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White dress shirt is a bad friend and should get his rear end kicked pronto e: sorry i went looking for a good gif on imgur to make up for this awful snipe, but I got lost in a Redhead Monday post 😍 Sywert of Thieves has a new favorite as of 18:53 on Mar 25, 2024 |
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Sywert of Thieves posted:White dress shirt is a bad friend and should get his rear end kicked pronto Or jumping dude is being an abnoxious piece of poo poo and white shirt dude is a hero.
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Mar 25, 2024 18:08
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Nah it looks like the jump was a planned thing they dared him to do or something
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Mar 25, 2024 18:10
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Nah it looks like the jump was a planned thing they dared him to do or something Yea. Goading a drunk rear end in a top hat into hurting himself is a thing that happens in bars.
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Mar 25, 2024 18:12
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Whiteshirt needs to go.
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Mar 25, 2024 18:26
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https://imgur.com/x5GlWae.mp4
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Mar 25, 2024 18:29
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FreudianSlippers posted:Hard to tell as it was always completely flacid. Which sorta made it more creepy because if you're gonna pull out your cock in public at least have the decency to be erect I say.
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Mar 25, 2024 18:29
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Ommin posted:Flaccid is more funny. Erect is aggressive. Depends on the googly eye situation
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Mar 25, 2024 18:32
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Is imgur dying or is something here? Lately I often get an error from imgur videos and images here in SA
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Mar 25, 2024 18:47
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https://twitter.com/upholdreality/status/1771562067494830531 "Kamala Harris mindlessly dances to song protesting her visit to US colony of Puerto Rico, stops clapping once her aide translates it." quote:"We want to know, Kamala
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Mar 25, 2024 18:48
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Elias_Maluco posted:Is imgur dying or is something here? Lately I often get an error from imgur videos and images here in SA ENSHITTIFICATION COMMENCED BESHITTING... BESHITTENING...
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Mar 25, 2024 19:19
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Pennywise the Frown posted:personal schad: in boot camp I had to piss the worst I've ever had to in my entire life and I asked to use the bathroom and the DI said no and I had to continue with my 3 mile run for the PT test. Fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk did that suck. I didn't piss myself but I was constantly looking for a bush to jump behind or something but the DIs were running with us so I couldn't. Why didn't you just piss before going for a run? This is very strange to me. Maybe it's an American thing. It's just so  to me.
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Mar 25, 2024 20:11
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Pennywise the Frown posted:in boot camp Here's the part that explains Penny's specific timing issue
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Mar 25, 2024 20:14
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Soul Dentist posted:Here's the part that explains Penny's specific timing issue Woosh
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Mar 25, 2024 20:17
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Piss on the DI. Problem solved.
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Mar 25, 2024 20:19
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Yeah they had an opportunity to establish dominance and should've taken it.
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Mar 25, 2024 20:31
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Ommin posted:I feel like NOT pissing anywhere you like is a relatively new human concept. But what gets to me in all this, is why are they pissing in doorways and poo poo. That's just rude. How difficult is it to find some greenery somewhere? Return it to nature. Yeah, in Versailles during the reign of Louis XIV people would just poo poo in random corners.
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Mar 25, 2024 20:32
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Air Skwirl posted:Yeah, in Versailles during the reign of Louis XIV people would just poo poo in random corners. I would just go in the drawers of the nearest commode
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Mar 25, 2024 20:36
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Would you have been smoked by your DIs if you had just pissed your pants while running? It's probably some violation of dress & deportment rules but if I were in your position I'd have used the lingo like "the candidate requests permission to urinate in my pants, Sergeant" and then just gone for it regardless of the answer. Power move. Kind of like the 'any answer the recruit gives is wrong' scene from Jarhead. IDK much about Army culture but I feel like if you did it right you'd be a legend.FreudianSlippers posted:Though he also had a tendency to pull out his dick at random when drunk. Never called attention to it or anything, just standing in line for the club or even standing by the bar and suddenly he'd have his cock out. I had this very basic digital camera when I was like 19 (a Nikon CoolPix I think) and I'd shoot pics at a bunch of house parties I hosted around that time. One jam I threw, the camera went missing. When I found it the next day, it had pictures on it of three dudes' ballsacks. It looked like they huddled up, pulled their nuts out of their flies and held them in their fists, got them all real close together and shot the picture from head height at a downward angle. It was hilarious.
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Mar 25, 2024 20:46
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Air Skwirl posted:Yeah, in Versailles during the reign of Louis XIV people would just poo poo in random corners. That's what I do when I visit Mar a Lago.
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Mar 25, 2024 20:46
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Gargamel Gibson posted:Why didn't you just piss before going for a run? A lot of people end up eternal children and only think to have a pee when they're really really feeling it. They never pre-pee before going out and doing something.
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Mar 25, 2024 20:48
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Mister Speaker posted:Would you have been smoked by your DIs if you had just pissed your pants while running? Depends, no pun intended—but the answer is yes. Situationally they would still have considered it and, though a highly bruised ego and an AMAZING nickname would forever follow suit your whole career, during a run like this probably nothing to kick you out. Pissing a bed and other similar actions is an immediate discharge, though. If you can’t control bodily functions you probably have a neurological or psychological disorder and that’s a big red flag.
