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brodie0
Jul 28, 2008

Taeke posted:

I've heard that even if it's a sick ostrich it takes two people.

Allegedly

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

The middle frame is where my buddy shot himself in the hand with a narrow crown staple because he was "distracted". Tight skirts are not OSHA.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/L1aY4lJ.mp4

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

I would just zip tie the legs and the neck together.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbE3k9LG9A&t=2s

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.




Some squirrel's been busy.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Meter maids are weird now that everyone's gone cashless.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!
Thought the waste pipe my washing machine feeds into was blocked, but no its the drain the washing machine sits on in my conservatory blocked because sewage started oozing up out of it and everything smells of poo poo. 9am tomorrow cant loving get here soon enough.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




I thought the next post would be the microwave tower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZkAP-CQlhA

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Fumble posted:

Thought the waste pipe my washing machine feeds into was blocked, but no its the drain the washing machine sits on in my conservatory blocked because sewage started oozing up out of it and everything smells of poo poo. 9am tomorrow cant loving get here soon enough.

are you sure it isn't your posts being misrouted

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/w4XdObj.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/hA32nEl.mp4

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

PainterofCrap posted:

I thought the next post would be the microwave tower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZkAP-CQlhA

That's nuts.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/w4XdObj.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/hA32nEl.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/BEmQN8X.mp4

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

God isn't watching you... but I am!

There was a goon long ago who could have benefited from that information.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81



At least this guy knew why he was staying behind when the alarm went off. It is distressingly common at work to get calls from building occupiers going "the fire alarm is going off, what should I do??" like we don't have it in the handbook and on the notices in every hallway on every floor and as part of the fire drills we do regularly and also basic common sense.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

If I counted the number of times I was the only person to leave a commercial or industrial building during a fire alarm I'd run out of fingers

yummycheese
Mar 28, 2004

shame on an IGA posted:

If I counted the number of times I was the only person to leave a commercial or industrial building during a fire alarm I'd run out of fingers

yep. I worked in a large datacenter for a long time. a 10 megawatt facility. if something went wrong there it went bad fast. and yet…. every time the fire alarm went off. people just shrugged their shoulders and figured it was the construction teams again.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/Xz1WtAe.mp4

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Vile_Nihlist666 posted:

There was a goon long ago who could have benefited from that information.

i mean, the rake saved him. the ostrich was really the one who would have benefitted.

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006


HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/w4XdObj.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/hA32nEl.mp4

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/XhrtVD8.mp4

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sav1x0tXIV1s1ddrj.mp4

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

THOSE BOARDS DON'T GO ON WATER

unless you have...........POWER

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

:stare:

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


Driving backwards that fast on a road that narrow is pretty dangerous.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Staying put is probably moreso! I appreciate that he keeps going even after the initial slide is past. Don’t stop, buddy, reverse that thing all the way home.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4baxKyxEoh8

Morning commute is getting ridiculous.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Choose your fighter

https://i.imgur.com/ILqZaA3.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/5GMpbpg.mp4

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sae86sDJqs1yzbs45.mp4

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Bad Munki posted:

Choose your fighter

hard choice, i'm a big fan of both

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Kith posted:

hard choice, i'm a big fan of both

Well one is a blender so it sounds like you’ve made your choice.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


that spin on things has really blown me away, can't believe you'd cut down my options like that

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Yes, I’m a pure a-hole

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Wow, close call. Good thing she missed.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fgXCgt9vJc

whew, I made it, if I put e: first noone will notice I accidentally pressed reply instead of edit.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



lol.

There's no defense against las chanclas.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/9zJZh8s.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ILqZaA3.mp4

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BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019


There is something amazingly satisfying about them having a lookout to make sure it's clear to glide

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