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Non Compos Mentis posted:ancient greek name pter Pterohelic dude!
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:38 |
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What if the drone is on a conveyor belt?
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 07:44 |
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Ashcans posted:There’s optimism, and then there is whatever this is No smooth sailing for that boat.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 09:33 |
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Steamboat Willie is already pretty much a perfect classic, we don't need any loving kooky modern adaptations!
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 10:13 |
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Now he's rolling in the deep.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 10:36 |
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Sacrificing a roller to Neptune like that is how you guarantee smooth sailing
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 12:11 |
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(they parked on top of an underground public urinal that is only raised on weekend nights to stop drunk people from peeing everywhere) spechtie has a new favorite as of 14:29 on Mar 24, 2024 |
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spechtie posted:(they parked on top of an underground public urinal that is only raised on weekend nights to stop drunk people from peeing everywhere) That’s some sci fi poo poo
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 15:16 |
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Some worker was crushed to death while performing maintenance work on one of those in London which is certainly a way to go I imagine in normal use there's a bunch of failsafes on them to prevent this happening but imagining being pissed and trying to take a leak then the hydraulics failing and getting cocooned in a smelly piss hole is loving terrifying
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spechtie posted:
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FreudianSlippers posted:Fun fact: that's not fun, it's stupid. Language is stupid.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 15:27 |
Jen heir rick posted:that's not fun, it's stupid. Language is stupid.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 15:37 |
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Jen heir rick posted:that's not fun, it's stupid. Language is stupid. its like a conspiracy, all the people that make me angry use it
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 15:37 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:That’s some sci fi poo poo I love that we do this poo poo instead of curing the sick, feeding the hungry and going to the stars. loving dumbass idiot species. Look at the piss boner erecting from the ground, I think as I die from a fentanyl inflicted gunshot
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 16:02 |
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Butterfly Valley posted:
We call that "The Berlin Sarcophagus"
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 16:08 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I love that we do this poo poo instead of curing the sick, feeding the hungry and going to the stars. loving dumbass idiot species. Look at the piss boner erecting from the ground, I think as I die from a fentanyl inflicted gunshot I feel like the folks working on the retractable urinal are probably not the same guys working on curing cancer. Like if you pulled them off project pisser-b-gone I dont think we'd solve world hunger or get to mars any faster.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 16:09 |
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What if the retractable pisser somehow cures cancer??
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 16:11 |
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Nah, scientists ate like resources in an RTS. You assign them to science, then when that science is built you assign them to another one. It's just a matter of resource allocation that gave us poptarts instead of a pill that makes your dick sing like The Big Boppa.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 16:12 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Fun fact: Like helix and pterydactyl
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spechtie posted:
Dunno about you folks, but I have to pee on weekdays too
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 16:36 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I love that we do this poo poo instead of curing the sick, feeding the hungry and going to the stars. loving dumbass idiot species. Look at the piss boner erecting from the ground, I think as I die from a fentanyl inflicted gunshot I don't think you have to worry, America would never build something like this. We're perfectly happy to let you die from the fentanyl inflicted gunshot laying in the piss, because anybody who matters would never walk anywhere why would they notice either lol.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 16:44 |
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Mauser posted:Dunno about you folks, but I have to pee on weekdays too Yeah but you're probably sober enough not to piss on the street if you can't find a restroom. Many people walking around after dark on weekends are not.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 17:00 |
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SiKboy posted:I feel like the folks working on the retractable urinal are probably not the same guys working on curing cancer. Like if you pulled them off project pisser-b-gone I dont think we'd solve world hunger or get to mars any faster. i don't think the poster concerned about fixing our actual societal problems is worried about 'getting to mars'
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Flint_Paper posted:a pill that makes your dick sing like The Big Boppa. Is there one that makes it stop?
