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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

kazil posted:

Haljordan rolling in his grave right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqPPZZedOgQ

MrQwerty posted:

now hear me out,

Trump/Doobie '24

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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

deoju posted:

Ok, how about we start calling those sewer blockades made of congealed fat "trumps?"

"Whoah dude I'm sorry to break it to you but those aren't lumps, they're TRUMPS"

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Avirosb posted:

"Whoah dude I'm sorry to break it to you but those aren't lumps, they're TRUMPS"

:thunk:

:hmmyes: Toilet + lumps = Trumps

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

speaking of diamon and silk, do you guys like that oksusu suyeomcha corn silk tea? i am personally ambivalent about it.

fuckingtest
Mar 31, 2001

Just evolving, you know?
Right Here, Right Now.
5'11" 280 LBS.

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006





Anyone remember that one?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Anderson Koopa posted:



Anyone remember that one?
T AKOOPA AGLGHLgAGHG

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Stink Billyums posted:

engineered to appeal to foreigners?

Dependent on it.


Raskolnikov2089 posted:


quote:

The general uncertainty as to what is really happening makes it easier to cling to lunatic beliefs. Since nothing is ever quite proved or disproved, the most unmistakable fact can be impudently denied. Moreover, although endlessly brooding on power, victory, defeat, revenge, the nationalist is often somewhat uninterested in what happens in the real world. What he wants is to feel that his own unit is getting the better of some other unit, and he can more easily do this by scoring off an adversary than by examining the facts to see whether they support him.

Man that is a loving boss quote, thank you.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

fuckingtest posted:

5'11" 280 LBS.



he's over 280, right?

gently caress I need to hit the gym.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Easy to remember

____E
____R
____I
STANK

CHOAD
____O
____N
____J
____R

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Easy to remember

____E
____R
____I
STANK

CHOAD
____O
____N
____J
____R


:mad:

Don Jr. is Stank because he smells like poo poo and Eric is Chode because he wouldn't stop calling other people chodes and then his friends started calling him a chode

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Well then I guess it isn't easy to remember

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Froghammer posted:

*bursts into the thread*

GUYS GUYS THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO RECAST CANDACE OWENS' CHARACTER ON THE UPCOMING DAILY WIRE PLUS ANIMATED SITCOM MISTER BIRCHUM

Why did they name the main character BRRR, CUM!

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Cat Hassler posted:

lol thinking about whether they’ll do a state funeral for the dumb fat traitorous rapist

They will have to bury him at sea like Osama bin laden

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

kazil posted:

Haljordan rolling in his grave right now

haljordan is not dead, he is working very hard for the trump campaign right now

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



QuarkJets posted:

haljordan is not dead, he is working very hard for the trump campaign right now

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
If his coke habit broke the bank
You're dealing with Stank
If he's on stupid mode
You've got you a Chode

That's how I remember

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


QuarkJets posted:

Why did they name the main character BRRR, CUM!

He's the wood shop teacher

So birch that's a type of wood

Chum, he could be a friend of your are a right wing rear end in a top hat

Wood shop. Wood means boner. And what do boners do

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

tek79 posted:

It all comes down to one thing really: hate

Trump's supporters are joyless, uncreative, lovely people without empathy or any understanding of what it means to be someone different from them. Hate is the only "emotion" they can feel and that's the button Trump pushes. You could put these people in heaven and they'd still find ways to attack other souls for simply existing.

Yeah this is p. much the thesis. Every once in a while I catch a glimpse of Fox and it's tailor-made to keep the viewers angry. Sit in your chair, be mad, and rest assured we'll make THEM suffer.

If I ever age into a bitter, xenophobic old man trapped in a lounger with a scowl on my face while I consume propaganda, I consent to being put out of my misery.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1572043892970725377

Dear lord.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

QuarkJets posted:

haljordan is not dead, he is working very hard for the trump campaign right now

he's up in that window, smiling at us

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

fuckingtest posted:

5'11" 280 LBS.



