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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1771260382440468886

And then Jesus said, go back to your loving country. Amen.

"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

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Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



I really hope this is real

https://x.com/marionumber4/status/1771225430730641560?s=46&t=Y9tN5g_IyRiifSxBmqZbkw

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Stoatbringer posted:

Only the weak-minded and superstitious. I, an intellectual, simply hang a mirror on my front door to reflect the bad luck back into the street.

*knock on wood*

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





nobodygetshurt posted:

you must've missed the K&K Mime Ministries era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rykniniCTQ

the Gothd mime-to-killer cop pipeline is as real and serious as any other

https://tribuneofthepeoplenews.word...red-jim-rogers/

good news though, he's back and serving the jags and wusses to this very day

https://www.wesa.fm/courts-justice/2024-03-08/pittsburgh-cop-keith-edmonds-reinstated-jim-rogers

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Oh it's real, Ben's wife is drier than the Atacama.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Nah Mario makes those posts as a joke.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1771260382440468886

And then Jesus said, go back to your loving country. Amen.



Golden Pricks™

Doofus Squad™

Ye Olde Cringe and Cuckoldry™

Dipshits, if you will

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Remember that the two judgments against Trump are not the end of his legal and financial problems. If current events drain him dry, the future is going to be hilarious.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Monica Bellucci posted:

Oh it's real, Ben's wife is drier than the Atacama.

Lol that his wife is a doctor and told him "pussies" only get "wet" when they're suffering bacterial infections

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

TulliusCicero posted:

Do idiot white people really think voodoo poo poo from Hollywood is "real"?

Like holy poo poo, read a book, talk to someone other than you

Idiot white people have a history of believing in all sorts of fantastical things that are untrue.
Hard to imagine, right?

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



John Wick of Dogs posted:

Nah Mario makes those posts as a joke.

What’s it like to be the kind of person who goes to Disney World and tells little kids the characters are just people wearing costumes

beef sweat
Jan 1, 2013

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

A poem for catturd’s murdered dead dog:

I’d like to take a dump
On Donald Trump

The End.

Catturd had to run to Walmart
But backed over his dog with a kart
Twitter called him a killer
So he sipped on a Miller
And sat home alone huffing farts

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

He's still going

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Yeah Candace Owens isn't going to be able to make that kinda pun/joke...

Also if Democrats do make any deals with Johnson it should be on bills they vote on and not for future considerations like they did with McCarthy because this isn't Major League Baseball and they've been shown to ratfuck you on deals.. Even though McCarthy got boned later on, the HFC isn't going to kick 'ol Mike Johnson out either as shown today. Make a deal if you're going to vote on it that deal.

Will the Dems learn this lesson? I sure hope so because it would be incredibly stupid to do the same exact McCarthy deal again. "Nah Mike Johnson won't do it again after what happened to McCarthy" makes me feel like people have not followed this thread.

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
Someone don't have the money.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



What’s up with this broke guy?

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




kazil posted:



PUPPET Engoron

Man, imagine losing all of your money to the WORST low IQ attorney in the nation and then going online to brag about it

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




beef sweat posted:

Catturd had to run to Walmart
But backed over his dog with a kart
Twitter called him a killer
So he sipped on a Miller
And sat home alone huffing farts

That fat boomer gently caress wasn’t even going to Walmart, he drove his truck to the end of his driveway to get his mail, I bet.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Ok this one is 100% real


GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1771260382440468886

And then Jesus said, go back to your loving country. Amen.

i know it shouldn't get to me, but even as a lapsed catholic it does. to call yourself christian and then talk about "misappropriating" this passage, if there is any true blasphemy it must be this

matthew 25 posted:

31 When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:

32 And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:

33 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.

34 Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

35 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:

36 Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.

37 Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?

38 When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?

39 Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?

40 And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Another courtesy CW: Apparently Catturd has a history of mistreating and killing dogs with cute names





https://x.com/reaghhan/status/1770989724640932228?s=46&t=Y9tN5g_IyRiifSxBmqZbkw

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

the Mime guys are hilarious because it's just like 20 minutes of dudes doing O faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHUwZXnjAtc

Chello De Don
Nov 12, 2006

and now i do

thunderspanks posted:

when i was a kid someone wrote "I love poo poo" on the bathroom wall, with poo poo

This same exact thing happened at my school in 4th grade, I think the kid who did it was abused at home (my mom worked at the school I went to and was very happy to drop some t on her 9 year old)

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
"you're an attention seeker!", says Laura Loomer

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i know it shouldn't get to me, but even as a lapsed catholic it does. to call yourself christian and then talk about "misappropriating" this passage, if there is any true blasphemy it must be this
Well yeah, these guys are the closest to the actual Antichrist we are likely to see.

beef sweat
Jan 1, 2013

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

That fat boomer gently caress wasn’t even going to Walmart, he drove his truck to the end of his driveway to get his mail, I bet.


