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Vintersorg posted:how old are you Never had a car.
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Vintersorg posted:how old are you so does it work? like we make fun of nerds/men that think they dont need to scrub their lower halves and think that runoff is good enough.
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Mar 25, 2024 20:48
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No touch car washes work kinda meh but usually good enough for just rinsing off road grime. Without scraping up the paint with the spinning bristles and poo poo. The real benefit for these car washes is that they are usually required to reclaim a certain percentage of the water used, filter and reuse so it wastes a lot less water than even washing the car at home on your lawn. Best wash options are the powerful spray wands mixed with some good (clean!) washing implements for the soap and scrubbing if required in one of the bays that the drains capture the water runoff for reuse.
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I’d like to know the cross section of the US population in a Venn diagram that: 1. Owns a Tesla, 2. Doesn’t have a house, yard, or easily available hose to wash a car with, and 3. Actually washes their car instead of just letting it get rinsed every time it rains
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Mar 25, 2024 20:57
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You still need to do car washes to wash the undersides in the winter
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 love when a jump that barely makes the car go 1 inch above the ground causes my rear wheels to angle out and not be able to stay straight. that is the kind of reliability i want from my truck when i off-road.
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gay picnic defence posted:Supposedly the new hybrid cars are making GBS threads on battery EVs too, you can run them like a battery EV for short trips but for longer trips you can go much further without recharging/refueling. PhazonLink posted:so does it work? like we make fun of nerds/men that think they dont need to scrub their lower halves and think that runoff is good enough. Not good, not bad: the surface treatments are only superficial. A brush wash can polish waxier things into your coat. The reason this is not good not bad is those waxy brushes are usually where the sticks stones and bolts are glued in and ready to assault your paint job. Either way you are better off heading to the pay and spray to rub wax into your body shirtless than trying to treat it in the machines.
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crispix posted:i like my 2011 automobile which i can clean with a £40 power hose and a big sponge Or not, as I choose! Captain Hygiene posted:I've known a fair number of people who do that, I don't think it's too uncommon. People name Roombas. Definitely no uncommon. We'll anthropomorphize anything. Tai posted:
...huh, I guess the Russian attack was ISIS. Uh, but what the gently caress is a Russian pee pee hoax? limp dick calvin posted:if you believe my dog ran into my truck - Oh, gently caress, someone Tweet that at him in response.
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Mar 25, 2024 21:10
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I assume he’s talking about the piss tape conspiracy that was pretty popular here for a bit
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Catturd, trying to tweet as tears blur his vision, phone in one hand and the other gripping his steering wheel as he spins donuts inside a dog shelter, doppler effect comically accentuating his plaintive scream of WHHHYYYY as pomeranians explode under his screeching tyres
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Mar 25, 2024 21:25
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you can tell cattrud is very proud of the structure of his post. like a highschool student thinking they just invented something completely brand new that never ever happen in like 5 000 years of human canon
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PhazonLink posted:you can tell cattrud is very proud of the structure of his post. like a highschool student thinking they just invented something completely brand new that never ever happen in like 5 000 years of human canon It's probably plagiarized from some other right wing shithead, who plagiarized and modified it from someone who originally made it about a non-shithead subject.
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Mar 25, 2024 21:33
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If you write a tweet with a funny structure that makes people giggle but can't dismiss a vague feeling they've seen it before, .... youuuu might be a
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Whatever happened to catturd1?
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"Actually, X is more popular than ever," I say as I somehow fall on my face and my rear end at the same time
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PhazonLink posted:so does it work? like we make fun of nerds/men that think they dont need to scrub their lower halves and think that runoff is good enough. Does it work? Yes it cleans the dirt, road dust (decently) off of windows, windshields, and body. "We make fun of people who clean with runoff." Yeah but those are people and this is a car. The underside of a car isn't visible, most of it is dirty anyway, and outside of things like road salt and beach water, you don't need to routinely clean the undercarriage. Wheels, rims, different story but presumably you wouldn't be using an auto wash to clean those.
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toggle posted:Whatever happened to catturd1? Run over by a truck
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toggle posted:Whatever happened to catturd1? Catturd2 ran him over
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The Grimace posted:"Actually, X is more popular than ever," I say as I somehow fall on my face and my rear end at the same time You can't seem to stop talking about it so, I'd say via radiation it's definitely more popular than ever
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“The future should look like the 1950s.” Whispers the stolen child.
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Strong Sauce posted:
Why does it look like a burned out husk
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steinrokkan posted:Why does it look like a burned out husk It aspires to be like its creator
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steinrokkan posted:Why does it look like a burned out husk it's called patina and it adds character to the car 
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kazil posted:
quote:Musk's suit, "is so unabashedly and vociferously about one thing that there can be no mistaking that purpose," wrote U.S. District Judge Charles Breyer in his Monday ruling, "This case is about punishing the Defendants for their speech."
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Mar 25, 2024 22:33
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That doesn't sound like Elon Musk ftw, this must be caused by some of those shadow leftists that are still sabotaging the success of X the everything platform and shadow banning my posts
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There's a Deep State within X
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Mar 25, 2024 22:37
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The judge also ordered Musk to pay for their legal fees, because the lawsuit was so egregious
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Avirosb posted:Is that a common thing people do? Naming their car? Careful what you name your car. 
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kazil posted:
It's probably the decades of genocide.
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FlamingLiberal posted:The judge also ordered Musk to pay for their legal fees, because the lawsuit was so egregious iirc that's standard thing for Anti-SLAPP -- if you get dismissed for SLAPP you automatically owe legal fees. because the thing that's lovely about these lawsuits is that you can make people spend money just to defend themselves, so even if they win they lose. so the Anti-SLAPP laws that most states have are just like "have a real case or get rekt" get fuckin rekt, elon
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Klyith posted:iirc that's standard thing for Anti-SLAPP -- if you get dismissed for SLAPP you automatically owe legal fees. also the position that CCDH 'illegally accessed' Twitter code or something is hilarious. They just did a Twitter search. Multiple people replicated this.
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Oh boy! that Judge has done it now. Just wait till Dodge Designer puts them in their place, Grok is going to roast them so hard!
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Elon's moved on to the next lawsuit against pure evil
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Speaking of the hardcore litigation department, what ever happened with the definitely extremely serious gina carano lawsuit against disney
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PoPcornTG posted:Oh boy! that Judge has done it now. Just wait till Dodge Designer puts them in their place, Grok is going to roast them so hard! Oh Judge Breyer, you're like a legal version of a Tesla: you used to be cool, but now you're ruined by being owned by a stupid fat pedo-loving nazi shitboer. ...hang on, the wokes got to Grok again!
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kazil posted:
i don't know why but using canonical instead of just canon here is so upsetting
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StrangersInTheNight posted:i don't know why but using canonical instead of just canon here is so upsetting “Never use a shorter word when a longer one will do” is how everyone pretending to be smart writes.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:i don't know why but using canonical instead of just canon here is so upsetting Makes it sound more religion-y
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kazil posted:
"This is canonical among the young left" *monitor wobbles slightly as the desk is jostled rhythmically* "the very... young and supple... left... who don't have any kids yeeeEEEET"
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