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Sagebrush posted:i suspect that's the real goal here. get as many people as possible subscribed to it and then stonewall them when they realize and try to cancel. that's definitely how elon thinks I think he knows the upcoming quarterly earnings report is going to be real bad and wants something he can point to an say "look at all the new signups to our high-margin product!" This is the best idea he could come up with at 2:15 AM.
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Tweak posted:fast forward to an investor call where he explains 100% of tesla drivers have FSD I've heard FSD is incurable
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ashpanash posted:I've heard FSD is incurable
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Mar 26, 2024 05:01
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what percent of people have self dying already?
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Mar 26, 2024 05:19
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Eeyo posted:what percent of people have self dying already?
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Mar 26, 2024 05:21
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that dipshit can just wake up and decide to kill more people
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Mar 26, 2024 09:06
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having a feature that you're calling "full self drivingbeta" and may in fact kill you if you don't monitor it and installing it on every vehicle with no notice sounds like a really good idea and totally won't create loads of accidents, he really is a genius
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Mar 26, 2024 09:42
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qirex posted:I really wonder what part of his weird drug brain can associate "I'm a free speech absolutist" with "I'm suing some people for saying bad things about my company" elon was made accountable for his words exactly one time in his life, and we continue to suffer for his purchase of twitter. people who aren't accountable for their words say whatever the gently caress they want
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Mar 26, 2024 09:47
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Twice if you count when he got thrown down those stairs
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lol trying to juice the quarterlies in the last five days has big 'dog ate my homework' energy or was this an earlier email that just was published now?
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EricBauman posted:lol trying to juice the quarterlies in the last five days has big 'dog ate my homework' energy Yeah, he does it every quarter. I think last quarter was the announcement that Tesla is becoming an AI company.
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Megabound posted:Yeah, he does it every quarter. I think last quarter was the announcement that Tesla is becoming an AI company. but that was just pumping the share price directly. this thing he's doing now is a sales directive that will take some time to filter through to reality. he can say 'going forward,' implying he wants it right away, but it takes a few days before it's reality, and by then it's Q2
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Mar 26, 2024 11:34
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going forward we will actively be trying to trick customers into signing up for a 15k feature by giving them a free trial that auto charges
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two more examples of musk being lovely https://theintercept.com/2024/03/25/elon-musk-x-dataminr-surveillance-privacy/ Elon Musk Fought Government Surveillance — While Profiting Off Government Surveillance Musk made hay of his legal battle against secret surveillance but continued selling X user data to a company that facilitates government monitoring. and more damningly from NBC https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-media/elon-musk-x-bans-revealing-names-anonymous-users-cartoon-rcna144486 Elon Musk's X bans revealing the names of anonymous users after scrutiny of an antisemitic cartoonist Some X users said the move was another example of Musk going out of his way to defend neo-Nazis, antisemites and white supremacists. both good at highlighting what we all know is obvious, but the more people associate him with being a bootlicking nazi gently caress the better imo
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Mar 26, 2024 11:42
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love to be the sales guy who's all "I'm sorry, I can't give you the keys until we go for a ride" to an annoyed customer who just wants to gtfo lol
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Mar 26, 2024 11:57
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lol Mr Elon Sir you didn't kill me the first time please give it another go
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Mar 26, 2024 12:06
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some kinda jackal posted:love to be the sales guy who's all "I'm sorry, I can't give you the keys until we go for a ride" to an annoyed customer who just wants to gtfo lol
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Mar 26, 2024 12:31
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If I was trying to make a satirical tweet making fun of Tesla I'm not sure I could come up with something that impressive.
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now, now, don't blame fsd, you were legally in control of the vehicle
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I love that 90% of the top replies to any post about the bridge collapse are blue checks racing to be the first to make a DEI joke
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I bet they want the owner to be behind the wheel "supervising" for liability purposes too, which mean the owner is basically being forced to test drive their own car and drive the tesla nerd around.FuturePastNow posted:I love that 90% of the top replies to any post about the bridge collapse are blue checks racing to be the first to make a DEI joke Bet they wish their cars could briefly serve as a boat now huh 
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you have to love the idea of forcing every new tesla owner to risk a traffic incident in their brand new vehicle before they're allowed to drive it home. if they actually do this on 100% of delivered vehicles it's going to juice the collision stats
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They're going to manicure the route to be as FSD friendly as possible. And yet I agree, it will still slam the stats lol
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infernal machines posted:you have to love the idea of forcing every new tesla owner to risk a traffic incident in their brand new vehicle before they're allowed to drive it home. good news, they definitely aren't doing it on 100% of delivered vehicles since it's not available in CYBERTRUKKS at all
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Endless Mike posted:good news, they definitely aren't doing it on 100% of delivered vehicles since it's not available in CYBERTRUKKS at all Looking into this
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Tesseraction posted:lol 
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the early model 3s built before april 2019 don't have the fsd hw3 computers too. the only ones that got upgraded had fsd purchased already
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FuturePastNow posted:I love that 90% of the top replies to any post about the bridge collapse are blue checks racing to be the first to make a DEI joke  yeah
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Imo it's a terrible idea for tesla to expose 100% of its users to how awful FSD is. They did the right thing by hiding it behind several obstacles (including sunk cost) to make sure only the most devoted bazinga tries it.
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FuturePastNow posted:I love that 90% of the top replies to any post about the bridge collapse are blue checks racing to be the first to make a DEI joke what does the bridge collapse have to do with dei?
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Eeyo posted:what does the bridge collapse have to do with dei? they think that infrastructure is failing because companies are getting nonwhites to do jobs whites should have they blamed the boeing stuff on dei too
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Eeyo posted:what does the bridge collapse have to do with dei? whenever something falls apart, x collectively goes "must have been built by a black lesbian, amirite"
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when x collapses I wonder if they'll say it's because they put an incompetent ket-addled immigrant in charge
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Eeyo posted:what does the bridge collapse have to do with dei? You won't care.
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husband and family weeping at the cemetery as the casket is lowered into the ground revealing a tombstone inscribed still love the car
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Eeyo posted:what does the bridge collapse have to do with dei? they are trying to say it's dei's fault for the crew being entirely indian. anyone who does so is admitting they know absolutely nothing about ocean shipping.
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"Legacy enterprises" like ships? And a Tesla never had a brainfart and steered itself into a semi truck, right?
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Mr. Nice! posted:they are trying to say it's dei's fault for the crew being entirely indian. anyone who does so is admitting they know absolutely nothing about ocean shipping. i looked it up before posting, it sounds like there was a local pilot anyway. plus there was some evidence of a power failure prior to the crash. but yeah i figured the answer was everyone just replying "dei 🤣👅"
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Pictured when monitor is on: Three creatures with the combined IQ of an oyster off the coast of Fukushima.
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