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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I came here to say this :lol:

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Apparently that monkey is in rude health, if they have malaria which is common to that part of the amazon they go all pale and sickly

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Butterfly Valley posted:

Apparently that monkey is in rude health, if they have malaria which is common to that part of the amazon they go all pale and sickly

Nah, he is just british

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



kazil posted:

but doctor, I'm Poopliacci!

Lol

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
fear and shun the loathsome Ham Ape.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


*through sobs* Roll him over, hes overdone on that side already.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
A Gammon-Gibbon, otherwise known as the Red-Faced Toryape.

A normally placid simian, they have been known to fly into a rage when they discover their 10,000 banana-arses are stuck at Calais.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
What happens if you get the English monkey and a monkey hanger in the same room?

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

zedprime posted:

What happens if you get the English monkey and a monkey hanger in the same room?

Boris Johnston.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

kazil posted:

butt doctor, I'm Poopliacci!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

I'm a catcher in the outfield.

"Thanks, Curthiss!"

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Radio Paranoia posted:

I'm a catcher in the outfield.

"Thanks, Curthiss!"

Jon Bois: "Wait, does cocaine make you awesome at baseball?-NOPE NO NOT GOING THERE"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

bro hitting dingers of drug filled balls over a prison wall.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Mauser posted:

jesus get that monkey a pint and some bland mush already

do the nostrils on the sides of the nose give you directional smelling???

The placement of the nostrils on the side of its notice helps it not smell whatever it is eating, lest it's senses become inflamed by the insane spiciness of a single grain of pepper or a splash of mint sauce.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

LifeSunDeath posted:

bro hitting dingers of drug filled balls over a prison wall.

Nooo, Curthiss, you're aiding drug redistribution with your home runs! Nooo!

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

What does PUSHERS ENEMY mean? Or is it just missing an apostrophe? Did Zoomers write this?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


Han shot first

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Han would be a selfish lay, let's be real

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

Han would be a selfish lay, let's be real

Han shot first and then left, so yeah.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

He finishes in less than 12 parsecs

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
He prefers solo

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Nenonen posted:

He prefers solo

Or naturally hairy.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Dameius posted:

Or naturally hairy.

I've got a verbal agreement from a big studio that wants to produce my Han Solo/Chewbacca rom-com.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Pull up thread abort abort

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
how about Star Vores and it's chewy eating Han using his penis

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

how about Star Vores and it's chewy eating Han using his penis

I'm just so tired of all these Star Vores

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

luchadornado posted:

I'm just so tired of all these Star Vores

These Star Vores are making me thirsty!

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Milo and POTUS posted:

Han would be a selfish lay, let's be real

nah, han died being a dad. can't be a selfish lay if you die like that

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Butterfly Valley posted:

Pull up thread abort abort

Aaaaalmost there

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Butterfly Valley posted:

Pull up thread abort abort

Pull out thread cum cum

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

luchadornado posted:

I'm just so tired of all these Star Vores

Read this as Star Voles and now I'm remembering the EU cover where Han Solo is fighting a giant weasel (ferret?).

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I got that's no moon moon

youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

how about Star Vores and it's chewy eating Han using his penis

The guy who came out to his family about his anal vore lifestyle via PowerPoint would have had a much better reception if he used Star Wars as a backdrop.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Read this as Star Voles and now I'm remembering the EU cover where Han Solo is fighting a giant weasel (ferret?).

One of the three thousand reskinned Han Solos created by hack EU writers hosed one of those giant otters

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Butterfly Valley posted:

One of the three thousand reskinned Han Solos created by hack EU writers hosed one of those giant otters

I mean, wouldn't you?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought".

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Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010

Scratch Monkey posted:

Pull out thread cum cum

Great shot, Kid! That was one-in-a-million! Now that you've blown your load, let's go home!

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