and park illegally wherever he went, and then buy a different car whenever he had owned one long enough to need to get plates Technically I think that he leased new cars every ninety days, but yeah. If you saw a Mercedes with no plates parked like an rear end in a top hat in a handicap spot in Cupertino, it may have been Jobs. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 11:32 on Mar 19, 2024 |
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he also smelled like rank rear end
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It's great that you can say steve jobs was a dumb loving rear end in a top hat who smelled bad and it's 100% true.
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pyf behind the bastards episodes: I like the ones about natural health scammers where he always has that dude that sounds like a fat redneck on named billy bob as a guest
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:pyf behind the bastards episodes: I like the ones about natural health scammers where he always has that dude that sounds like a fat redneck on named billy bob as a guest He's pretty good yeah.
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:pyf behind the bastards episodes: I like the ones about natural health scammers where he always has that dude that sounds like a fat redneck on named billy bob as a guest it's too bad billy wayne has beef with everyone at and affiliated with iheart now. he was always a great btb guest.
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ILL Machina posted:Love to see the BtB cadre here. Even Evans would be proud. Pls don't accuse me of listening to a podcast ever again
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Steve Jobs would insist I hang out with him while he “ran errands” but it was mostly an excuse for him to drive around and bitch. Sometimes he’d insist we recreate the jackass stunts from the previous night at Home Depot and sometimes we’d go back to his place to play video games— which was me watching him play genesis all day. He was never hungry but always wanted a bite or GIANT sip of whatever I had.
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Prof. Fantastic posted:Steve Jobs would insist I hang out either him while he “ran errands” but it was mostly an excuse for him to drive around and bitch. Sometimes he’d insist we recreate the jackass stunts from the previous night at Home Depot and sometimes we’d go back to his place to play video games— which was me watching him play genesis all day. He was never hungry but always wanted a bite or GIANT sip of whatever I had. Yeah but on the other hand he wore turtlenecks.
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https://twitter.com/Nedsfeed/status/1770047381150572910 All of us down to the general store would warn Turkey Jim but he just loved to go out in the woods, a-peckin
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Lobok posted:Yeah but on the other hand he wore turtlenecks. Pretty sure he wore them on his torso
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Dragonwagon posted:Pretty sure he wore them on his torso Sorry, it's been a long time. I forgot what hand Jobs looked like.
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https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps/status/1770099070071185570 Shoutout to Namibia and Botswana for bucking the trend
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https://twitter.com/matt_levine/status/1769788711967875382 Slorgchads stay winning, Slerfcels in shambles
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/matt_levine/status/1769788711967875382 Am I having a stroke? What the gently caress does any of this poo poo mean?
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Modal Auxiliary posted:Am I having a stroke? What the gently caress does any of this poo poo mean? 
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A lot of y'all still don't get it. You can use multiple slurf juices on one slorg
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Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Slorg! Many Slerfs and Musks knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Slorg that day, I can tell you!
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps/status/1770099070071185570
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Prof. Fantastic posted:Steve Jobs would insist I hang out with him while he “ran errands” but it was mostly an excuse for him to drive around and bitch. Sometimes he’d insist we recreate the jackass stunts from the previous night at Home Depot and sometimes we’d go back to his place to play video games— which was me watching him play genesis all day. He was never hungry but always wanted a bite or GIANT sip of whatever I had. That meme about seeing him at the grocery store and worrying about electrical infetterance
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ImpAtom posted:Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Slorg! Many Slerfs and Musks knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Slorg that day, I can tell you! The buggy driver's response also works quite well in this situation.
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