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Chronicles
Oct 24, 2013




lmao at sexton's face

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bornbytheriver
Apr 23, 2010
the gasps from the Utah fans said it all really

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Chronicles posted:

lmao at sexton's face

https://twitter.com/nicekicks/status/1769917859163984217

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/TheHoopCentral/status/1769921401123962922

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

https://x.com/utahjazz/status/1769920484786024747?s=20

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

https://x.com/ArtButSports/status/1769921934794297464

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
i guess

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

:captainpop:

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007




now this is a great dunk. clean as heck. no fouls. actually a dunk. annihilated Austin reaves. no downsides

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Imagine leaping over a dude for an in-game dunk and learning you didn't even have the sickest dunk of the day

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1769925642303553740

John Collins (day-to-day, soul ejected from body)

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Aye Doc posted:

now this is a great dunk. clean as heck. no fouls. actually a dunk. annihilated Austin reaves. no downsides

John Collins is being erased from history as we speak due to being dunked on so badly. I bet you didn't even know he was playing for Utah. That's how badly he got dunked on. The past is rewriting itself to further shame the man.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
There is no way I would ever forget what team he plays for. I have a news alert for "John Collins trading block"

runaway pancake
Dec 13, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Gravy Boat 2k
a TBI from getting dunked on is next level

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
https://twitter.com/nevaRWilliams/status/1769919551066489139

Imagine having this play out in front of you in real time at eye level. My brain can barely process it

e: lmao

https://twitter.com/ChristopherHine/status/1769926333596115203

xbilkis fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Mar 19, 2024

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Dexo posted:

There is no way I would ever forget what team he plays for. I have a news alert for "John Collins trading block"

Monkeu the time to go nuts is January/February because Dexo's inbox is always full those months.

Chronicles
Oct 24, 2013


I'm changing my vote to this:

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

You can see his head snap back at the moment that the dick meat hits him in the chin. It's beautiful.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
That said, in contrast to some thunderous dunks, have a nice clean transition execution.

https://twitter.com/celtics/status/1769910481190310131

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

https://twitter.com/SacramentoKings/status/1769936832949571941

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

https://twitter.com/brendennunesnba/status/1769937903499792656/

Chronicles
Oct 24, 2013


Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Wish Mike Brown would have just benched Huerter rather than him getting a nasty looking injury, but there is a hard fought win.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

runaway pancake posted:

a TBI from getting dunked on is next level

Anthony Edwards has literal nuts of steel that whacked john Collins's forehead

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

Who else from the NBA universe would be great in this format? I feel like the biggest basketball sickos are probably coaches, and it would be pretty awesome to watch Spo and Pop get wine-drunk and draw up plays or break down game film.

I'd also like JJ to have Jokic on there, not because of his outward interest in the game, but because I think he would come across like Magnus Carlsen discussing chess with an IM.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Blind Pineapple posted:

Who else from the NBA universe would be great in this format? I feel like the biggest basketball sickos are probably coaches, and it would be pretty awesome to watch Spo and Pop get wine-drunk and draw up plays or break down game film.

I'd also like JJ to have Jokic on there, not because of his outward interest in the game, but because I think he would come across like Magnus Carlsen discussing chess with an IM.

Joey Crawford

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

maruhkati posted:

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1769925642303553740

John Collins (day-to-day, soul ejected from body)

Poster layup*


How was this a block? Why is this even a foul at all? In position, out of the restricted area, not sliding.

Dunk of the night imo.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

toggle posted:

Poster layup*

It's a thrunk and a thrunk is a dunk.

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

Do the "lay-up" people not fear for their eternal souls? God is posting. God reads your posts.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



big boi posted:

Do the "lay-up" people not fear for their eternal souls? God is posting. God reads your posts.

God can see the gap between ant's hand and the rim

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Aye Doc posted:

God can see the gap between ant's hand and the rim

gotta put a sheet with a hole in it between the dunker and the posterized

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
It was extremely sick. But it was not a dunk.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



God can also see the offensive foul committed when he jammed his hand so hard into his opponent's skull that he dislocated a finger. dual fraudulence on display by ant

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID

Aye Doc posted:

God can also see the offensive foul committed when he jammed his hand so hard into his opponent's skull that he dislocated a finger. dual fraudulence on display by ant

This post can only be read in the voice of Eddie Deezen at his shrillest.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Make
America
Dunk
Again

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
This is the weenies you get when you celebrate hating.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Gotta touch the rim. Again, it was insanely cool and all but rules are rules

Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.

I appreciate the fine layup, but I also appreciate the backboard making the sign behind it look like it says "Ford gently caress Month"

Ford
uck Month

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Bismack Billabongo posted:

Gotta touch the rim. Again, it was insanely cool and all but rules are rules

never seen such a cool dunkless bucket in my life

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Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Aye Doc posted:

never seen such a cool dunkless bucket in my life

Idk there was that one dunkless dunk by Blake Griffin which is definitely up there

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