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Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
Is it rigged in the players favour because I am cleaning up

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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

The Saddest Rhino posted:

The postal service ruled

related, the life of the record podcast/interview about that album is good. i hate listening to the podcast so i just read the transcript, though.

https://lifeoftherecord.com/#/the-postal-service/

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Lol I just walked past the casino because I assumed we'd get directed there for plot reasons before actually being able to do anything there. Time to revisit

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
The casino in DQ11 is very good. Nothing like hitting that jackpot.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
I think you were supposed to go to Casino town before Octagonia but I skipped right by it

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

Is it rigged in the players favour because I am cleaning up

It is, lol. it's intentionally that way. once you have a fair bit of tokens, you can just put slime quest on auto and make yourself a meal while you wait for the machine to pay out, but the poker is also like "oh, did you get a pair again? guess i lose, haha" ;)

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Although sometimes betting on the monsters can clean you out.

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

NoiseAnnoys posted:

related, the life of the record podcast/interview about that album is good. i hate listening to the podcast so i just read the transcript, though.

https://lifeoftherecord.com/#/the-postal-service/

This is a super cool read, thanks for that.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Ibblebibble posted:

This is a super cool read, thanks for that.

yeah, some of them are better than others, though. my favorites so far are low, heatmiser, and the beat happening ones.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
One of the slot machines is rigged, I seem to remember it being on the left wall of the lower floor when you enter

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Heath posted:

One of the slot machines is rigged, I seem to remember it being on the left wall of the lower floor when you enter

It's been awhile because Infinite Wealth came out but I'm pretty sure one of the bunny ladies literally tells you which machines are about to pay out, lol.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Hm.









soviet elsa posted:

Hi I'm pregnant for the first time ever and rapidly approaching the part where I have to go the hospital and stay there until Babby happens. This poo poo is scary. I have D-Day bag all set up, but I'm going to be going in alone. My best friend was going to be here, but she's off on a family vacation right where my stuff is supposed to hit. How the gently caress do I do this? I'm really really, really scared.

soviet elsa posted:

I need advice from everyone but especially queer goons, lady goons, or combo of those two.

So lore dump I’m pregnant from a dipshit who very much sucks. Long story don’t fuckin at me I am ready to single mom. Abortion is a human right but poo poo Happened.

My best friend of since living memory has been there through all and all of it. We’ve always been flirty. Now more than ever though. And now more than ever I am realizing I might want to date this other girl who is always somehow perfectly on point.

I’ve had enough people say “Wtf you aren’t girlfriends?” that I think this is going to happen. I want it to happen. I know she’s into girls hypothetically. But this giant jump is really scary and how the gently caress do I ask if she wants to be my girlfriend instead of you know, my girlfriend?

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

IDK what any of that means.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Ibram Gaunt posted:

IDK what any of that means.

the Fucks His Wife Guy reregged and is pretending to be a pregnant queer woman

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


I feel like if you have suspicions someone is a rereg or something maybe you should ask the admins about it privately instead of making potential false accusations against a pregnant woman about to give birth in a thread with a bunch of eyeballs on it

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


like if that's true then yeah it's gross and weird as hell and perma him but you should probably confirm it first

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Is it wrong for a guy to gently caress their wife?

e: I guess I should ask the wife.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

sadly the wife loving megathread had to be put on time out after the incident

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the Fucks His Wife guy

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Let he who has not hosed his wife cast the first stone.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Marcade posted:

Let he who has not hosed his wife cast the first stone.

well i haven’t hosed *his* wife

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Strong Guy Who Fucks His Wife energy.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

*Guy who has only hosed his wife*: "This is giving me strong my wife vibes."

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

SirSamVimes posted:

Loved that book as a kid, and also a very similar book except on an alien planet called The Transall Saga or something like that.

The Transall Saga was cool as poo poo, loved that book as a kid. I was happy Paulsen didn't do a Brian's Winter alternate timeline thing, because the kid being transported to a shopping mall in full armor, swinging a sword around in confusion and covered in mud and poo poo was awesome

Fake edit: im not hiding spoilers for a kids book

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

NoiseAnnoys posted:

well i haven’t hosed *his* wife

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


available woman: guy's wife, never hosed

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Buddy, they even let me gently caress my wife.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

the lovely gently caress My Wife

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Was in the shower today and suddenly I was asking myself "whose head goes all the way around?"

What a tune

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

https://x.com/gogcom/status/1770450466184278236?s=46&t=DvvqeOcggle6VW8Wu5D9WA

If you haven’t played it you are doing yourself a disservice by not checking it out.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

anyway pretending to be a person you're not is deeply strange, but it isn't a Forums Sin analogous to paid employee stories. also the Fucks Wife guy isn't perma'd, just regular banned, so it's classed as a cheap and legal thrill

it was a nice distraction from harry potter chat though, so thanks

e: oh poo poo yeah, alpha protocol!!!

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

ilmucche posted:

Was in the shower today and suddenly I was asking myself "whose head goes all the way around?"

What a tune

*twisting penis* whose head goes all the way around?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I'll ask for a check but the guy requested for a ban so I'm not sure if it's considered evading probation if it is true, just an inability to stay offline. But with a creepy factor of pretending to be a pregnant lady

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

insane anime posted:

have you watched the movies

lmao

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


yeah I dunno if it counts as ban evasion but the heavily pregnant queer lady roleplay (if true) just immediately smacks of fetish and by extension purposely fetish mining from vulnerable groups by exploiting their sympathy and goodwill

maybe there's no forums rule explicitly against that but. it's definitely not the kind of person i want to share a space with, no matter how much he's loving his wife

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
someone needs a smack, that's for true

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cranappleberry posted:

someone needs a smack, that's for true

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
CRUCIAL STARDEW VALLEY UPDATE

-IT IS NOW POSSIBLE TO DRINK MAYONNAISE-

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013


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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Tiny Myers posted:

yeah I dunno if it counts as ban evasion

there's no such thing as regular ban evasion

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