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Mar 25, 2024 21:18
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Mister Speaker posted:Would you have been smoked by your DIs if you had just pissed your pants while running? It would have been very bad. They don't need an excuse to gently caress you up so when you give them one they gently caress you up 10 times worse. edit: here's a funny video https://i.imgur.com/T9vvJGK_lq.mp4
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Mar 25, 2024 21:23
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Baronjutter posted:A lot of people end up eternal children and only think to have a pee when they're really really feeling it. They never pre-pee before going out and doing something. I take a piss in the morning. I take a piss at night. I take a piss in the afternoon; it makes me feel alright. I take a piss in times of peace, I piss in times of war. I take a piss before I take a piss, and then I piss some more.
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Mar 25, 2024 21:24
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Some pretty bad engineering. https://i.imgur.com/iKWoHP5_lq.mp4
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Mar 25, 2024 21:26
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Mister Speaker posted:I had this very basic digital camera when I was like 19 (a Nikon CoolPix I think) and I'd shoot pics at a bunch of house parties I hosted around that time. One jam I threw, the camera went missing. When I found it the next day, it had pictures on it of three dudes' ballsacks. It looked like they huddled up, pulled their nuts out of their flies and held them in their fists, got them all real close together and shot the picture from head height at a downward angle. It was hilarious. There's a trend here (and I'm sure many places) of sticking disposable cameras on every wedding table for people to capture candid fun photos of the event instead of/on top of the normal posed poo poo. I know one friend was less than pleased when they went to develop the cameras and found that someone had snuck a photo of their balls into almost every camera there
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Mar 25, 2024 21:35
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Pennywise the Frown posted:It would have been very bad. They don't need an excuse to gently caress you up so when you give them one they gently caress you up 10 times worse. i wanted to share this on a discord but every link i tried to grab gave me a 404 what fuckin voodoo is imgur up to e: ah apparently that _lq bit of the url doesn't seem to work if you just open it in the browser. weird.
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Butterfly Valley posted:There's a trend here (and I'm sure many places) of sticking disposable cameras on every wedding table for people to capture candid fun photos of the event instead of/on top of the normal posed poo poo. I know one friend was less than pleased when they went to develop the cameras and found that someone had snuck a photo of their balls into almost every camera there Anyone else remember that goon whose gimmick was hiding their balls in every picture they posted to the forums? God help me I respect that.
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Mar 25, 2024 21:53
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Wayne Gretzky.
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Mar 25, 2024 21:55
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Some pretty bad engineering. That's amazing. The handle on my silicone travel kettle is mounted to the hard base and clicks in to support the top ring. I can only blame myself when I accidentally burn myself in a hotel.
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Mar 25, 2024 22:12
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Butterfly Valley posted:There's a trend here (and I'm sure many places) of sticking disposable cameras on every wedding table for people to capture candid fun photos of the event instead of/on top of the normal posed poo poo. I know one friend was less than pleased when they went to develop the cameras and found that someone had snuck a photo of their balls into almost every camera there That's a risk you run.
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Butterfly Valley posted:There's a trend here (and I'm sure many places) of sticking disposable cameras on every wedding table for people to capture candid fun photos of the event instead of/on top of the normal posed poo poo. I know one friend was less than pleased when they went to develop the cameras and found that someone had snuck a photo of their balls into almost every camera there That's loving hilarious. Someone needs to go CSI and figure out who's balls they are for some public shaming.
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Mar 25, 2024 22:28
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Brawnfire posted:I would just go in the drawers of the nearest commode 
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Mar 25, 2024 22:30
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Bondematt posted:That's amazing. I had no idea those things existed. That's pretty bad rear end. This is the first one I googled and yeah, it has the support you mention. https://www.amazon.com/Ultrathin-Upgraded-Silicone-Protection-Separable/dp/B07PRGXQBS?th=1
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Mar 25, 2024 23:14
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dialhforhero posted:Pissing in pools is a safe and legal thrill. 1 in 5 people agree with you https://www.poolmagazine.com/pool-news/the-dirty-truth-about-public-pools/ https://www.iflscience.com/a-grim-amount-of-people-pee-in-the-pool-heres-why-you-shouldnt-63515
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Mar 25, 2024 23:28
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I had no idea those things existed. That's pretty bad rear end. This is the first one I googled and yeah, it has the support you mention. Just stick one of these in a bottle 
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Mar 25, 2024 23:36
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mobby_6kl posted:Just stick one of these in a bottle That uh, looks a little dangerous.
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Mar 25, 2024 23:55
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mobby_6kl posted:Just stick one of these in a bottle finally a cock cage for me
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mobby_6kl posted:Just stick one of these in a bottle This is too safe. You have to use the kind that use water as a conductor.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:That uh, looks a little dangerous. lol how do you function in the kitchen without a knife?
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