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tehslime
Jun 19, 2023


…CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY

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HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Subjunctive posted:

what do I search for to learn more about this? it sounds incredible

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Kim_Jong-nam

That’ll get you there

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

DACK FAYDEN posted:

to this day I describe people obviously staged for a photo op as "it's his house, he's supposed to be here!"

the barbershop guys supporting Liz Warren. in a barbershop with carpet on the floor and a DVD stuck to the wall

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Remember when Mr. Peanut died? Was that woke?

It was probably woke.

it is cannon that Mr peanut died of covid 19

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


wild, thank you

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Spergin Morlock posted:

the barbershop guys supporting Liz Warren. in a barbershop with carpet on the floor and a DVD stuck to the wall

turns out it was real too, which only made it funnier

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

turns out it was real too, which only made it funnier

people say this about Chinedu the Nigerian Pete Buttigieg supporter too and i don't believe it in either case

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Chinedu... Chris Gaineschu... when will the lies end

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

In Training posted:

The trump rally at the tail end of his term where he complained about how many times you have to flush a low pressure toilet to get the turds out

Complaining to hooting opiate addicts in WV about how hair spray doesn't hold as well anymore

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Milo and POTUS posted:

turns out it was real too, which only made it funnier

i don't think so

iirc it was only determined that the space was a temporary one, one of those short term retail spaces for "pop ups" identified thanks to the decals on the front glass

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i don't think so

iirc it was only determined that the space was a temporary one, one of those short term retail spaces for "pop ups" identified thanks to the decals on the front glass

No- there were pictures of those guys at the same place with the same business name multiple years beforehand on facebook. Given some beauty shop stuff that was on another station on the right wall and the fact that those decals were advertising pyramid scheme beauty products, it seemed like it was a small cheap space used by a more legitimate and successful stylist who maybe knows those guys and lets them use the space for lowtax-type activities when they don't have a scheduled customer, but that's just my guess.

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

she also didn't stand for the pledge

One of her republican opponents went into autoplay mode once and said she’d “cut and run” 😬

Got raked over the coals for it

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

The “barbershop” with carpeted floors and taped up dvd boxes on the wall was absolutely not a real barbershop

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
im convinced trump's rants about lovely dishwashers were bc the only time he's seen a dishwasher was the industrial Hobart ones in the back kitchens of his trump tower restaurants and he recoiled in horror at hearing that people's homes had dishwashers that took 27 minutes to cycle

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
also the "barbershop" pictures were a combined gallery from two clearly different places

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
people found the address of the barbershop and it was directly next door to the warren campaign headquarters for that county and its neighboring counties and the rest of the strip mall was empty

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

The corn pop story was true

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the story of the people there saying anything about warren was fake, but the barbershop was inexplicably real. there were so many reasons to question its existence, but there it was, existing.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Jonny 290 posted:

im convinced trump's rants about lovely dishwashers were bc the only time he's seen a dishwasher was the industrial Hobart ones in the back kitchens of his trump tower restaurants and he recoiled in horror at hearing that people's homes had dishwashers that took 27 minutes to cycle

please direct me to a home dishwasher that cycles in 27 minutes. ours is like 2 hours

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Zerg Mans posted:

The corn pop story was true

that was amazing. confirmation that Joe Biden was chosen. God works in mysterious ways. also God is pretty evil sometimes actually

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
fragmaster stepping down because of people yelling at him for banning a rape victim who reported their goon rapist

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

RBC posted:

What was her password. I remember it being stupid as poo poo

The Dutch guy that guessed Trump's Twitter password in October 2020 and got into his account because he didn't have two factor authentication enabled.

