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FlamingLiberal posted:It seems like we may have a new Bond worst possible option lol
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coulda been Harry Styles
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Mar 19, 2024 16:00
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Alan Smithee posted:coulda been Harry Styles shoulda been Harry Styles
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Mar 19, 2024 16:02
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Shame the man demonstrated that he's a lovely actor in at least 2 big movies
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Mar 19, 2024 16:07
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Failed Imagineer posted:Shame the man demonstrated that he's a lovely actor in at least 2 big movies And yet he nevertheless got the Bond role. Sad! Our institutions are crumbling.
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Mar 19, 2024 16:08
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:And yet he nevertheless got the Bond role. Sad! Our institutions are crumbling. This is posting judo, and I have been treated very unfairly!
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Mar 19, 2024 16:11
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This is just an unsubstantiated rumor. The Broccoli estate will likely dispel it.
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Mar 19, 2024 16:21
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I can't get over Bond being owned by Broccoli.
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Mar 19, 2024 16:27
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FlamingLiberal posted:It seems like we may have a new Bond Oh no
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Mar 19, 2024 16:35
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C'mon give it to Barry Keoghan. We need Irish weirdo James Bond
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Mar 19, 2024 16:37
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Martman posted:C'mon give it to Barry Keoghan. We need Irish weirdo James Bond You can just rewatch the Brosnan era for that
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Mar 19, 2024 16:38
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*coughs* Jimmy Bond from Naavaan.
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Mar 19, 2024 16:38
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sulky sulk james bond
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It would be hilarious if they kept doing the "Bond you're so old...you're an old piece of poo poo...a relic..." plots.
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Mar 19, 2024 16:43
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If they're going with old Bond bring in Billy Connolly.
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Mar 19, 2024 16:45
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For a more accurate portrayal of the times, Laurence Fox as your Brexit Bond.
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Mar 19, 2024 16:47
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James Acaster as Bond. He's already halfway there (being a Brit named James)
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Mar 19, 2024 16:48
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Lawrence Olivier not even death is an acting challenge
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Mar 19, 2024 16:49
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Ready for a Bond who dates women 20 years older than him instead of 20 years younger
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Mar 19, 2024 17:06
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ATJ can’t be Bond because he’ll definitely be too busy making Kraven the Hunter sequels
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Mar 19, 2024 17:10
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Guess Dakota Johnson won’t be a Bond girl then
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Mar 19, 2024 18:08
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FlamingLiberal posted:It seems like we may have a new Bond This guy sucks for Bond. This guy could be in a scene opposite a cardboard cutout of himself and still be upstaged by it.
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Mar 19, 2024 19:25
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Seems to me like the one thing that a Bond actor truly needs is a natural charismatic charm. ATJ just doesn't have that. I found him likable enough in Kick-rear end, but otherwise he's felt like a pretty blank slate to me.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:ATJ can’t be Bond because he’ll definitely be too busy making Kraven the Hunter sequels Kravfever
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Mar 19, 2024 19:38
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Kravens gunna own I tell ya!
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Failed Imagineer posted:He's a great choice tbh Is there a movie where he's charismatic? My fav movie he's in, KickAss, he's like maybe the 5th interesting character.
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Mar 19, 2024 19:55
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Bullet Train.
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my favorite thing about james bond is the white guys
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My favorite thing is the inability to depict government spycraft as a positive force unless the agent is going rogue
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Mar 19, 2024 20:17
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Charismatic Bond is dead. Give me uncharismatic Bond!
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Mar 19, 2024 20:25
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I want fat alcoholic Bond who is less of a suave spy and more just an rear end in a top hat like in the books.
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Mar 19, 2024 20:27
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Charismatic Bond is dead. Give me uncharismatic Bond! We already got the Jeremy Renner Bourne, that's close enough
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Mar 19, 2024 20:49
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B-Rock452 posted:I want fat alcoholic Bond who is less of a suave spy and more just an rear end in a top hat like in the books.
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Mar 19, 2024 21:51
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Zero_Grade posted:Spends the entire runtime of the movie having an exhaustive internal monologue about all the various foods and drinks he's consuming, then gets captured and does nothing of use while the Bond Girl saves the day. GONE WOKE
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Mar 19, 2024 21:52
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Just make Bond into Patrick Bateman. And I guess have Christian Bale play him.
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Mar 19, 2024 21:56
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Zero_Grade posted:Spends the entire runtime of the movie having an exhaustive internal monologue about all the various foods and drinks he's consuming, then gets captured and does nothing of use while the Bond Girl saves the day. That's pretty much the plot of Thunderball. It's been like 2 decades since I read it but for some reason I have a pretty vivid memory of how the book spends 5 pages talking about what he would eat for breakfast every day before M sends him away to the clinic for being too fat. Also the bond girls kills the main bad guy after he gets the drop on Bond.
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Mar 19, 2024 22:24
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Monica Bellucci posted:Bullet Train. Haven't seen it! Is it worth watching?
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It’s overwhelmingly okay A lot of people call it Guy Ritchie at home I call it high budget Bitchslap. If you don’t know that one, exactly
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Mar 19, 2024 22:32
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Shageletic posted:Haven't seen it! Is it worth watching? I really enjoyed it, David Leitch does Guy Ritchie. Great cast, rattles along, knows exactly what it is.
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Shageletic posted:Haven't seen it! Is it worth watching? Nthing the sentiment that it's a fantastic movie for a hungover Saturday afternoon. It's a veritable parade of people you like in other movies being wacky.
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