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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Aplease don't post the hundreds of clips of me bragging about Ted Turners money and how I used it to run a sandbox including spending 30000 on a helicopter video of the Filthy Animals burying Ric Flair in the desert.

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



The dude ran PPVs where they made zero gate money because Hogan and him like motorcycles

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Duke Pukem posted:

The dude ran PPVs where they made zero gate money because Hogan and him like motorcycles

attended by the hell's angels and other racist bikers that made the wrestlers feel unsafe lol

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the vince russo podcast where he says bro a lot and demands tony hire him right now

vince russo's pitch book just a single page that says "make it 1998 again through magic"

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Let's be extremely generous and say that Eric Bischoff can be considered a successful booker of WCW from the date that Scott Hall debuted, until Bischoff was removed from power in September 1999.

1201 days between May 27 1996 and Sept. 10, 1999.

Dynamite debuted Oct. 2, 2019. It is March 23rd, 2024.

1634 days

Tony took a company that did not exist and has had it on TV and selling payperviews for the entire length of time that Bisch could have been considered remotely actually successful, and then some.

Eric should stick to worrying about wife swapping and motorcycles

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
I don’t think anything after the Fingerpoke can really count as “successful” as the next nine months were Bischoff throwing poo poo at the wall to try to get back on top of Raw.

Man had one good storyline – the nWo – and ran it into the ground at Starrcade ‘97.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/OsheaJacksonJr/status/1771726868523200685

https://twitter.com/Rosenbergradio/status/1771707010557321621

https://twitter.com/Rosenbergradio/status/1771710364327051580

The WWE Universe is fighting :(

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Bischoff, as always, is just mad he is not getting paid to play in the sandbox.

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
Eric was fine collecting an AEW paycheck doing that Orange Cassidy debate skit, what changed?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

TelevisedInsanity posted:

Eric was fine collecting an AEW paycheck doing that Orange Cassidy debate skit, what changed?

the check bounced

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKdJ6DnPhzk

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

bischoff named his podcast 83 weeks

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

TelevisedInsanity posted:

Eric was fine collecting an AEW paycheck doing that Orange Cassidy debate skit, what changed?

the actual scuttlebutt is that he legitimately thought that was basically an audition to him being an onscreen talent ala Tully Blanchard. when he found out that no he was a one off to get a quick pop and then shuffle back into the dustbin of history he got extremely pissed and promptly hopped a ride on the AEW Hate Grift Express.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

bischoff named his podcast 83 weeks

guy who peaked on the high school football team starting a podcast to discuss that time period of his life

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



This guy gets more views

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Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Bischoff had like, three separate AEW appearances, each one meant to gently caress with Jericho in new and exciting ways. If he had kept his mouth shut and played nice he'd probably still get to show up.

Like that's the thing these dumbasses don't get. TK is more than happy to throw money at veterans and legends of the business to come make appearances as long as they're not making GBS threads all over the place.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/moviemarvin/status/1771592325895979406?s=46

Coming Tuesday: the first podcast you can smell.

Quid
Jul 19, 2006
I guess 100% of $0 is technically "a percentage"

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
So the puppeteer is just going to hold his arm up to prop the Mr. Floppy from Unhappily Ever After into a webcam for the zoom call "podcast" for the hour?

why not just get on camera at this point, if we're just getting lazy.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

bischoff named his podcast 83 weeks

And he barely remembers a single one of them.

Takuan
May 6, 2007


What I don't understand about the puppet is why it's wearing eye shadow.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

So he doesn't have to modify the puppet if he decides to make an Onlyfans

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://x.com/willrodney736/status/1771891546230558980?s=20

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


...so pay people and maybe they won't?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Vince Russo lives in his wife's attic.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

coconono posted:

Vince Russo lives in his wife's attic.

jealous?

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Peter Rosenberg is the ultra dorky rear end in a top hat who used to do pre-payperview things for wwe and would get dunked on endlessly by Bradshaw and booker, right?

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

coconono posted:

Vince Russo lives in his wife's attic.

Jim Cornette sits in the cuck chair in his wife’s bedroom.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

rotinaj posted:

Peter Rosenberg is the ultra dorky rear end in a top hat who used to do pre-payperview things for wwe and would get dunked on endlessly by Bradshaw and booker, right?

Yes and the rumour was that he was paying wwe for the privilege

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Lamuella posted:

This guy gets more views



I looked this up and was not disappointed

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lamuella posted:

This guy gets more views



i mean, that seems unfair to put against Russo that man deserves all the views he can get. Food youtube owns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFViLPejrPw

for the sumo bros and sisters

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

vince russo would claim to make you a hamburger but serve you a hot dog instead. swerved :smugdon:

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
At Vince Russo's restaurant you can never finish your dish cause every 30 seconds someone runs in and slaps the fork out of your hand and then it randomly cuts to a female staff member being sexually menaced in the kitchen because nobody goes to restaurants for Food they want STORIES.

And then Russo awards the dish to himself for no good reason.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

russo refusing to serve non-white customers because only white people eat at restaurants, bro

Parallax
Jan 14, 2006

If you want your meal you gotta get it off the top of a pole

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

russo refusing to serve non-white customers because only white people eat at restaurants, bro

More like Russo refusing to serve anything that isn't white Anglo American. American people don't want Japanese or Mexican food.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Lid posted:

More like Russo refusing to serve anything that isn't white Anglo American. American people don't want Japanese or Mexican food.

you want tacos, go to an izakaya!

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Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
We've basically just described Cheesecake Factory at this point

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