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 17:31 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Yeah but you're probably sober enough not to piss on the street if you can't find a restroom. What if someone is sober on a weekend? Can they still use it?? Seriously, though... is there is a huge overhead cost to having it open all the time? It's already been built, it's a urinal so not a lot of moving parts to have to repair, no supplies to refill... why can't people piss in it any time they need to? They could have built it more cheaply if they didn't make it retract... so I'm confused as to what problem this contraption is trying to solve vs having restrooms available all the time.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 18:25 |
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Tagra posted:What if someone is sober on a weekend? Can they still use it??
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 18:27 |
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We have them in the town I grew up in. They are great and have helped reduce drunks pissing in shop doorways.Karate Bastard posted:I love that we do this poo poo instead of curing the sick, feeding the hungry and going to the stars. loving dumbass idiot species. Look at the piss boner erecting from the ground, I think as I die from a fentanyl inflicted gunshot Dude it's just a urinal that comes out the ground when someone uses a key. It's really not very complicated or some engineering genius thats taking someone away from going to work at NASA. Tagra posted:What if someone is sober on a weekend? Can they still use it?? During the day there public toilets in the various shopping centres. Those are closed during night. We used to have public toilets but they used to stink of piss and have glass and needles everywhere, they were awful. Mega Comrade has a new favorite as of 18:40 on Mar 24, 2024 |
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Regarde Aduck posted:i don't think the poster concerned about fixing our actual societal problems is worried about 'getting to mars' Dude I'm very much concerned with getting people to Mars. The type of person that wants to go to Mars? Send em. Good god send them, and keep sending them, and good riddance.
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Mega Comrade posted:We have them in the town I grew up in. They are great and have helped reduce drunks pissing in shop doorways. If I built it it'd have hella springs and when you turn the key it sends you to Mars.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 18:38 |
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Ravenfood posted:Not positive but my cynical thought is that it's to prevent homeless people from using it. It's almost certainly this.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 18:45 |
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Tagra posted:Seriously, though... is there is a huge overhead cost to having it open all the time? It's already been built, it's a urinal so not a lot of moving parts to have to repair, no supplies to refill... why can't people piss in it any time they need to? The overhead cost is the physical presence of an open urinal on the street that presumably smells like piss along with the visual of dudes getting their dicks out to use it. Edit: I'm all for public toilets but if you're building something for everyone then it's going to take up a whole lot more real estate and require cubicles for those who need to sit down to piss. The pop-up-pisser is aimed at a very specific target audience. Butterfly Valley has a new favorite as of 18:47 on Mar 24, 2024 |
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Feed billionaires to the piss tombs, shoot them to Mars
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 19:00 |
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how long after the first one was built did it take for a guy to walk up and start washing his hands with the urinal puck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQthwyF2LqY
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 19:09 |
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spechtie posted:
Aha, I've been wondering what these are for
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 19:11 |
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spechtie posted:
Elias_Maluco posted:That’s some sci fi poo poo Underground urinals that only appear when a % of the public is drunk is loving aces.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 20:13 |
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Underground urinals that only appear when a % of the public is drunk is loving aces. Imagine falling asleep while pissing in one and it gets lowered into the ground
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 20:16 |
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That's one way into Neverwhere
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 20:19 |
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Nenonen posted:Imagine falling asleep while pissing in one and it gets lowered into the ground You have to join the Foot Clan and learn to skateboard and smoke cigarettes.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 20:23 |
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Do bars or the places that these people got drunk at not have their own bathrooms? I can't say I've ever been out drinking at a place without one. It's probably law. This is very strange to me. My city is only about 100,000 people but we've never had a public urination problem necessitating a (I'd imagine very expensive) retractable device that hides in the sidewalk 5 days a week. They need maintenance just like any other porta potty but with a higher skill level to fix. I've been in NYC and Chicago and other massive cities out drinking at night and I can't say I've seen people openly pissing on the streets. Maybe it's a European thing. It's just so to me.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 22:01 |
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Yes bars have bathrooms obviously. But you're done drinking or just moving going to a different palce, and need to pee out the beer so... I've never seen anyone pissing just in the middle of a downtown street (might be just luck) but quiet residential areas or parks, sure. https://i.imgur.com/CltYzCP.mp4
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