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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Edward Mass posted:

It’s worse than that, because the whole point of this merger is for Trump to cash out when the stock price hits the number. People are being told this is insider trading before they can invest! It’s a political donation without the dignity, how many people would sign up for that?

The funniest outcome would be that the SEC freezes the whole thing for price manipulation and/or false accounting before he can sell the stock.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

The funniest outcome would be that the SEC freezes the whole thing for price manipulation and/or false accounting before he can sell the stock.

The price was PERFECT! Many are saying they've never seen such a beautiful price!

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

The funniest outcome would be that the SEC freezes the whole thing for price manipulation and/or false accounting before he can sell the stock.

It was already held up for a few years. This whole thing started in 2021. They were investigated by the SEC and had to pay a fine!

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

The funniest outcome would be that the SEC freezes the whole thing for price manipulation and/or false accounting before he can sell the stock.

Tell me, if you were a hostile foreign national government how would you bribe Trump so that it looks legal?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_World_Acquisition_Corp

quote:

DWAC was created with the help of ARC Capital, a Shanghai-based firm specializing in listing Chinese companies on American stock markets that has been a target of U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) investigations for misrepresenting shell corporations.[3][4][5] Some investors were surprised to learn that their investment money was being used to finance a Trump company.[6] In 2021, the DWAC Trump venture was linked with another company, China Yunhong Holdings, based in Wuhan, Hubei,[7][8] until its lead banker who was running the merger promised to sever ties with China in December 2021, stating that Yunhong was to "dissolve and liquidate".[9][10] In February 2022, Reuters reported that the connection between Shanghai-based ARC Capital and Digital World was more extensive than thought, with ARC having offered money to get the SPAC off the ground.[10]

Funnier would be FBI arrests the whole lot of them for espionage.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

So what does property seizure actually look like on this scale? Are they just going to put a chain on the doors to the golf clubhouse? Does everybody in 40 Wall Street have to stand outside on the sidewalk?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Hard to say. This is unprecedented in scale and scope.

The name to watch, though, is Barbara Jones. Come tomorrow, the Org has to open their books to her. Not that they will comply 100%, at least, not immediately - but I suspect we're in for some major revelations.

While it'll cut into the LOLfest/testicle launches, I wouldn't be surprised if there are no performative chainings/repossessions next week. It's going to happen no matter what, eventually; why inflame the morons if you don't have to?

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



I imagine that a normal property seizure by the courts is an attorney showing up with a massive pile of boring yet absolutely terrifying and miserable paperwork. Maybe cops showing up as well to put some locks on the door and make sure nothing's stolen before it can be sorted through.

Trump and his ilk will absolutely make everything a stupid drama fest.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

When federal agents showed up to seize documents from trump’s office in the 80s, it was either for the casino or the civil rights lawsuit iirc, trump told the press that the agents had burst in waving guns when they had called to schedule an appointment days beforehand.

This asset forfeiture process is going to be amazing.

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

Alkydere posted:

I imagine that a normal property seizure by the courts is an attorney showing up with a massive pile of boring yet absolutely terrifying and miserable paperwork. Maybe cops showing up as well to put some locks on the door and make sure nothing's stolen before it can be sorted through.

Trump and his ilk will absolutely make everything a stupid drama fest.

I would pay to see DJT, Ivanka, Don Jr and Eric chain themselves to the front doors as if they were trying to save a 500 year old oak.

Jesus III
May 23, 2007
The buildings magically disappear and Trump's face turns red and he poops his pants is what the cartoon version in my brain says happens. I hope I won't be disappointed.

Tuna-Fish
Sep 13, 2017

mdemone posted:

So what does property seizure actually look like on this scale? Are they just going to put a chain on the doors to the golf clubhouse? Does everybody in 40 Wall Street have to stand outside on the sidewalk?

