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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Strong Sauce posted:

Re: Tiktok Ban.

https://twitter.com/60Minutes/status/1768024485775442091

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1768038346025037977


Before you ask, yes, Klon Kitchen's middle name begins with a K: Kennith. His dad? Klon Kennith Kitchen Jr.? His grandfather, Klon Kenneith Kitchen Sr. I am not joking.

(His dad, but he has the same name)


The US Intelligence community has the loving best pseudonyms.

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Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012


-checks notes-

Leopards Eating Faces trope is alive and well

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Deep State

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Strong Sauce posted:

Re: Tiktok Ban.

https://twitter.com/60Minutes/status/1768024485775442091

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1768038346025037977


Before you ask, yes, Klon Kitchen's middle name begins with a K: Kennith. His dad? Klon Kennith Kitchen Jr.? His grandfather, Klon Kenneith Kitchen Sr. I am not joking.

(His dad, but he has the same name)


KKK

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

InsertPotPun posted:

the classic color contrast of red and slightly lighter red

I also like how the bars getting close to the %number means the white font number is on the light gray nonbar.

man modern data visualization is so colorblind unfriendly and just bad.

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Wtf kind of name is Klon

When I google it all that comes up is a guitar pedal

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

no fuckin way, dude

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

lol I wake up and open this thread to the Klon K. Kitchen poo poo and his many forefathers, hahahaha wtf, what

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Klon K. Kitchen Jr., the father, has a sister, Klondina Kitchen.

I continue to not make jokes about this. I am stating factual info

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

PhazonLink posted:

I also like how the bars getting close to the %number means the white font number is on the light gray nonbar.

man modern data visualization is so colorblind unfriendly and just bad.

On the positive side, red/pink in itself is friendly to most forms of colorblindness and even works if printed in greyscale. The text contrast is a real problem, but light/dark color is not inherently bad.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Wtf kind of name is Klon

When I google it all that comes up is a guitar pedal

if elon gets to be a name then the rest of the alphabet gets to be names too

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

Strong Sauce posted:

Klon K. Kitchen Jr., the father, has a sister, Klondina Kitchen.

:banjo: What Would You Do For A Klondina Bar

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

75% of the vote in and Don still hasn't cracked 80%

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

trusting a dude named klon kitchen should be grounds for immediate removal from any intelligence service.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


kazil posted:

75% of the vote in and Don still hasn't cracked 80%


SCHLONGED

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
Klonky Kitchens.

They sell stuff like cupboards with doors that don’t fit, stoves that shoot jets of water when turned on, and sinks that spit fire. It’s a real poo poo show over there.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




big nipples big life posted:

trusting a dude named klon kitchen should be grounds for immediate removal from any intelligence service.

The CIA is overloaded with Mormons because they can plausibly go to any country to be “missionaries” or whatever.

Our intelligence is dumb.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1770169393340715038?s=20

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Excuse me, that's Dr. KKK, Jr. :colbert:

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Wtf kind of name is Dr Klon

When I google it all that comes up is a guitar pedal

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Carlos Lantana fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Mar 20, 2024

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



This morning I was thinking about Dusty Deevers and how it's the kind of name I would use to make fun of someone else's name

Fuckin dusty deevers rear end name having motherfucker



Then along comes KLON KITCHEN

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
no, my son is also named Klon

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




He's so easy to poke

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
So, like, this is the apex of the "guys named after food and drinks" thing, right? We finally got a dude named after the whole goddamn kitchen. It's gonna stop now, right?

























Right?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Maybe Klon is just short for Korean-lon

Jeremor
Jun 1, 2009

Drop Your Nuts



dude some poo poo might have turned tonight

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

The CIA is overloaded with Mormons because they can plausibly go to any country to be “missionaries” or whatever.

Our intelligence is dumb.

The CIA is overloaded with Mormons because they easily pass the virtue test that is a Top Secret clearance. Don't drink, don't smoke, don't gamble or have huge amounts of debt, can easily find people to vouch for their character, traveled internationally exactly once.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

loving :lol:




Moreno won

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

TulliusCicero posted:

He's so easy to poke

I'd love for a journalist to ask him "What's more important. Trump or America?" and watch him squirm.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Trump suggests that he "might" deport Prince Harry. Due to past admitted drug use.

Clearly addressing the pressing concerns of Americans.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-suggests-prince-harry-deported-drug-use-rcna144105

Jeremor
Jun 1, 2009

Drop Your Nuts



Vampire Panties posted:

The CIA is overloaded with Mormons because they easily pass the virtue test that is a Top Secret clearance. Don't drink, don't smoke, don't gamble or have huge amounts of debt, can easily find people to vouch for their character, traveled internationally exactly once.

holy poo poo I never thought of all that.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Donald you can't solve every problem with deportation

Yveltal
Jul 19, 2022

Vampire Panties posted:

The CIA is overloaded with Mormons because they easily pass the virtue test that is a Top Secret clearance. Don't drink, don't smoke, don't gamble or have huge amounts of debt, can easily find people to vouch for their character, traveled internationally exactly once.

All those things apply to me, too (except for being a Mormon because no) so where's my Top Secret clearance?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Klon made my deevers dusty in the kitchen

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Stink Billyums posted:

jiminy glick is tucker carlson

When did you stop beating your first wife and what did you shoot on that hole?

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Wtf kind of name is Klon

When I google it all that comes up is a guitar pedal

It's "Klan" with a minor alteration hth

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Taste of PW





nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

BrigadierSensible posted:

Trump suggests that he "might" deport Prince Harry. Due to past admitted drug use.

Clearly addressing the pressing concerns of Americans.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-suggests-prince-harry-deported-drug-use-rcna144105

The crossover between MAGA shitheads and UK Tory shitheads is vast. Both of them hate Harry because he married a woman of colour and then got the gently caress away from the racist institution that is the British monarchy when they all turned on him for it.

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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



lol

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