Catturd can’t even walk 20 feet
Instead he just hops in his jeep
He backed over his dog
And wrote on his blog
The medicinal uses of pee

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"

kazil posted:

He's still going


It’s amazing that he still has a very limited understanding of what actually happened procedurally in this case

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


MechaX posted:

It’s amazing that he still has a very limited understanding of what actually happened procedurally in this case

I didn't think he does. If any of that was accurate the case would not have progressed as it did.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
So which House member will be the first to accuse the CIA of shooting up Moscow?

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Hazo posted:

Another courtesy CW: Apparently Catturd has a history of mistreating and killing dogs with cute names





https://x.com/reaghhan/status/1770989724640932228?s=46&t=Y9tN5g_IyRiifSxBmqZbkw

This guy goes through dogs faster than exwives

Swagman
Jun 10, 2003

Yes...all was once again peaceful in River City.

reaching out to hurting people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k0JeEKR3Do

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Hazo posted:

Another courtesy CW: Apparently Catturd has a history of mistreating and killing dogs with cute names





https://x.com/reaghhan/status/1770989724640932228?s=46&t=Y9tN5g_IyRiifSxBmqZbkw

It would be a real thoughts & prayers kind of moment if the same pair of boots that kicked cat turds door down one night were the same boots that stomped his loving jaw into a million fragments.

What a piece of loving poo poo human being

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005
If Trump has the money, are we supposed to pretend it isn't from Putin directly or some poo poo? Please tell me they audit the source.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
charlie kirk says a lot of things...just never to someone who can/will disagree. the "debate me" people always just kind of talk out loud

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Purgatory Glory posted:

If Trump has the money, are we supposed to pretend it isn't from Putin directly or some poo poo? Please tell me they audit the source.
As a rule, I don't believe anything Trump says about his own finances. I don't believe him when he says he doesn't have the money, and I don't believe him when he says he does. He's an unreliable narrator.

We'll find out if he has the money on Monday. Everything else is window dressing.

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

Shishkahuben posted:

the Gothd mime-to-killer cop pipeline is as real and serious as any other

https://tribuneofthepeoplenews.word...red-jim-rogers/

good news though, he's back and serving the jags and wusses to this very day

https://www.wesa.fm/courts-justice/2024-03-08/pittsburgh-cop-keith-edmonds-reinstated-jim-rogers

OH MY loving GOD!

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Purgatory Glory posted:

If Trump has the money, are we supposed to pretend it isn't from Putin directly or some poo poo? Please tell me they audit the source.

I'm not sure how Putin could get 500 million US Dollars to Trump considering how locked down banking is from sanctions

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
just idle curiosity. has anybody photoshopped charlie kirk's head onto the safari dude in the waiting room from beetlejuice?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Three Olives posted:

Uh, so a major terrorist attack is confirmed in Moscow in case you thought things couldn't get messier over there.

Moscow concert halls seem dangerous as gently caress

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Hazo posted:

Another courtesy CW: Apparently Catturd has a history of mistreating and killing dogs with cute names





https://x.com/reaghhan/status/1770989724640932228?s=46&t=Y9tN5g_IyRiifSxBmqZbkw

Sadly this is a thing with chuds and pets. They will sit there and tell you that their pets are their entire world and the thought of them dying or getting lost or being taken away will genuinely bring tears to their eyes…

…but then they’ll neglect and abuse them in horrible ways. I remember there was an episode of Hoarders posted in an earlier version of this thread where the chud hoarders kept their little dogs cooped up in travel kennels in the basement almost 24 hours a day, and they were absolutely breaking down in utter hysterics that they were being taken away. The reason they were posted in a lol Trump thread is they were begging “President Trump, please help us! They’re taking away our dogs, and they’re going to takeaway our house!”

It takes a certain kind of stupid to torture a dog that you love. The emotional attachment is real, but the cause and effect of their behavior is totally lost on them, and it’s sick and disgusting and depressing.

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