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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Oh, that makes sense I suppose. Still a massively weird story.

I guess if it turns out that it was Ohtani doing the gambling, we know why he went to LA - he was excited about playing with Betts!







Sorry

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Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

I just when I thought the Giants offseason couldn’t get any better.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

more falafel please posted:

Both Ippei and Shohei are (or were as the case may be) employees of MLB clubs, they're not allowed to gamble on sports even if it is legal.

turns out all the bets were 3 leg parlay's involving reba's national anthem time, new hampshire primaries, and gaza death totals

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Unless they have betting slips with Ohtanis fingerprints on them and cancelled checks like Jordan to bookies, he'll skate.

The interpreter is toast as far as ever setting foot in an MLB clubhouse ever again, but MLB isn't going to suspend or ban the biggest star in a generation.

A good amount of it is out of Manfred's hands if the investigation is being handled by the authorities due to the guy they were working with being a crook. They're not going to look the other way at Ohtani's liability because he's a big star.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Lock him up.

Uncle Lloyd
Sep 2, 2019

zoux posted:

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1770573390610587727?s=46&t=A_iY-gupVf13dcIJPetZhQ

Looks like the Dodgers have already changed their story once

E: Ohtani’s personal reps, rather

I've had bad days at work, but I don't think I've ever had "when faced with PR crisis involving world's most famous baseball player, immediately admit to wire fraud" bad days.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

FlamingLiberal posted:

Can you even imagine if Manfred had to drop the ban hammer on Shohei? I don't know if this sport would survive.
I’m pretty pessimistic about it, I feel like every institution out there now is just trying to rake in as much money right now as possible, and none of the sports would even be able to stop themselves and reform even at the massive risk of destroying all their credibility, and then they’ll keep shambling along completely compromised and that’ll just be how sports are now

Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 11:49 on Mar 21, 2024

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

To be fair, this comes right after Grant dumping a lot of his old fantasy team names which rely heavily on deep name puns. Like this...
https://twitter.com/GrantBrisbee/status/1770321943604133981?s=20

ihatepants
Nov 5, 2011

Let the burning of pants commence. These things drive me nuts.



https://twitter.com/normcharlatan/status/1770614133576040477?s=20

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
lol dodgers

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/tylermilliken_/status/1770463666875269264?t=ecjwHV8BvMp7Z--XUYFYYA&s=19

Good gently caress him

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Ohtani my man you could have placed those bets at an actual casino

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Dinosaurs! posted:

Ohtani my man you could have placed those bets at an actual casino

Well most gambling is super illegal in Japan so shady bookies is what you’d need to use if you want to bet on sports there. And maybe old habits die hard even now living in Gamblepalooza.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Just have Ohtani do a commercial for one of those gamblers addiction assistance hotlines and have him say "We BET we can help you" at the end of it.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

The baseball scandal wheel is always spinning. Will it stop on your favorite team or player next? Signs point to yes

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Yamamoto: 1.0 IP, 4 H, 1 BB, 2 K, 5 ER

It would be very funny if both of the Dodgers' massive contracts ended up being huge duds :laugh:

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Who could have predicted that fully embracing degenerate sports betting would lead to issues for the professional sports leagues??? How could this happen???

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Paul Zuvella posted:

Who could have predicted that fully embracing degenerate sports betting would lead to issues for the professional sports leagues??? How could this happen???

:capitalism:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Pete Rose is still banned. lol

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


https://twitter.com/normcharlatan/status/1770614133576040477

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

If he hurries up and does his federal prison time, he can rehab his UCL at the same time

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1770786800715346350?s=46&t=EhzTvpa5Lh8bIAryRijIPQ

Slimy Shohei is gonna skate

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

yeah there was a less than zero percent chance he would face any disciplinary action

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Yamamoto: 1.0 IP, 4 H, 1 BB, 2 K, 5 ER

It would be very funny if both of the Dodgers' massive contracts ended up being huge duds :laugh:

It would be so great.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

A little weird because he did show up for the 30th anniversary of the 1993 Phillies last year.

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Nightmare annoying scenario - it's going to be clear as poo poo that it was Ohtani betting and since they sure as Hell aren't going to ban him for life it's going to lead to Rose getting reinstated.

Also - coworker just showed this to me. Basically MLB Wordle of a sort.
https://www.mlbpickle.com/

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
The Chicago Cubs have officially won the offseason

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ippei isn't even in the country right now, right? Why would he come back.

https://twitter.com/brwalkoff/status/1770559188789264682?t=VjfO6v3EoAZhWPfo2DgDBw

Hmm starting to think this Moreno feller doesn't know ball.

zoux fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Mar 21, 2024

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Yamamoto: 1.0 IP, 4 H, 1 BB, 2 K, 5 ER

It would be very funny if both of the Dodgers' massive contracts ended up being huge duds :laugh:

If anyone can get him back on the right track, it’s the Dodgers, but what the heck? There’s not that much of a gap between the leagues, is there?

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Eric the Mauve posted:

A little weird because he did show up for the 30th anniversary of the 1993 Phillies last year.

It's not his politics that's keeping him away. He's persona non grata because he blabbed about Wakefield's cancer, against Wake's wishes.

Wezlar
May 13, 2005



Christe Eleison posted:

If anyone can get him back on the right track, it’s the Dodgers, but what the heck? There’s not that much of a gap between the leagues, is there?

I like to laugh about this Dodgers poo poo but it's basically still spring training and for this particular game they had to fly across the world beforehand. I think we need to see a lot more before we start calling him a bust.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I will never stop laughing about this Dodgers poo poo

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Nah he's a bust and his career is over



Please trade him to the Texas Rangers for peanuts thanks

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Why the gently caress did they even invite him?!

Wezlar
May 13, 2005



Inspector_666 posted:

Why the gently caress did they even invite him?!

I assume either someone in the organization was just instructed to send invites to the entire 2004 team, or plans were already in the works before Wake passed.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah the question isn’t why Schilling passed. It’s why the hell did they invite him to something that is partially a memorial for the Wakefields?

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



To be fair Schilling is enough of a shithead to publicly say he declined the invitation even though he didn’t receive one

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
He probably declined the invite because it was conditional upon "you're not allowed to say anything to anybody, do not open your mouth until you're out of Fenway"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Thank god the true boys of summer (the umps) are back
https://twitter.com/umpjob/status/1770814190837432469

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

This is the best 24 hours for Dodgers haters until October

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