I would expect that if the properties have current tenants, the government wants to minimize disruption to them to maximize sale price of the asset. I think what happens is just a whole bunch of lawyers contact the tenants and tell them to switch the accounts they pay rent to.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

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Pillbug

Tuna-Fish posted:

I would expect that if the properties have current tenants, the government wants to minimize disruption to them to maximize sale price of the asset. I think what happens is just a whole bunch of lawyers contact the tenants and tell them to switch the accounts they pay rent to.

Yeah, seizing a property from a landlord is inherently less dramatic than evicting a tenant/homeowner since it's just about changing where the money flows.

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

Tuna-Fish posted:

I would expect that if the properties have current tenants, the government wants to minimize disruption to them to maximize sale price of the asset. I think what happens is just a whole bunch of lawyers contact the tenants and tell them to switch the accounts they pay rent to.

I think its going to be more of a disruption than that. Contracts for building support staff are going to have to be amended, security staff, cleaning staff and the like. Trump org will immediately stop payment on any services, so bathrooms won't get cleaned and trash won't get taken out. It will take a week for things to get figured out, but in the mean time the place is going to be kinda nasty. I'd expect any commercial tenants there are going to be working from home that week :D

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

mdemone posted:

So what does property seizure actually look like on this scale? Are they just going to put a chain on the doors to the golf clubhouse? Does everybody in 40 Wall Street have to stand outside on the sidewalk?

I think that the first salvo has to be frozen bank accounts? It’s the simplest and most straight forward thing and it doesn’t involve Trump at all really.

“Dear bank officer, pursuant to court order X and legal authority Y hold all assets in the following numbered accounts until further order.

L James”

Then the state accountants go through it all to decide how much of the fine can be paid directly from those accounts. Meanwhile Trumps creditors probably do something to try and keep some amount of money going to them but they may get told to wait? I think that would have to happen before any property seizure because how else do you know what to seize?

Property seizure is likely just a court order to change the name on the deed to “The State of New York” to the clerk. The state probably can’t seize more than they are owed though? So, I think that will have to happen sequentially with properties being seized, evaluated and auctioned one by one?

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

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I think 40 Wall Street is first, cuz she can see it from her office window.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Jesus III posted:

The buildings magically disappear and Trump's face turns red and he poops his pants is what the cartoon version in my brain says happens. I hope I won't be disappointed.

While Trump is out front arguing with James, a helicopter flies over and steals the golf course with a grappling hook

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

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It would be funny if the buyer of one of his golf courses renames it the Obama golf course.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

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red19fire posted:

When federal agents showed up to seize documents from trump’s office in the 80s, it was either for the casino or the civil rights lawsuit iirc, trump told the press that the agents had burst in waving guns when they had called to schedule an appointment days beforehand.

If I were seizing things from Trump, I would definitely arrive for my appointment at the scheduled time, waving a firearm.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Lammasu posted:

It would be funny if the buyer of one of his golf courses renames it the Obama golf course.

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Cimber
Feb 3, 2014
I think we all should be prepared for tomorrow to be anti climatic. At most we'll hear that bank accounts were seized but we won't know if there was enough money or if he moved money out suddenly to offshore accounts. (Though if he did that I would expect arrest warrents).

Don't expect to see any videos of padlocked doors.

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

He does have a private residence out in the country in New York that they can seize. That would be fairly dramatic.

https://www.trumpinternationalrealty.com/property-portfolio/seven-springs

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014
Yeah, though they want to go for real estate last just because it's a pain in the rear end to auction off. The'll go after his bank accounts first, then start snagging stuff to auction off 60 days after tomorrow.

I wonder if the RNC would buy up Seven Springs at auction

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

Whoever buys his property will have to spend a fortune in deep-cleaning.

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

Lammasu posted:

It would be funny if the buyer of one of his golf courses renames it the Obama golf course.

Re-name Trump Tower to E Jean Carroll Tower.

The majority of Trump's properties are probably mortgaged to the hilt. Working out how much (or how little) of each property Trump actually owns and who the rest belongs to is probably going to be a big job. Finding properties unencumbered enough to actually be worth seizing might be half the challenge.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


They're also going to be mortgaged at inflated values which is going to be funny when they're forced to sell and nobody wants to pay the list price.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
My long-held suspicion is that some of his buildings are (fraudulently) being used as collateral for multiple loans, and the state's unwinding of his real estate empire will reveal this, and then a whole new shitstorm will kick off.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
I would have accepted air stikres or the Independece Day UFO laser.

