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Slotducks posted:I don't know how anyone listens to Elon talk for more than 2 minutes without going "oh my god" and turning it off and going for a walk and never thinking about this guy ever again. He has zero problems lying even if it gets people killed. The dude has no morals and access to money, why wouldn’t he get ultra rich?
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Lord Awkward posted:I didn't see that specifically but it seems to have trouble with his accent or something, so you get stuff like Tucker Carlson coming out as: lol "Centrist" is just another word for fascist, which itself is just another word for far right. Centrism is not at all what the word implies
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Mar 19, 2024 01:43
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you're one of elon's alt accounts
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kiwid posted:DogeDesigner is Elon's alt account, right? Nah, that guy has pics up of the bestest day in his life, when he met Elon.
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Mar 19, 2024 02:03
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kazil posted:you're one of elon's alt accounts What if you were, eh??
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Mar 19, 2024 02:03
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It's true, I am Elon.
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this reminds me of Kenny Powers when he is trying to make highlight reel to show to sports agents and Cleg thinks he should put some shots of him smoking weed in it.
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Mar 19, 2024 02:06
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kazil posted:It's true, I am Elon. Doubt it.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:From Destiny to Elon to Jirard "The Completionist", it doesn't matter how badly they gently caress up or look to have committed fraud; there's going to be some white knight on the internet telling us not to believe our lying eyes. This is what pisses me off about January 6th denialists who insist that the insurrection was simply a peaceful protest. gently caress you, motherfucker. I watched it happen live. That was a loving riot, and a really bad one at that. I was horrified. People clearly had murderous intent. Ashli Babbitt is not a martyr, she was a loving terrorist who deserved what she got. That cop showed incredible restraint before he shot her, considering the situation and the extreme danger that he and the people he was tasked with protecting were facing. gently caress her and anyone who defends her or what she did. These fuckers are continually telling us not to believe our lying eyes and that we didn't actually see what we saw. It completely infuriates me.
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Mar 19, 2024 02:16
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Kit Walker posted:Christ this poo poo is so tedious. These are like...third grader insults, but the guy's been going at it for over a day now Know your audience.
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...! posted:Just FYI it's the Democratic party. "Democrat party" is a pejorative invented by Trump and perpetuated by MAGA to imply that Democrats aren't actually democratic. No the gently caress it wasn't invented by Trump. They've been saying Democrat party since at least fuckin Newt Gingrich and I'm pretty sure earlier than that
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I swear the whole proper name of the D Party thing is weird, like yeah theres the correct name, but does it matter? and its usually the people that hate the Dems the most that go "well actually "
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It feels dumb because I heard it for so many years without even realizing there was an attempted insult there. Like some weirdo's just standing there trying to own you, but then has to explain the insults and why you should be feeling bad right now.
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Songbearer posted:He plays them until he hits a wall and then condemns the game as Terrible, The Worst he hates GTA6(which isnt even out yet) because antman and other regressive beta losers think its woke because the trailer had a FEMALE(and non whites?) also killing digital cops is bad in your criminal sim game. shyduck posted:There is no loving way the average is 30 minutes zipf's law, or the Whale law says that like 80-90% of a thing is caused by 20-10% of the population. so a bunch of super addicts(and bots) probably have way more than 30 min. and non whales drag the number down.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Nah, that guy has pics up of the bestest day in his life, when he met Elon.
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Croccers posted:Everyone keeps saying this but never posting it.  Elon lies about many things, but I don't think he has the creativity or dedication to create a long-term alternate persona based around someone's life being changed due to being given the blandest throwaway compliment
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do not underestimate elon musk (genius)
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So the bits about Don Lemon demanding a cybertruck and stocks are completely ludicrous right.
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coconono posted:So the bits about Don Lemon demanding a cybertruck and stocks are completely ludicrous right. it was some real A-grade John Barron poo poo
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coconono posted:So the bits about Don Lemon demanding a cybertruck and stocks are completely ludicrous right. not necessarily. don lemon is a clown
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coconono posted:So the bits about Don Lemon demanding a cybertruck and stocks are completely ludicrous right.
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morningdrew posted:Obama is woke because he wants to milk a skinny racism cow? those are cum buckets
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Elon Musk ate this man whole then appropriated his account
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Jelly posted:Elon Musk ate this man whole then appropriated his account is that what the cyberchest is
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Less Is Definitely posted:I watched the whole interview. It think Musk knows it went poorly. man i would love to have a live feed of the green room or whatever where musk ended up after that interview. although i guess hes dumb enough to think he did a great job so maybe it would just be him congratulation himself
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Kit Walker posted:That particular bit was especially dumb. We don't necessarily want laws totally banning hate speech because that can be a total clusterfuck of abuse and enforcement by the government. But we do want public spaces where we really don't have to entertain bigots spouting their garbage to an audience of millions. The idea is to create a society that's better than the bare minimum enforced by the government at gunpoint. Getting your account suspended for posting slurs isn't, and shouldn't be, comparable to getting thrown into jail for saying them hes like every other rich moron that never went to college and was born wealthy. they think theyre right about everything and have zero interest in understanding why things are the way they area and what attempts have been made to change said things in the past. he doesnt care why an abused person thinks theyre abused if that person isnt someone he thinks deserves sympathy. everything is framed from his perspective, empathy is an impossibility its of course all the more terrifying with someone that is obsessed with breeding.
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bobjr posted:Do you think Elon enjoys playing video games? Or is he one of those people who play them to find things to get mad about i doubt he enjoys much of anything
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Mar 19, 2024 05:19
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the followers of fascists are always more insane than their leaders, but this guy is another level of cultist
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digital penitence posted:Looking good at Space X yesterday! I cant stop thinking about how Elon wears a bullet proof west but doesnt have one for his son
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The Alchemist posted:I cant stop thinking about how Elon wears a bullet proof west but doesnt have one for his son TBH, I thought that was his naturally unnatural shape. Looking up that old picture of him on the yacht, I'm inclined to say that's all him.
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Non-Euclidean Elon., where we can see the front of his rib cage and his back at the same time. Elon, OUR STOCK HAS ONLY HALVED IN THE LAST TWO YEARS, I BLEW 44 BILLION ON A LOSING VENTURE TO POST MEMES AND I TOLD OUR INVESTORS OUR NEW CAR WILL DIG OUR GRAVES, Ketamine helps me work better.
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LordSloth posted:TBH, I thought that was his naturally unnatural shape. Looking up that old picture of him on the yacht, I'm inclined to say that's all him. He's definitely sucking in his gut.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:He is a potato. That’s an insult to potatoes. The man is a trapezoid.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:That’s an insult to potatoes. The man is a trapezoid. Hey, what did trapezoids ever do to you. The man is an overly large pillow trying to ware a pizza box.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Nah, that guy has pics up of the bestest day in his life, when he met Elon. That could be anyone in the photo, come on.
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happyhippy posted:Non-Euclidean Elon., where we can see the front of his rib cage and his back at the same time. You know, that actually explains a lot now that I think about it. His weight distribution makes a lot more sense.
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