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duomo posted:Orioles proceeded to lose this game (Elias loves DeSantis) Blech
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Eric the Mauve posted:Please bet on the Angels to lose every game this year and give us a trip report in October on how much money you made. I'm down to do this, but I'm in California and something apparently happened with my usual guy, so any recommendations on where to go are appreciated
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https://x.com/bymattweyrich/status/1771226351002948016?s=46&t=qe_Y8YJnNikGLo_JUDPyAQ This year’s “working on defense” crop looking dope
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I can't wait for Holliday to be down long enough that we don't get a draft pick but he still gets a full year of service time anyway so that we can have loving Kolten Wong on the opening day roster instead. I can feel it.
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Wyatt Langford made the Rangers
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FlamingLiberal posted:Wyatt Langford made the Rangers drat I thought he died after he married that old opium grower lady.
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Bregor posted:https://x.com/bymattweyrich/status/1771226351002948016?s=46&t=qe_Y8YJnNikGLo_JUDPyAQ you gotta be kidding me
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Orioles deserve to miss the postseason by a single game for that poo poo
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There was no universe in which Holliday opened the season in the majors
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The Orioles subreddit would like you to know that his Spring Training strikeout rate was too high and this is the only reason he isn't breaking camp with the team. and if you disagree you need to Trust The Process
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bawfuls posted:Will “The Thrill” Ireton was Kenta Maeda’s interpreter while he was on the Dodgers. He seems like a cool dude: the backboard and EMS kit laying on the floor behind him absolutely make this.
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FlamingLiberal posted:There was no universe in which Holliday opened the season in the majors Normally I would agree but they also could’ve signed him to a Chourio deal. He’s ready and it’s dumb to keep him down
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Bregor posted:Normally I would agree but they also could’ve signed him to a Chourio deal. He’s ready and it’s dumb to keep him down
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Finally someone is exposing the truth https://twitter.com/timmy_smokes/status/1771185519528980838
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If Jackson Holiday wanted to make the opening day roster, he should have simply led all of spring training in OPS. 
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fast cars loose anus posted:Finally someone is exposing the truth https://twitter.com/timmy_smokes/status/1771186630247710843
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when has timmysmokes ever lead us astray there was always going to be another assman22
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We're going to find out that Shohei Ohtani was really three gambling-addicted gnomes in a trenchcoat who specc'd in illusion.
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But still the Angels lost (because there was a bet on it).
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Shohei in my mind was obviously gambling. I'm not gonna believe all the speculation or possibly false postings until an investigation is done. However, if the guy was stupid enough to bet on baseball he deserves whatever he gets. Had a few friends working in MLB and they always told me players were even scared to do fantasy because the rules are very strict and posted all over. However i predict it will come out he was betting through third parties on other sports. At best a slap on the wrist because of local gambling laws.
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If he was betting on baseball, they’ve got a problem they can’t hide - if he wasn’t they’ll try as hard as they can to sweep it under the rug. You gotta think out of his own self-interest he wouldn’t. Hell, they’ll try to do the Jordan thing with him as long as he wasn’t betting on the Angels.
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chilihead posted:Shohei in my mind was obviously gambling. I'm not gonna believe all the speculation or possibly false postings until an investigation is done. I would absolutely kill to see the draft results from a players fantasy league, though.
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Speaking of fantasy baseball I have unlocked hell. I agreed to something called a "slow draft" because some people didn't know how to configure an auto draft. So you draft. One by one. By email. No there is no auto draft configuration. Love too have to check emails all day on weekends and holidays because someone couldn't use computer
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Sydin posted:But still the Angels lost (because there was a bet on it). Next thread title?
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Isentropy posted:Speaking of fantasy baseball I have unlocked hell. I agreed to something called a "slow draft" because some people didn't know how to configure an auto draft. So you draft. One by one. By email. No there is no auto draft configuration. That's an asolutely insane way to do a slow draft in tyool 2024.
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chilihead posted:Shohei in my mind was obviously gambling. I'm not gonna believe all the speculation or possibly false postings until an investigation is done.
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Look you can't erase the history of the gamblers. Ohtani, Jackson, Rose. You have to tell their story.
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This man was essentially dead for four seasons and is now back https://twitter.com/kevin_barral/status/1771254649321906351?s=20
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Sixto Sanchez, what a boss name.
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Inspector_666 posted:I would absolutely kill to see the draft results from a players fantasy league, though. Someone go call Tommy Pham
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Bregor posted:https://x.com/alainnfocail/status/1769227436871336013?s=46&t=qe_Y8YJnNikGLo_JUDPyAQ He got hit with a comebacker in the knee today. Goddamn it
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James Andrews retiring after the pitch clock is leaving so much money on the table.
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I don't understand this when ST is about to wrap up in like 5 days? https://twitter.com/CespedesBBQ/status/1771272357908246968?s=20
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What if the Angels have been a WS team this whole time but Shohei has been sabotaging them. While Rendon was sleeping Shohei used a tiny hammer on his tibia. He exposed Trout to a vial of purified boneitis. He blackmailed Moreno into making bad trades. He stole Pujols's vial of water from the fountain of youth
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AndrewP posted:The Orioles subreddit Oh I'm sure that is a wretched hive of scum and villainy if there ever was one.
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Intruder posted:What if the Angels have been a WS team this whole time I found a flaw in my musings
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Gonna lol when we find out Shohei has been betting on baseball this whole time, but he's making ridiculous bets on himself like pitching a 9 immaculate inning, 27 K perfect game, or driving in 20 runs in a game.
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bawfuls posted:I can't tell what's a serious post and what's shitposting anymore What can't you tell? Major and minor league players are forbidden from gambling but sometimes they do through family,friends or others. Betting on baseball is highly unlikely but if he did it's gonna be a major scandal. I doubt it though. Edit. I guess i am saying i think he gambled just not on baseball. chilihead fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Mar 22, 2024 |
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This whole thing kicked off because the money came directly from Ohtani's bank account though, so if he was doing it through Ippei he was doing a really bad job of it! Honestly based on what we have now I'm inclined to believe the initial version of events that was told before lawyers freaked out and got involved: Ippei racked up a ton of debt on sports gambling and either went to Ohtani out of desperation or Ohtani found out about it, Ohtani wanted to help his best friend out and decided to pay the debts himself instead of giving the money to Ippei because he was afraid it would just go into more bets, and oops Ohtani didn't realize that's illegal even if he himself hadn't done any gambling. Everything since has been an attempt at damage control because sticking to the original story means Ohtani did a felony.
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Hmmmm yes sure that's one theory. Or Ohtani is a degenerate gambling freak who will stop at nothing to get his fix including forcing his best friend to take the fall under threat of having baseballs thrown at him (once his arm recovers)
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