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There's no way in hell I would have lasted anywhere near FC-A for 2 years. In and out in 4 months and that was more than long enough.
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SquirrelyPSU posted:There's no way in hell I would have lasted anywhere near FC-A for 2 years. In and out in 4 months and that was more than long enough. We found the root cause for a lot of their issues!
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 14:45 |
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M_Gargantua posted:We found the root cause for a lot of their issues! I'm recounting the dumb poo poo that I did in that time and good lord man. 1) Left a bar in North Chicago wandering back with someone else and a very nice police officer escorted us back to base without consequence. 2) Got on the wrong train out of TSC and ended up Kenosha with a GM buddy of mine. With no plan, walked into a dive bar, endeared ourself to the local populace and never paid for a drink again. 3) Didn't realize last call in Chicago was 4AM. 4) Carried a dude twice my size back from a Super Bowl Party at a Steelers (Seahawks) bar in Wrigleyville. Poured him into the cab, talked my way through the gate guard. There are another 10 things easily. I finished all of the CBT stuff 2 months early, had second pick of orders and then first pick out of C-School. My second Good Conduct Award is one of my cherished possessions.
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 20:31 |
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For the Gaza port, the Army's 7th Transportation Brigade will send 2 LSVs and 3 LCUs, which will take 30 days to get there, with a MARAD LMSR to do all the really heavy lifting. A lot of this is really dumb since they've been trying to get rid of their vessels and this capability, and the expeditionary support docks are laid up due to phase down with that initiative.
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# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:45 |
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quote:Navy Fires Commander of USS Ohio -- 3rd Submarine Skipper Relieved in 7 Months
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# ? Mar 15, 2024 14:45 |
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DUI or hosed a Crew Member, get your votes in now!
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# ? Mar 15, 2024 14:55 |
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:DUI or hosed a Crew Member, get your votes in now! Not sure what’s worse for different reasons.
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# ? Mar 15, 2024 15:00 |
Porque no los dos?
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# ? Mar 15, 2024 15:39 |
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Crab Dad posted:Not sure what’s worse for different reasons. On a submarine it's definitely loving a member of the crew. That kind of power disparity playing out on intensely isolated deployments would be a real problem. Its also such a facially stupid move that my bet is on DUI for why they were relieved
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# ? Mar 15, 2024 16:33 |
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I've become the victim of a master-level troll. The classic "left my NIPR account unattended" e-mail, but with a genius twist. The recipient of the email is a GM1 that was on the Champlain with me for a deployment and decommissioning. Here's the email: quote:[GM1's First Name], He only found out it was a prank email when he told me how much it made his day, and I had no idea wtf he was talking about. Incredible troll. All that stuff is true, too. Except for me performing more. I think that was the only thing that gave him pause.
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 08:16 |
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:I've become the victim of a master-level troll. The classic "left my NIPR account unattended" e-mail, but with a genius twist. The recipient of the email is a GM1 that was on the Champlain with me for a deployment and decommissioning. Hah. The most wholesome prank email. Best one I've seen was back when you could email NMCI helpdesk to change your GAL title. One guy was listed as "Command Morale Officer" for a few weeks before he noticed.
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 12:24 |
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Couple job back the go to prank was to send the VP of HR the filthiest love letter you could come up with. poo poo was amazing.
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 23:50 |
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https://imgur.com/a/YRg1rJG Without a doubt the best feeling thing I’ve done for another sailor.
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# ? Mar 21, 2024 23:03 |
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Crab Dad posted:https://imgur.com/a/YRg1rJG Good on both of ya.
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# ? Mar 21, 2024 23:09 |
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Crab Dad posted:https://imgur.com/a/YRg1rJG Ah you must not hang out in fan rooms much. jk good job crabdad
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# ? Mar 21, 2024 23:35 |
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Aww, gently caress yeah. That STS2 is a good dude besides the heroic deeds too, glad to see him get that recognition, that'll be a big career driver for him at this point too.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 00:12 |
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Crab Dad posted:https://imgur.com/a/YRg1rJG You aren't going to make Chief with an attitude like that For real though, great job to both of you
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 00:27 |
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Crab Dad posted:https://imgur.com/a/YRg1rJG Way to get it done.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 01:21 |
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Crab Dad posted:https://imgur.com/a/YRg1rJG you actually shipmated him and not in a buddy fucker way
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 03:05 |
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Crab Dad posted:https://imgur.com/a/YRg1rJG Hell yeah
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 03:13 |
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Crab Dad posted:https://imgur.com/a/YRg1rJG Hell yes this owns, the system works, sometimes!
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 05:46 |
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Holy poo poo he got a comm in the end. Everyone is going to want to know how a loving E-5 got a comm. Good job, crabdad. You’re a good egg.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 13:34 |
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While this likely helps him move to E6 will carry over to E7 and E8 promotions as well?
