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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



busalover posted:

Trump School for Porn Star Acting

I dunno. It would probably be some cosmetology school that teaches people specifically how to do trumps hair and bronzer.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Junk posted:

name a culvert after him

Remove his name from all things, and heavily discourage use of the word "trump" as in "He played the trump card".

Obliterate it from all memory.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Trump going broke and everyone just ignores him after the election is probably the worst insult trump can get.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


redshirt posted:

Remove his name from all things, and heavily discourage use of the word "trump" as in "He played the trump card".

Obliterate it from all memory.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/unperson

ianskate
Sep 22, 2002

Run away before you drown!
Quite a few trungo money related lols in this https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/last-time-trump-company-went-public-didnt-go-well-investors-rcna144657

Like this

quote:

That previous, decades-ago experience, however, did not end well for the company or its investors. While a 2016 Washington Post review found that Trump made over $44 million, the company — Trump Hotels and Casino Resorts — lost more than $1 billion and ended up in bankruptcy.

Now I've never really given much attention to this trimp fellow and his business dealings (some say it's quite presidential), but wow, it's just staggering how he screws literally everyone around him to enrich himself. Every step of the way.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Naw lets get latin
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnatio_memoriae

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Wrong thread turmo

Smugworth fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Mar 23, 2024

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

ianskate posted:

Now I've never really given much attention to this trimp fellow and his business dealings (some say it's quite presidential), but wow, it's just staggering how he screws literally everyone around him to enrich himself. Every step of the way.
And people still line up to do business with them and bet their careers on him and put themselves in legal jeopardy for him! It's amazing.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Junk posted:

name a culvert after him

Name a Culver's after him

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


E: q!=p

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Name a caldera after throwing him in.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Name an abortion clinic after him.

ianskate
Sep 22, 2002

Run away before you drown!

FMguru posted:

And people still line up to do business with them and bet their careers on him and put themselves in legal jeopardy for him! It's amazing.

And vote for his exceptional business savvy, more than any president in history!! He so obviously ran the county like all of his previous businesses... like total garbage and 100% for personal gain.

:lmao: Where's Hunter?

ianskate fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Mar 23, 2024

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Waltzing Along posted:

Name a prison after trump

Melania's marriage is already named that

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
The Donald Trump Center for People Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Crimes and Jerk Invisible Dicks a Lot Too

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Name a public toilet after Turnip.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Monday's gonna be a day.

Synesthesian Fetish
Apr 29, 2008

Ya know, I useta be President... I'll let you kids punch me anywhere but the face for a dollar.
What are the chances that Choad and Stank start turning on Daddy Pantdumps now that poo poo is hitting the fan? It's not like he has unwavering loyalty to them.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Grey Cat posted:

Name a caldera oubliette after throwing him in.

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

What are the chances that Choad and Stank start turning on Daddy Pantdumps now that poo poo is hitting the fan? It's not like he has unwavering loyalty to them.

Did they turn on him when he raped their Mum?

raifield
Feb 21, 2005

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

What are the chances that Choad and Stank start turning on Daddy Pantdumps now that poo poo is hitting the fan? It's not like he has unwavering loyalty to them.

Neither one of them are smart enough to pull it off. Or consider it in the first place, probably.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Don's ordered them to drive to all the blood plasma places to get as much cash as they can.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

What are the chances that Choad and Stank start turning on Daddy Pantdumps now that poo poo is hitting the fan? It's not like he has unwavering loyalty to them.

Without the Trump name they have literally nothing so…unlikely?

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
lol remember :basta:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I only remember Sailor

Afakasi
Jul 9, 2009
Create a $0 bill with Trump on it.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Afakasi posted:

Create a $0 bill with Trump on it.

:laffo:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Afakasi posted:

Create a $0 bill with Trump on it.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Trump Monopoly, but the entire goal is to lose all your money and assets.

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021

Monica Bellucci posted:

The Donald Trump Center for People Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Crimes and Jerk Invisible Dicks a Lot Too (Me!)

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Avirosb posted:

Trump Monopoly, but the entire goal is to lose all your money and assets.

rebrand the mad magazine board game

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

What are the chances that Choad and Stank start turning on Daddy Pantdumps now that poo poo is hitting the fan? It's not like he has unwavering loyalty to them.

Who has a better story than Choad? Or is it Stank, I'm never sure.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i dont remember who is stank and who is choad but don jr got slapped by daddy in front of his college roommates and eric...drank pink lemonade from a free water cup at in n out? Which honestly makes him relatable but also not so don jr it is

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I think it’s funny that every single member of Somethingawful dot com has more money than Donald J Trump at this point; a man famous for being rich

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
well yeah jeffrey is one of them

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Afakasi posted:

Create a $0 bill with Trump on it.

I scared my cat that was sleeping on my lap I was laughing so hard.


What about naming a homeless shelter after him.

I mean he basically raised the membership fees of his clubs when he became president and then constantly played golf at them in order to get more people to join. Its nakedly unethical, especially the Old Post Office hotel.

The Homeless shelter would be like that except probably less cockroaches than Doral

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

our country is in turmpmoil

Synesthesian Fetish
Apr 29, 2008

Ya know, I useta be President... I'll let you kids punch me anywhere but the face for a dollar.

free hubcaps posted:

our country is in turmpmoil

Is Trumpoil what leaks out of his loose rear end?

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
remember when Trump paid us to gas up our cars

that was Trumpoil baby MAGA

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