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Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

So was the wife loving guy thing also a fake persona...How deep does this go...? Darkid...2!?

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
me irl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D_ZlhR1oPk

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

God bless

Note Block
May 14, 2007

nothing could fit so perfectly inside




Fun Shoe

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

(chuckles) oh?

oh ho

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

This website rules

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

bwaaahahahaha

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Just so you all know it got funny enough

We got there!!

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012


lol

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Ibram Gaunt posted:

So was the wife loving guy thing also a fake persona...How deep does this go...? Darkid...2!?

A lot of the stories that dude told about his life were pretty wild: there was the Hot Russian(?) Porn Wife, but they also had twin daughters (not that weird, but Internet liars love to put twins in their stories for some reason), plus the wife's teenage brother or cousin was living with them after fleeing Russia to avoid conscription, and also I think the OP claimed to have cancer at some point? Nothing Dark Id-level "this is just John Wick," but a lot of things Internet people fuckin' love to lie about.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Antivehicular posted:

A lot of the stories that dude told about his life were pretty wild: there was the Hot Russian(?) Porn Wife, but they also had twin daughters (not that weird, but Internet liars love to put twins in their stories for some reason), plus the wife's teenage brother or cousin was living with them after fleeing Russia to avoid conscription, and also I think the OP claimed to have cancer at some point? Nothing Dark Id-level "this is just John Wick," but a lot of things Internet people fuckin' love to lie about.

did the wife come into existence after ukraine for maximum attention

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
I'm the jaded plebian at the Colosseum. Brought a tablet to the show to read because I've seen it all before

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
they didnt even use the russian))))) smiley face smh

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

his wife was russian, or kazakh, or a russian who was from kazakhstan, it was kinda unclear sometimes

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Alaois posted:

his wife was russian, or kazakh, or a russian who was from kazakhstan, it was kinda unclear sometimes

his wife borat lol

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

did the wife come into existence after ukraine for maximum attention

poo poo, maybe it was time to retire the EAH posting persona so he could bring in a new one with a Palestinian wife, really ride the zeitgeist

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



He has claimed that goons who subscribed to their only fans or whatever were huge fans of their work. Sometimes he would get into a meltdown because someone made an offhand comment about how America sucks. He also claimed to be a born again orthodox Christian

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

The Saddest Rhino posted:

He has claimed that goons who subscribed to their only fans or whatever were huge fans of their work. Sometimes he would get into a meltdown because someone made an offhand comment about how America sucks. He also claimed to be a born again orthodox Christian

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

The Saddest Rhino posted:

He has claimed that goons who subscribed to their only fans or whatever were huge fans of their work. Sometimes he would get into a meltdown because someone made an offhand comment about how America sucks. He also claimed to be a born again orthodox Christian

But talked about being Jewish on his previous account, Vintage Purple

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Fluffdaddy posted:

But talked about being Jewish on his previous account, Vintage Purple

:dudsmile:

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

Oh, and also had terminal cancer?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3529607&pagenumber=112&perpage=40&userid=0#post530149237

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

The Saddest Rhino posted:

He has claimed that goons who subscribed to their only fans or whatever were huge fans of their work. Sometimes he would get into a meltdown because someone made an offhand comment about how America sucks. He also claimed to be a born again orthodox Christian

DISCLAIMER: ACTIONS DEPICTED IN THESE VIDEOS ARE FOR PROCREATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

drat that's a deep rabbit hole

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

that dude jacked off to some porno and then logged on to this website to post it and say it was him and his wife

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Alaois posted:

that dude jacked off to some porno and then logged on to this website to post it and say it was him and his wife

jealous you didnt think of it first

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Terminal cancer survivor, porno actor, pregnant woman...a person of many talents

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Yeah I remember seeing that cancer thing and going "hmm that seems suspicious" but this was before TheDarkId so I didn't say anything.

Fluffdaddy posted:

But talked about being Jewish on his previous account, Vintage Purple

He claimed to be Ashkenazi French as Edgar Allen Ho as well.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










TheDarkEd

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Antivehicular posted:

A lot of the stories that dude told about his life were pretty wild: there was the Hot Russian(?) Porn Wife, but they also had twin daughters (not that weird, but Internet liars love to put twins in their stories for some reason), plus the wife's teenage brother or cousin was living with them after fleeing Russia to avoid conscription, and also I think the OP claimed to have cancer at some point? Nothing Dark Id-level "this is just John Wick," but a lot of things Internet people fuckin' love to lie about.

Wife was from Kazakhstan. Edgar Allan Ho was a French speaker from New Orleans I believe who would often post in map threads about France or Quebec

They then began posting a lot about kazakh culture and language with their Kazakh wife and they moved to Kazakhstan.

The person who avoided conscription was I believe their nephew who fled to Kazakhstan and lived with them. They were a p big regular in the D&D map thread where most of this lore was being mentioned

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

sebmojo posted:

TheDarkEd

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be

sebmojo posted:

TheDarkEd

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Wife was from Kazakhstan. Edgar Allan Ho was a French speaker from New Orleans I believe who would often post in map threads about France or Quebec

They then began posting a lot about kazakh culture and language with their wife and they moved to Kazakhstan.

The person who avoided conscription was I believe their nephew who fled to Kazakhstan and lived with them. They were a p big regular in the D&D map thread where most of this lore was being mentioned

lol he picked kazakhstan because of borat guaranteed

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
aimed a bit lower than the other guy but still pretty unbelievable

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

sebmojo posted:

TheDarkEd

fuckin lmao

also I got a sixer for calling him out yesterday which I frankly deserved but still, lmao

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


16-bit Butt-Head posted:

lol he picked kazakhstan because of borat guaranteed

I mean this was in the map thread where language stuff comes up pretty regularly and it’s D&d so there’s usually knowledge behind it. I don’t know enough about that sort of thing to call bs either way but it seemed pretty well-researched at a glance.

If they were bullshitting they were going deep into the Kazakh research

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Done in because he likes warhammer too much

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once
seb sucks for not even bothering to check lol

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I've got a tripple whammy of BPD, alcoholism, and PTSD, and one of the things that's still hard to navigate is recognizing that I shouldn't feel bad about myself because of my formerly-untreated issues, but also, the people who I lose contact with because I was an unstable rear end in a top hat also deserve to be free of my toxicity and prolly won't come back. I was in fact an rear end in a top hat, and the only thing I can do is move forward and not treat new friends and loved ones the way I treated the people I hurt.

Also it's rough but necessary to internalize "the person your lost loved ones liked was the real you, the person they hated was drunk untreated rear end you. Which you do you want to be?"

Spanish Manlove posted:

I have dptsd, alcoholism, bpd, autism, schizophrenia, narcolepsy, foot in mouth disease, triskaidekaphobia, Lou Bega's disease, dwarfism, triple dick syndrome, Benjamin buttonism, Alzheimer's, butt poop idiot disorder, cognitive impairment, subtractive congunctivitis, antidisestablishmentarianism, full frontal lobotomy reconstruction, meneires disease, toxic shock syndrome, dorsal knee psoriasis, hammer smashed face, odd/even osteoporosis, impartial ibs, asthma in one nostril, and diabetes but my handlers are trying to walk me through trying not to be a burden on my friends and family.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

sebmojo posted:

TheDarkEd

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.



I replayed the first level of psychonauts for the umpteenth time today and man I want to play this level

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The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

why does this keep happening lol whats going on is something in the drinking water
Meltdown May March coming to its usual apotheosis.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Terminal cancer survivor, porno actor, pregnant woman...a person of many talents
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin it in Texas.

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