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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

RBC posted:

obamna






https://i.imgur.com/PCDOsMO.mp4

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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




so who gets naming rights to trump tower

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
Toop Tower

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
would bailing donnie out be considered an investment opportunity

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Ham Cheeks posted:

would bailing donnie out be considered an investment opportunity

It's a chance to earn a big wet kiss from your favorite president

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

neutral milf hotel posted:

https://x.com/patriottakes/status/1771597786578112875

no thumbs up from Trump? :ohdear:

e. I mean the Donald Trump on the far left

her back must really hurt

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

bebop esq posted:

her back must really hurt

Yeah, she probably needs a back rub

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

?? indeed

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


my wife saw that and thinks it's the funniest thing in the world along with the Chuck Berry "eat my groceries" thing so every time I ask what we're having for dinner she says "groceries" now

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
bom wife

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Concerning

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
i mean there are certain groceries you should not eat


i'm not sure this person is aware of that


not everything at the grocery store is edible


like peas

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

my wife saw that and thinks it's the funniest thing in the world along with the Chuck Berry "eat my groceries" thing so every time I ask what we're having for dinner she says "groceries" now

that’s a good bit

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007


the future (previous) president

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

ex post facho posted:



the future (previous) president

Charlie "Donald Kirk" Trump!

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Groceries comes from the word Grocer which is one who buys and sells in gross (bulk).

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

bebop esq posted:

i mean there are certain groceries you should not eat


i'm not sure this person is aware of that


not everything at the grocery store is edible


like peas

I believe in world peas

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

Buddykins posted:

I wore the jacket for the first time today. 3 piece suit. It felt amazing. Like a preview of what ive always wanted, to be the man at an amazing restaurant that knows everything there and enhances experiences by just touching tables

are you the guy that comes to your table and makes the ceasar salad/guacamole right there infront of you? mad respect

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1WHMk-RgCw

whoa bkins, over 300,000???

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

magiccarpet posted:

so who gets naming rights to trump tower

i sense a goon project in the works

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
ate too much dim sum and now I’m sleepy

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

bebop esq posted:

i mean there are certain groceries you should not eat


i'm not sure this person is aware of that


not everything at the grocery store is edible


like peas

peas can be boring but they can also be delicious

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

PDP-1 posted:

dressed like donald trump, like a dog!

lol

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



neutral milf hotel posted:

https://x.com/patriottakes/status/1771597786578112875

no thumbs up from Trump? :ohdear:

e. I mean the Donald Trump on the far left

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

last night had some ceaser salad where it was basically half a romaine heart charred on the bbq and the other stuff dumped on that and goddamn was it good

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Ham Cheeks posted:

Toop Tower

:hmmyes:

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

i dont eat raw ANYTHING from america. it's all full of poo poo and cum and gross.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

my wife saw that and thinks it's the funniest thing in the world along with the Chuck Berry "eat my groceries" thing so every time I ask what we're having for dinner she says "groceries" now

chuck berry the fart huffer?

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Good Citizen posted:

ate too much dim sum and now I’m sleepy

yeah well dim's um (them's the) breaks!!!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Lpzie posted:

i dont eat raw ANYTHING from america. it's all full of poo poo and cum and gross.

sir, your monitor

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Lpzie posted:

i dont eat raw ANYTHING from america. it's all full of poo poo and cum and gross.

you can only legally call it cum here if it was jacked off in californias cum valley.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Lpzie posted:

i dont eat raw ANYTHING from america. it's all full of poo poo and cum and gross.

Dude it was just that one time and it was just a joke.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Lpzie posted:

i dont eat raw ANYTHING from america. it's all full of poo poo and cum and gross.

I knew someone full of poo poo and cum once

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Phonk music thats hit harder than silver bullets※ Aggressive Drift Phonk ※ Phonk Mix 2023 ※ Фонк

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://x.com/theovalpawffice/status/1771311604941914151?s=46

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Good cat.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


Same as the Chechnya theater massacre, right?

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Red Baron posted:

I knew someone full of poo poo and cum once

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