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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64, rox)
 
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Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Crescent Wrench posted:

I'm starting to think I didn't make the roster
you did there's 95 CAWs on the list currently and not everyone has been made yet, we're pre-season for a reason

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Never forget that the reason for the pre-season is seeing how jacked up the new game is Jesus.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Crescent Wrench posted:

I'm starting to think I didn't make the roster

Your moveset's locked behind Showcase mode and I really, really don't want to play this game

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Working on it now though

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
mr. sugar and i gonna spread some sweetness in the ring.

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

TheSwizzler posted:

Your moveset's locked behind Showcase mode and I really, really don't want to play this game

Something Awful Wrestling Season 2 - I really, really don't want to play this game

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

TheSwizzler posted:

Your moveset's locked behind Showcase mode and I really, really don't want to play this game

thank you and to all the creative team for your service o7


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Jeremor
Jun 1, 2009

Drop Your Nuts



drat I wish we could share the load and each grind the bullshit in this game

But then that'd be like communism and all I know is Football and God. Go cocks

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Hooboy, no pressure digital me.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

TheSwizzler posted:

Your moveset's locked behind Showcase mode and I really, really don't want to play this game

Yeah, that's normal.

And yet we pay 100+ bucks for these games every year.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
We need to have a night or two of saw of us just laughing at the swizzler getting beat by the computer playing the game.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Jeremor posted:

drat I wish we could share the load and each grind the bullshit in this game

But then that'd be like communism and all I know is Football and God. Go cocks

Heh load


ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

TheSwizzler posted:

CubicalSucrose and Mr.Nice! vs Death At Any Size (Bluedeanie and One More Fat Nerd)

I hope my friends have a wonderful time teaming up :)

TheSwizzler posted:

Your moveset's locked behind Showcase mode and I really, really don't want to play this game

Lmao

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

Jeremor posted:

drat I wish we could share the load and each grind
[. . .]Go cocks

AYOOOO

Jeremor
Jun 1, 2009

Drop Your Nuts



hey hey stop it stop quoting me

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Here's a list of people on the roster that arent created yet. If you signed up and dont see yourself you've been created and are waiting to debut for a variety of reasons (have to unlock something or swizz forgot)

Kild
Namtab
sb hermit
Dick Bastardly
Rags to Liches
Crescent Wrench
Bastard Tetris
Megamissen
Toph Bei Fong
Danaru
Quantum of Phallus
Aardvark Barber
evobatman
Tenkaris
Jeremor
Monathin
ilmucche
faantastic
Radia

Waitlist (in order of who is next based off deathmatch outcomes):

Beefed Owl
DarkSol
Vincent Van Goatse
Wiggly Wayne DDS
Gambit from the X-Men
Haschel Cedricson
Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Seth Pecksniff (created moved to the bottom of the later signups)

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

cool I missed this I’ll check out my match

*20 seconds later*

wellp


Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

radia is created

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
I'm so excited for the return of Carlos juniorrrr

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

TheSwizzler posted:

biosterous vs Zetsubou-san

Elimination Tag (this time for real)
Papa Was a Video Toaster, barnold and Zoya vs verbal enema, Radia and Hostile V

CubicalSucrose and Mr.Nice! vs Death At Any Size (Bluedeanie and One More Fat Nerd)

Twinky and the Bear vs Two Best Pals

Mixed Tag
BSS (Saoshyant and Endless Mike) vs TG (Coward and Tekopo)

Table Match
Insetik vs minidracula

Buschmaki vs Ohtori Akio

Extreme Rules
Sting 64 vs That DICK!

:getin:

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Oh I hope insetik also smashes someone through a table

faantastic
Dec 31, 2006

that dude.

Ilmucche need not be created as I will immediately destroy him.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

NienNunb posted:

God drat the crab to hell.

you have only yourself to blame for your failure, Mr. Nunb.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

TheSwizzler posted:



Elimination Tag (this time for real)
Papa Was a Video Toaster, barnold and Zoya vs verbal enema, Radia and Hostile V

!

Hell yeah

also just remembered Ghosthorse being insta eliminated after their 7 minute entrance

Shions of Qud





Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

TheSwizzler posted:

Your moveset's locked behind Showcase mode and I really, really don't want to play this game

:laffo:

It never occurred to me we'd need unlocks to complete the roster. But that would explain why the sleeper is so powerful...

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

verbal enema posted:

Hell yeah

also just remembered Ghosthorse being insta eliminated after their 7 minute entrance

2 minute and 18 second entrance (counting from when the lighting changed, 2m9s if you count from when the caw appeared)

thats over 3 and a half times longer then their time in the ring

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


last night we learned that crabs are infinitely more powerful than lobsters, and that's important to know

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

aw frig aw dang it posted:

last night we learned that crabs are infinitely more powerful than lobsters, and that's important to know

the jobster is back

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

you did there's 95 CAWs on the list currently and not everyone has been made yet, we're pre-season for a reason

Hey, no shade on the team, the enthusiasm and creativity will never not astound me week in and week out.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I'm rooting for Sting 64.



Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

tjpw stream starts in 20 minutes in the discord

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



parts 2 and 3 of the 4-part tag team tournament, should last just under 4h. the main tournament itself will be on friday night and last ~3 hours

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i was about to bemoan the waitlisting of wayne the beloved youtube recorder but then i realized the evil mastermind fucker intentionally waited for creators to get a better sense of 2k24 and a pop debut to boot. the fiend, the absolute fucker

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




TheSwizzler posted:

biosterous vs Zetsubou-san

PUMPKILLER IS GETTING PUMPED



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

TheSwizzler posted:

Your moveset's locked behind Showcase mode and I really, really don't want to play this game

I can feel this post


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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

KungFu Grip posted:

Here's a list of people on the roster that arent created yet. If you signed up and dont see yourself you've been created and are waiting to debut for a variety of reasons (have to unlock something or swizz forgot)

Kild
Namtab
sb hermit
Dick Bastardly
Rags to Liches
Crescent Wrench
Bastard Tetris
Megamissen
Toph Bei Fong
Danaru
Quantum of Phallus
Aardvark Barber
evobatman
Tenkaris
Jeremor
Monathin
ilmucche
faantastic
Radia

Waitlist (in order of who is next based off deathmatch outcomes):

Beefed Owl
DarkSol
Vincent Van Goatse
Wiggly Wayne DDS
Gambit from the X-Men
Haschel Cedricson
Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Seth Pecksniff (created moved to the bottom of the later signups)

See? Not dead :colbert:

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:siren:
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Find out why everyone on SAW loves Seth!


Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Seth Pecksniff posted:

See? Not dead :colbert:

you'll wish you were once you see that ambulance service bill

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Seth Pecksniff posted:

See? Not dead :colbert:

Not dead so far!

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
goin to add some nightbot commands and



gently caress you guys seriously

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it probably has to do with all the sailing enthusiasts

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