I did it all for the nussy
(Come on) the nussy
(Come on) so you can take that bussy
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your

notwithoutmyanus fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Mar 24, 2024

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Beefed Owl posted:

They will have to bury him at sea like Osama bin laden

The sea will just return him to Florida.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

I'm terribly sorry for all of you with horrible parents.

I'm glad to say my late mother and my still with us dad have been totally on board for fully automated luxury gay space communism my entire life.

DemihumanResources
Apr 16, 2019

Just let me frob some dang bits already
check out this sweet orb

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

DemihumanResources posted:

check out this sweet orb



what is this orb even for

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

orbing. duh.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Junk posted:

what is this orb even for

emperors transport

rafikki
Mar 8, 2008

I see what you did there. (It's pretty easy, since ducks have a field of vision spanning 340 degrees.)

~SMcD


DemihumanResources posted:

check out this sweet orb



https://youtu.be/Ib2Vl7JEjfc?si=6X57D18APBLxKeDx

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Junk posted:

what is this orb even for

It’s for Donald John Trump to put his absolutely GIANT hands over, duh!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Supreme Court is completely unpredictable



quote:

In 2021, the Coxes’ daughter was removed from their home after multiple reports Mary Cox was verbally and emotionally abusing her daughter. The 16-year-old had developed an eating disorder, the state said, “fueled partly” by her parents’ response to her gender identity.

A judge ordered the teen be removed from her parents’ custody and treated for the eating disorder. All were ordered to participate in family therapy.

While the state dropped allegations of parental abuse, they argued the teen’s eating disorder could go untreated if she were returned to her parents’ custody.

Mary Cox had previously taken her daughter out of school and discontinued therapy addressing her gender dysphoria.

In testimony before the Indiana Senate two years later regarding a bill written to override the state’s ability to remove children in circumstances identical to the Coxes’ case, Mary Cox said she disagreed with the diagnosis of gender dysphoria her daughter received from multiple mental health professionals.

“The parents have the right to exercise their religious beliefs, but they do not have the right to exercise them in a manner that causes physical or emotional harm to [their] child,” the Indiana Court of Appeals wrote in October 2022, after the Coxes lost a case disputing the state’s actions.

Like the U.S. Supreme Court, the Indiana Supreme Court also declined to hear the Coxes’ case.

In a statement following the latest denial, Mary and Jeremy Cox called their child “our son”, and said losing custody because of their beliefs “will stay with us forever.”

“We can’t change the past, but we will continue to fight for a future where parents of faith can raise their children without fear of state officials knocking on their doors,” the Coxes said.

Indiana Attorney General Todd Rokita, who defended the Department of Child Services in the case, said he was “sympathetic” to the Coxes.

“We always protect parental rights and religious liberty. Neither we nor the Indiana courts believe that the State can remove a child because of a parent’s religious beliefs, views about gender identity, or anything of the sort.”

In her public testimony before the Indiana legislature, Mary Cox said her daughter had cut off all contact with her after turning 18.

Here’s hoping Mary lives a life of pain and suffering that does not cease

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DemihumanResources posted:

check out this sweet orb



CAN YOU SEE ME?
CAN YOU BELIEVE ME?

*Dances in Orb

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

DemihumanResources posted:

check out this sweet orb



How in gently caress do you bump that table?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
:orb:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I’m orbin’ in my pants right now!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

kazil posted:

Haljordan rolling in his grave right now

nah he's rolling in a hot dog machine at Circle K

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

Silly Burrito posted:

nah he's rolling in a hot dog machine at Circle K

HalJordan squirming around under the Kwik Mart heatlamps slathered in oil, trying to get his naked body the same burnt hot dog color as trumps face

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Silly Burrito posted:

nah he's rolling in a hot dog machine at Circle K

:trumppop:

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

idiotsavant posted:

HalJordan squirming around under the Kwik Mart heatlamps slathered in oil, trying to get his naked body the same burnt hot dog color as trumps face

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
trumb should ask the judges if he can get "trial by combat"

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