Pappyland
Jun 17, 2004

There's no limit to your imagination!
College Slice
I’m banking that he’ll still have a large set of bonds worked out for by end of day tomorrow.

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

FMguru posted:

My long-held suspicion is that some of his buildings are (fraudulently) being used as collateral for multiple loans, and the state's unwinding of his real estate empire will reveal this, and then a whole new shitstorm will kick off.
Very likely. Wonder what happens if the government goes well we took all of your poo poo and your debt still isn't settled because holy poo poo do a lot of your properties have a negative value. I'm guessing it's that the loan collection gets to get in a long line that the government's in the front of.

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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

The Islamic Shock posted:

Very likely. Wonder what happens if the government goes well we took all of your poo poo and your debt still isn't settled because holy poo poo do a lot of your properties have a negative value. I'm guessing it's that the loan collection gets to get in a long line that the government's in the front of.

We discussed this at some point upthread and apparently the sort of debts Trump has accrued in these cases don't have any special priority.

So I believe that means Letitia James gets to keep condemning things till she's paid, even though other parties may get paid first on each forced sale.

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

We discussed this at some point upthread and apparently the sort of debts Trump has accrued in these cases don't have any special priority.

So I believe that means Letitia James gets to keep condemning things till she's paid, even though other parties may get paid first on each forced sale.

Yeah, as I understand it the fact that NY State took his mortgaged property to pay of fines doesn't get him off the hook for paying the mortgage. Though I'm sure his lenders won't be too happy about the loan suddenly turning unsecured.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Cimber posted:

Yeah, as I understand it the fact that NY State took his mortgaged property to pay of fines doesn't get him off the hook for paying the mortgage. Though I'm sure his lenders won't be too happy about the loan suddenly turning unsecured.

Just wait until we find out his loan terms require him to put more collateral up when the real valuations are done.

Ulf
Jul 15, 2001

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Cimber posted:

I think we all should be prepared for tomorrow to be anti climatic.

The most that I’m looking for tomorrow is some official statement from NY confirming that the deadline has passed, confirming whether the bond was or was not posted, and maybe even confirming whether NY is moving forward on whatever plan they have.

Speculation from this thread is good and all but I’m looking forward to anchoring my reality with some primary sources. Especially given some mutually contradictory claims that have come out from Trump and his legal team on the past week.

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

Ulf posted:

The most that I’m looking for tomorrow is some official statement from NY confirming that the deadline has passed, confirming whether the bond was or was not posted, and maybe even confirming whether NY is moving forward on whatever plan they have.

Speculation from this thread is good and all but I’m looking forward to anchoring my reality with some primary sources. Especially given some mutually contradictory claims that have come out from Trump and his legal team on the past week.

I am also girding my loins for the statement that he's pulled a rabbit out of his rear end at the last minute and secured a bond.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

How does something like this (whatever the decision is) not leak?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


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We regret to inform you that Donald Trump has wriggled out of yet another jam.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Shammypants posted:

How does something like this (whatever the decision is) not leak?

For deadline stuff, from what I understand, they have until the very last minute or the morning of, and the vast majority of the time everyone just does whatever they're gonna do at the last minute by default.

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Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
rofl i didnt realize jury selection starts tomorrow

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Pappyland posted:

I’m banking that he’ll still have a large set of bonds worked out for by end of day tomorrow.

I assume the deadline is EOB/5:00pm ET, correct? No one's said what the deadline is but you figure it's either end of the business day or midnight.

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Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

rofl i didnt realize jury selection starts tomorrow

Isn’t the judge considering a motion to postpone because the feds were slow to provide discovery?

Marchant could deny it, probably reasonably, but that seems like a problem for the inevitable appeal that you can just avoid.

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