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 13:40 |
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This will likely help him make E-6, but not after that as awards are typically looked at for that particular cycle. Not as an overall for your whole career. Good work on helping this sailor get recognized, Crab Dad.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 13:55 |
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I think the chief’s board is going to notice that a sailor got a comm as an E5 even if awards don’t count for points on the test. Every board that looks at them is going to recognize it.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:03 |
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Oh great, a coner got a Comm for some poo poo they did off the boat unrelated to ship's readiness. Great. lol just kidding nice work crabdad yall deserve the recognition. Weird to see all this shake out the way its supposed to.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:40 |
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You're doing this all wrong crab dad. You rise to master chief on the wings of the blue falcon. You should've put yourself in for a bronze star w valor and just told the guy you routed his paperwork and it's held up somewhere in the chain. That's the kind of moxie senior leadership knows and respects.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 15:01 |
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King of Bees posted:You're doing this all wrong crab dad. You rise to master chief on the wings of the blue falcon. You should've put yourself in for a bronze star w valor and just told the guy you routed his paperwork and it's held up somewhere in the chain. That's the kind of moxie senior leadership knows and respects. How do you know that’s not my next step? J/K however I am forwarding the original letter and outcome to my chain of command now. I was terrified that the sailor might not be recognized and I would be and I would have felt like a heel. But now that he got the best result possible I’ll look to myself now. Solid LOA material for me to add to the stack!
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 15:10 |
Ahh I see your play here: He got a COM, with you being the senior guy on scene so by extension you also need a COM, if not an MSM. This is how you play 5D chess, you are a master of the art good sir.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 15:21 |
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I dunno what got the 22's CO confined to being a yard officer, but I had a really good impression of him when I left, seems to give a poo poo about the crew.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 15:32 |
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Crab Dad posted:https://imgur.com/a/YRg1rJG mine was when you asked for mahu at a restaurant in Hawaii on my recommendation jokes aside good loving work man, this is great
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Elviscat posted:I dunno what got the 22's CO confined to being a yard officer, but I had a really good impression of him when I left, seems to give a poo poo about the crew. Yeah he awarded roughly 40 NAM’s to the crew and today he is handing over the ship to his replacement. The crew seemed to really like him. See what happens with the new CO. Also the mahu story is used as an example for me telling younger sailors to never trust other sailors with information you can just google first.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 16:12 |
Elviscat posted:I dunno what got the 22's CO confined to being a yard officer, but I had a really good impression of him when I left, seems to give a poo poo about the crew. Sometimes maybe you'd want to put a good CO into a yard to try to save morale during a normally decimating period of a ships crew turnover cycle?
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 16:33 |
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M_Gargantua posted:Sometimes maybe you'd want to put a good CO into a yard to try to save morale during a normally decimating period of a ships crew turnover cycle? I mean, yeah you would, but I think it's generally the mark of death for an officer's career. I could be wrong on that, I never payed much attention to the O games. Crab Dad posted:Yeah he awarded roughly 40 NAM’s to the crew and today he is handing over the ship to his replacement. That's good, because his interim predecessor, straight up blamed the crew for the collision which is loving bullshit. "Sometimes bad things happen to good boats, that's not the case here" Is not something you need to say to a traumatized crew, after the individuals responsible for the incident have already been removed. Still makes my loving blood boil. Current skipper, OTOH, came in at 4AM to bring us fresh homemade cinnamon rolls for a RX cooldown brief
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 16:50 |
Elviscat posted:Current skipper, OTOH, came in at 4AM to bring us fresh homemade cinnamon rolls for a RX cooldown brief Remember folks, nukes lives are such lovely conditions that even the merest tease of thoughtful concern works wonders for your engineering departments opinion of you.
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I thought that's what the huge re-up bonuses were for
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:44 |
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Yes, as an officer, if you are Detached For Cause that is the death of your career. Even if it's overturned, you then have to go through the effort of getting the paperwork removed from your record. The Navy's removed several COs in the last few months. I just saw that a SEAL CO was relieved, a Commodore was relieved a few months back, then you had the Cruiser CO. That's just three off the top of my head. Never mind the Submarine COs we've been discussing in the tread.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 18:37 |
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Deus Ex Macklemore posted:I thought that's what the huge re-up bonuses were for Nah re-up bonuses just give a number for how much extra you're earning vs. how much extra you work. We did the math a couple times while getting underway and realized that we were making less than a dollar extra per hour worked due to how much extra poo poo nukes have to do compared to conventional sailors. IIRC this assumed that as a sailor, you would participate in at least 1 mmp or drydocking period and was based on the experience of a submariner.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 20:22 |
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Grip it and rip it posted:Nah re-up bonuses just give a number for how much extra you're earning vs. how much extra you work. We did the math a couple times while getting underway and realized that we were making less than a dollar extra per hour worked due to how much extra poo poo nukes have to do compared to conventional sailors. IIRC this assumed that as a sailor, you would participate in at least 1 mmp or drydocking period and was based on the experience of a submariner. Choose your rate, choose your fate Nu Nu. But seriously, I could not have gotten through power school as a young, alcoholic dipshit so I have some respect for all you science hippies that did. That said, it did suck to hear repeatedly how much dumber us coners were. I did feel bad watching you guys hook up shore power while we were going on liberty. So being dumb has it's advantages. One of my best friends on Augusta was a nuke that had the worst military bearing I've ever seen. He was a great guy. He used to write poo poo on the TP rolls in middle level head, all negative about nukes, but full of misspellings. It was hilarious.
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Crab Dad posted:https://imgur.com/a/YRg1rJG Hell yeah, good on ya, Crabdad, for helping that sailor out! The Valley Stared posted:Yes, as an officer, if you are Detached For Cause that is the death of your career. Even if it's overturned, you then have to go through the effort of getting the paperwork removed from your record. At least with the Seal CO and the two sub-skippers, all three got the boot for DWI/DUIs. This could have been avoided if the admirals asked them what their weekend liberty plan was!
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