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I think I know what happened. Just hear me out...
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Bogus Adventure posted:Gonna lol when we find out Shohei has been betting on baseball this whole time, but he's making ridiculous bets on himself like pitching a 9 immaculate inning, 27 K perfect game, or driving in 20 runs in a game. The funniest option is that those were the kinds of bets, and it was with Shohei's money, but it was his mom placing the bets.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 22:26 |
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Dameius posted:The funniest option is that those were the kinds of bets, and it was with Shohei's money, but it was his mom placing the bets. lol, true
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 22:29 |
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https://x.com/j_steele21/status/1771286878655766547?s=46&t=qe_Y8YJnNikGLo_JUDPyAQ Steele rules lol
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 22:32 |
He got hit in the bracket? What's the recovery time on that???
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 22:33 |
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Popete posted:Hmmmm yes sure that's one theory. Who do you think taught Joc Pederson pai gow
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 22:42 |
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Bregor posted:https://x.com/j_steele21/status/1771286878655766547?s=46&t=qe_Y8YJnNikGLo_JUDPyAQ
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 23:00 |
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https://x.com/alden_gonzalez/status/1771295991326527629?s=46
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 23:02 |
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Bregor posted:https://x.com/j_steele21/status/1771286878655766547?s=46&t=qe_Y8YJnNikGLo_JUDPyAQ Huge relief
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 23:05 |
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The parallels with Tungsten Arm O’Doyle’s career trajectory continue to be eerie.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 23:08 |
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gently caress YEAH IM GONNA SIT DOWN AND WAIT FOR THE FIREWORKS TO FLY see yall in one hundred years
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 23:14 |
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Jail
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 23:15 |
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Poque posted:Jail Bet over? Bet under? Straight to jail.
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 23:37 |
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This makes it pretty clear Ohtani had no idea what was going on. https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39784809/dodgers-shohei-ohtani-mizuhara-theft-line
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 00:36 |
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ScottyJSno posted:This makes it pretty clear Ohtani had no idea what was going on. I mean the question then is why/how did this guy access Ohtani's bank accounts, and how did Ohtani no know $4.5M was missing until all of this broke? I guess the answer to the second question is "between his MLB salaries and sponsorship deals he's worth hundreds of millions so it's a drop in the bucket" but like, I have to imagine he's got people who handle his finances for him and surely they would have twigged at a bunch of $500K "loans" getting wired to some shady randos? idk again this all just feels like damage control to protect Ohtani. Would love to be wrong - I know the joke here is everybody hates him now because Dodgers but it would really suck for the sport if he was wrapped up in this crap - but "Ohtani's translator stole millions directly out of his bank account for months without anybody noticing until just now" doesn't pass the sniff test for me.
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 00:59 |
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This account from Ohtani’s team clearly exonerates Ohtani
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 01:20 |
Ohtani and Ippei being so close it makes sense, Ohtani was probably paying for Ippei's expenses a lot of the time anyways. But also, Ohtani is a degenerate gambler.
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 01:26 |
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or as he will be known from now on, Shoeless Sho
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 01:41 |
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Mister Perky posted:or as he will be known from now on, Shoeless Sho Shoeless Sho Sham! Shunts Serious Shame Skirting Scandal!
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 01:50 |
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Mister Perky posted:or as he will be known from now on, Shoeless Sho
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 02:03 |
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bawfuls posted:I can't tell what's a serious post and what's shitposting anymore pretty obvious it was a serious post
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 02:04 |
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https://twitter.com/CraigMish/status/1771334162714157263
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 02:14 |
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I appreciate that Craig apparently just likes Cooper. I also like him for no good reason.
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 02:23 |
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It's impossible for this to end with Shohei being outted as a gambler because that would mean Arte Moreno was right to not extend him. I'd buy it as possible if he were still an Angel
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 02:32 |
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Poque posted:This account from Ohtani’s team clearly exonerates Ohtani
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 02:39 |
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wow that must be the end of the Pat Wisdom Era. RIP to P-Wizzy, a man who hit some of the biggest fuckin' dingers I've ever seen but also swings that hard at air more often.
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:07 |
They just signed Wisdom to a 1 year deal so maybe a platoon bat?
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:13 |
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Popete posted:They just signed Wisdom to a 1 year deal so maybe a platoon bat? oh i missed that, i was too busy posting about our lord and savior boo buie
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:14 |
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MrMidnight posted:pretty obvious it was a serious post
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:15 |
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please no one get mad at me but i am going to post about shohei doing michael jordan-style gambling for the foreseeable future because it is very funny to mre
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:17 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:please no one get mad at me but i am going to post about shohei doing michael jordan-style gambling for the foreseeable future because it is very funny to mre
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:20 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:wow that must be the end of the Pat Wisdom Era. RIP to P-Wizzy, a man who hit some of the biggest fuckin' dingers I've ever seen but also swings that hard at air more often. Wisdom is hurt and opening the season on the IL. When he's healthy it's entirely possible he comes back and bumps Cooper.
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:21 |
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ScottyJSno posted:This makes it pretty clear Ohtani had no idea what was going on. Initially ESPN says that Ippei told them in his 90 minute interview that Ohtani agreed to cover his gambling debts but did not trust Ippei to not gamble the money away, and that's why he wired it directly to the bookie. But in this timeline ESPN says that Ippei told them in that 90 minute interview: quote:"I explained my situation," he says. "And obviously he wasn't happy about it, but he said he would help me." So now we've got even ESPN changing their version of Ippei's changing story.
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:31 |
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More importantly, is Justin Steele actually OK or he is lying to cover for his bracket?
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 04:06 |
Mustached Demon posted:More importantly, is Justin Steele actually OK or he is lying to cover for his bracket? hes got a busted bracket will be out until next march
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 04:07 |
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Someone explained to Ohtani or his attorneys got wind of what was going on because sending money via wire to cover gambling debts is still a big deal felony. I think the story that Ohtani knew what it was for, did it to help out his friend, and then realized what it was so he had to change his story makes the most sense. Even that has big holes like who the hell is giving a guy making $80k a year a $4.5 million line of credit? Just the reality of Ippei being able to get himself in that deep seems weird. Maybe he's got more cash than we think and/or he used Ohtani's name to get some credit but it's all tough to square if you're at all suspicious.
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 04:07 |
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Penisaurus Sex posted:Someone explained to Ohtani or his attorneys got wind of what was going on because sending money via wire to cover gambling debts is still a big deal felony. It's this. This is why the story is changing.
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 04:10 |
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Penisaurus Sex posted:Someone explained to Ohtani or his attorneys got wind of what was going on because sending money via wire to cover gambling debts is still a big deal felony.
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 04:11 |
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This is what you get for not signing with the Cubs
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 04:12 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 13:58 |
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80k a year seems really low for a job with that many hours and that much travel.
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