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The337th
Mar 30, 2011


In fact just book me a standalone scrum event with people like Nyla, John Silver, Chuck/Trent, and anyone else who's an extremely personable weirdo on the lower card

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




The337th posted:

In fact just book me a standalone scrum event with people like Nyla, John Silver, Chuck/Trent, and anyone else who's an extremely personable weirdo on the lower card

Replace rampage with this imo

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nyla's last few feuds haven't done anything for me but I do hope she gets a PPV match vs Mercedes because that could lead to some fun rag dolling.

Mr E
Sep 18, 2007

History Comes Inside! posted:

Replace rampage with this imo

Yes, this. Nyla, John Silver, Chuck/Trent, Dalton, Timeless Toni scrum every week.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Mr E posted:

Yes, this. Nyla, John Silver, Chuck/Trent, Dalton, Timeless Toni scrum every week.

Nyla was fantastic as co-comentator on Mystery Wrestling, Timeless Toni co-comentating on Mystery Wrestling needs to happen. I need more in depth analysis on nuru mahsahjes

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Been thinking about which presidents brought the most eyes to the product.

https://twitter.com/AaronFrobel86/status/1769252438387626234

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

MassRafTer posted:

Been thinking about which presidents brought the most eyes to the product.

https://twitter.com/AaronFrobel86/status/1769252438387626234

Okay so first off, none of the four are gonna be Michael Elgin

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

rotinaj posted:

Okay so first off, none of the four are gonna be Michael Elgin

https://twitter.com/FKAsocks/status/1770277477631308217

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

:sickos::hf::dudsmile:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

MassRafTer posted:

Been thinking about which presidents brought the most eyes to the product.

https://twitter.com/AaronFrobel86/status/1769252438387626234

All four are New Jack.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/IQWrestler/status/1770676652663869719

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Nigel might actually be a supervillain.

https://twitter.com/NigelMagic/status/1770877853325770938

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Writer Cath posted:

Nigel might actually be a supervillain.

Hahah that's awesome. Love their reactions.

inthesto
May 12, 2010

Pro is an amazing name!
Isn't this a case of the assistant basically being non-compliant at first and then being compliant when they do successfully lift her?

You can see her shoulders get really lose and limp when they fail to lift her. You'd think, of all people, pro wrestlers would be really aware of this

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

inthesto posted:

Isn't this a case of the assistant basically being non-compliant at first and then being compliant when they do successfully lift her?

You can see her shoulders get really lose and limp when they fail to lift her. You'd think, of all people, pro wrestlers would be really aware of this

Will Ospreay is very dumb

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


This is how Nigel will humiliate and beat the Clam Digger. Low key hypnosis.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Jiro posted:

This is how Nigel will humiliate and beat the Clam Digger. Low key hypnosis.

its how he's going to beat him at All In

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

inthesto posted:

Isn't this a case of the assistant basically being non-compliant at first and then being compliant when they do successfully lift her?

You can see her shoulders get really lose and limp when they fail to lift her. You'd think, of all people, pro wrestlers would be really aware of this

Easiest people to work are workers. Has been true since the beginning of time

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

the guy who calls people "cosmically impotent" because they can't blow up the moon will not be flummoxed nor captivated by cheap parlor tricks

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Eat This Glob posted:

the guy who calls people "cosmically impotent" because they can't blow up the moon will not be flummoxed nor captivated by cheap parlor tricks

You see he will be flummoxed by a jawbreaker lariat, the magic is just to set the table

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Wasn't sure where to put this but lol at Goldberg doing a 180 on Asuka and now getting mad that "A Japanese girl" holds the title for longest undefeated streak. When he supported it previously.

https://twitter.com/WrestleOps/status/1770929358011572514

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
uh-sook-uh

johncraig
Jul 26, 2023
lol he's loving pathetic, his streak was nonsense and it's fake anyway.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Wrestlers truly are the biggest marks

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Bret Hart and Goldberg should bond over their shared ego over their own careers

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

DarkstarIV posted:

Wasn't sure where to put this but lol at Goldberg doing a 180 on Asuka and now getting mad that "A Japanese girl" holds the title for longest undefeated streak. When he supported it previously.

https://twitter.com/WrestleOps/status/1770929358011572514

I would put money on Asuka beating Bill’s rear end like he owes her money if they threw down

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
I don’t think that would happen at all

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Goldberg sucks, has sucked, will suck forever

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Beeswax posted:

I don’t think that would happen at all

The sound of Goldberg’s entrance music has been replaced with the creaking of his knees as he enters

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Goldberg will always be cool for squashing The Fiend

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


rotinaj posted:

The sound of Goldberg’s entrance music has been replaced with the creaking of his knees as he enters

Like Aliester Black's spooky door

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Majinfoose posted:

Like Aliester Black's spooky door

I hope they managed to oil that thing in the time between when he left and when he will be coming back to wwe

It is gonna wind up rusting shut by now

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Goldberg:
• Squashed The Fiend
• Nearly murdered The Undertaker
• Beat Mike Enos 37 times
• Doesn't like having a wig put on his head
• Won a WM match and then bizarrely forced his chubby kid to get in the ring and take his shirt off
• Thinks wrestling is fake and who cares about booking or results
• But it also sucks they let some lady beat my record

A man of pros and cons

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Goldberg probably didn't care about Asuka beating his record until someone showed him some pictures of what she dressed like in Japan lol

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Alaois posted:

Goldberg probably didn't care about Asuka beating his record until someone showed him some pictures of what she dressed like in Japan lol

well I can't imagine what he would take objection to



oh right

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Asuka dressed like a nazi and is friends with Triple H. Makes you think.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Sandman from ECW posted:

Asuka dressed like a nazi and is friends with Triple H. Makes you think.

you ever think about how Triple H seemed especially upset about Goldberg's popularity in the late 90s and 2000s, For Some Reason

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Alaois posted:

you ever think about how Triple H seemed especially upset about Goldberg's popularity in the late 90s and 2000s, For Some Reason

He was worried that Goldberg would come to the fed and steal his spot

It’s understandable for triple h to feel like saying “you will not replace u-“

Oh

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Alaois posted:

you ever think about how Triple H seemed especially upset about Goldberg's popularity in the late 90s and 2000s, For Some Reason

Kevin Nash and Paul Heyman are both Jewish

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Kvlt! posted:

Kevin Nash and Paul Heyman are both Jewish

Kevin Nash is absolutely not Jewish lol

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