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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Must have been those people that just left!
https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1770117333601677650

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jesus christ lol

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Was he about to stick the place up and foiled himself by accidentally firing a round?

Or even dumber, just absent-mindedly playing with his loving gun for no reason?

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
That guy should not have a gun. He should not own a gun. He should have his gun privileges revoked. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa we live in a hellish country with ghouls.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


PostNouveau posted:

Or even dumber, just absent-mindedly playing with his penis stand-in for no reason?

Gotta make sure you're ready to :bustem: at any time soldier! Don't forget you're the SHEEPDOG! Protecting those unaware sheep out there from the dangerous wolves hanging around restaurants! HOORAH

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

guy must be ex-military, that's textbook honorable discharge

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
me, wreathed in a halo of gunsmoke, clutching a bleeding wound in my rear end, pushing an object under the counter with my foot:

"we're all trying to find the guy who did this!"

Crystal Lake Witch
Apr 25, 2010


Definitely one of those people that likes to talk about how if you don’t have at least a few ‘negligent’ discharges a year it means you’re too afraid of your guns and need to use them more.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

PostNouveau posted:

Was he about to stick the place up and foiled himself by accidentally firing a round?

Or even dumber, just absent-mindedly playing with his loving gun for no reason?

My FiL owns a gun store and this poo poo happens way more than you'd care to believe. Most people are way too dumb to own a firearm.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/Nedsfeed/status/1770047381150572910

All of us down to the general store would warn Turkey Jim but he just loved to go out in the woods, a-peckin

And they photoshopped the turkey into that shot :nice:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Calling them "fees" is crackers, like they're not a toll, you don't have to pay them if you drive normally.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Crystal Lake Witch posted:

Definitely one of those people that likes to talk about how if you don’t have at least a few ‘negligent’ discharges a year it means you’re too afraid of your guns and need to use them more.

Lmao I had to dig up that old chestnut:



I think there was more to it, wasn't there? Like the guy talking about every moronic ND he's ever had?

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012

Mister Speaker posted:

Lmao I had to dig up that old chestnut:



I think there was more to it, wasn't there? Like the guy talking about every moronic ND he's ever had?

I’m pretty sure he’s being sarcastic here. “Just like tweaking your back is part of weight lifting” ?

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://twitter.com/WeirdMedieval/status/1770142623681937682

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



A Bad King posted:

That guy should not have a gun. He should not own a gun. He should have his gun privileges revoked. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa we live in a hellish country with ghouls.
Just checked his skin color; looks like he’s good!

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
no ring.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps/status/1770099070071185570

Shoutout to Namibia and Botswana for bucking the trend

When I was in the PRC, I noticed that they honked really frequently. Except they were honking at exactly the same things we would honk at. It's just that the driving there is absolutely insane.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

People seeing honking as rude and an affront are crazy to me. The horn is a safety device and I’m glad to know where all the huge heavy rolling bombs are. Honk that horn. It’s the opposite of angry or aggressive

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

freeedr posted:

People seeing honking as rude and an affront are crazy to me. The horn is a safety device and I’m glad to know where all the huge heavy rolling bombs are. Honk that horn. It’s the opposite of angry or aggressive
________________________/

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

freeedr posted:

People seeing honking as rude and an affront are crazy to me. The horn is a safety device and I’m glad to know where all the huge heavy rolling bombs are. Honk that horn. It’s the opposite of angry or aggressive

I tried this on my way home and some dude got out of his truck and shot out my windshield.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


The dimethylmercury rocket concept still puts this to shame.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Sorry everyone, but Godzilla is a bastard now
https://twitter.com/14_kaiju/status/1769921199336022123

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

freeedr posted:

People seeing honking as rude and an affront are crazy to me. The horn is a safety device and I’m glad to know where all the huge heavy rolling bombs are. Honk that horn. It’s the opposite of angry or aggressive

If everyone honks all the time it loses its effectiveness as a safety measure, or pretty much any other measure

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 35 hours!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

The dimethylmercury rocket concept still puts this to shame.

Using an Orion system in-atmosphere would also be pretty bad

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

kazil posted:

Sorry everyone, but Godzilla is a bastard now
https://twitter.com/14_kaiju/status/1769921199336022123

Every once in a while he's gotta do a heel turn to mix it up

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

kazil posted:

Sorry everyone, but Godzilla is a bastard now
https://twitter.com/14_kaiju/status/1769921199336022123

Mothra would never be a cop

:colbert:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

All Kaiju Are Bastards

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

wash bucket posted:

I tried this on my way home and some dude got out of his truck and shot out my windshield.

This is an excellent demonstration of standards. Thank you for your service

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
I took a few cabs in Quito, Ecuador and people honked pretty much whenever they changed lanes. It was a "I'm coming get out of the way" device.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

ILL Machina posted:

"I'm coming get out of the way" device

I use a bulb horn and a slide whistle for this

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



freeedr posted:

I use a bulb horn and a slide whistle for this

They said coming not cumming

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




kazil posted:

Sorry everyone, but Godzilla is a bastard now
https://twitter.com/14_kaiju/status/1769921199336022123

It's the 20th in Japan, he's back to being good

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008



I feel like there is room for further toxmaxxing here. Like, by dropping the hydrogen from the original hydrogen-lithium-fluorine tripropellant concept, you miss out on the clouds of boiling hydrofluoric acid!

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

PostNouveau posted:

Was he about to stick the place up and foiled himself by accidentally firing a round?

Or even dumber, just absent-mindedly playing with his loving gun for no reason?

There were black people present so he feared for his life.

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

ILL Machina posted:

I took a few cabs in Quito, Ecuador and people honked pretty much whenever they changed lanes. It was a "I'm coming get out of the way" device.
When I got my license in '96, the manual stated that the horn should be used when changing lanes and passing to signal other drivers. The instructor said to ignore it as the unofficial usages had taken over all the horn's meaning basically and using it in those ways now could startle or confuse the other drivers.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Trabant posted:

________________________/

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

The only reason I ever use my horn is “the light has been green for 5 seconds now and the dipshit in front of me is looking at their phone”. Honestly shocking how much longer people take to start moving when the light turns than they used to.

Was wild to visit NYC last year and realize “oh it really is just constant horns like in the movies”.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Komaniecki_R/status/1770170462028357991

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I love gybe

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