Password was "maga2020!"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

bedpan posted:

fragmaster stepping down because of people yelling at him for banning a rape victim who reported their goon rapist

What the gently caress.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

fermun posted:

people found the address of the barbershop and it was directly next door to the warren campaign headquarters for that county and its neighboring counties and the rest of the strip mall was empty
Makes sense that Warren would be the talk of that barbershop then, they were probably complaining about her loud cougar Risperdal parties

Zerg Mans posted:

The corn pop story was true
David Simon saying Corn Pop isn't even in his top ten of weird-rear end gang nicknames and being asked if he's seen The Wire

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Liz Warren got that heat we need to defeat trump

When the barbershop is talking about you you know it's real!!!

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Ruffian Price posted:

David Simon saying Corn Pop isn't even in his top ten of weird-rear end gang nicknames and being asked if he's seen The Wire

The Wire is so good. It's a shame David Simon himself is a turbolib in the worst way


wait, the antisemitism accusations arose because he called some Israel supporting guy a nonce? lmao

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Spergin Morlock posted:

The Wire is so good. It's a shame David Simon himself is a turbolib in the worst way

wait, the antisemitism accusations arose because he called some Israel supporting guy a nonce? lmao

Has it turned out the guy was actually a nonce? It's not like the UK is short of people in power who turned out to be nounces.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

dr_rat posted:

Has it turned out the guy was actually a nonce? It's not like the UK is short of people in power who turned out to be nounces.

he's in the house of lords, of course he's a nonce

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
as i recall they literally ran a pedophile ring out of westminster at one point

also probably at every other point, but they had to admit to this one

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006

Spergin Morlock posted:

The Wire is so good. It's a shame David Simon himself is a turbolib in the worst way


he spent hours arguing with me and my friends one time and the whole time we were DMing each other “I can’t believe The Wire guy uses his time like this”

and he’s probably done that to thousands of people

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

the story of the people there saying anything about warren was fake, but the barbershop was inexplicably real. there were so many reasons to question its existence, but there it was, existing.

Yeah I think the best theory I heard is it was one of those businesses that exists entirely as an excuse for a dude or lady to get out of the hair of their breadwinner spouse.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

hadji murad posted:

he spent hours arguing with me and my friends one time and the whole time we were DMing each other “I can’t believe The Wire guy uses his time like this”

and he’s probably done that to thousands of people

Only when he's not spending multiple days arguing why he should be allowed to speed if it's early enough in the morning

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Good ole Lord Nonce Hitlergood

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What the gently caress.

remember the everyday carry picture guy? the one with the NASA shirt? he was involved too but not in the way you are probably thinking

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ruffian Price posted:

Makes sense that Warren would be the talk of that barbershop then, they were probably complaining about her loud cougar Risperdal parties

David Simon saying Corn Pop isn't even in his top ten of weird-rear end gang nicknames and being asked if he's seen The Wire

David simon's collection of speeding tickets

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

bedpan posted:

remember the everyday carry picture guy? the one with the NASA shirt? he was involved too but not in the way you are probably thinking

You can't say this and not elaborate

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Milo and POTUS posted:

You can't say this and not elaborate

As I recall, things unfolded like this:

Two goons from cycle asylum plan a meetup. Meetup seemingly goes well until the guy goon tries to rape the girl goon. She fends him off, barricades herself in part of her apartment, and calls. . .her good friend Mr. Everyday carry NASA guy who immediately shows up and throws goon rapist into the street.

This story, naturally, makes its way back to the forum. When asked to explain himself, the goon rapist claims that the entire situation was a "misunderstanding between young people." This astounding claim makes its way to Fragmaster, who after reviewing the evidence bans both the perpetrator and the victim, as both are patently guilty of importing offsite drama, which is a chain of reasoning that leads people to publicly doubt Fragmaster's competence as admin which in turn leads to Fragmaster stepping down.

I think there was a FYAD thread about it. Am probably wrong. It has been years.

bedpan has issued a correction as of 22:27 on Mar 22, 2024

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Huh. Well drat good for him.









That photo's still hilarious tho

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Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

I hope every single item he had proved integral to kicking out the rapist. And it was on short notice. So thank God he had it all with him.

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