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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
snipe

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Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

My review: Pretty good plowing

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Yeah if a contractor ghosts you it’s because they don’t like the job and probably over-quoted you anyway. Plow the wife again though.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
liking the gbs sniper sniper

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

sounds like you need contractors more than they need you

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

do people really hire contractors without contracts and penalty clauses?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

it’s right there in the name. make them sign a contract

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

In my case we had no contract, just a verbal agreement and a total number he quoted.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i’ve never had one ghost after signing a contract and paying a deposit, only after they give a written quote

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

well there’s your problem

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TrashMammal posted:

well there’s your problem

A country gentleman's word is his contract, sir.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

round here i reckon we say “your word is your bond” as there ain’t no time for big city contracts

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

some real winners in this month’s mit sloan management review

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

snipe

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Counter-sniped :cb:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i went skiing all yesterday and now my back hurts :corsair:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

numberoneposter posted:

i went skiing all yesterday and now my back hurts :corsair:

Coke is whack op

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Smugworth posted:

Counter-sniped :cb:

it’s like that movie “enemy at the gates” and hcotc is jude law’s russian sniper sniping the nazi snipers

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


yup

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Luvcow posted:

it’s like that movie “enemy at the gates” and hcotc is jude law’s russian sniper sniping the nazi snipers

next snipe gif acquired

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I am drunk buying the poo poo out of some bearings, you goons. BUYING THE gently caress OUT OF THEM RIGHT NOW

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Literally A Person posted:

I am drunk buying the poo poo out of some bearings, you goons. BUYING THE gently caress OUT OF THEM RIGHT NOW

reported

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Do it, freckles, and I'll straight mess you up.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I'm a totes badass

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Literally A Person posted:

I'm a totes badass

Its true, I've seen him knock a man's head clean off with one

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Its true, I've seen him knock a man's head clean off with one

The pbs pledge drive ones are called widow makers

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
LAP?!

Pfft.

A trifle.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Literally A Person posted:

Do it, freckles, and I'll straight mess you up.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Just thinking about vacation maximization techniques. For example I'm covering for this lady who took last Wed through this Wed off. 6 vacation days. Add in the two weekend days for a block of 8 days off.

However, if you take the standard M-F off, plus 4 weekend days, you get a 9 block of days off for only 5 vacation days. No brainer!

I'm sure she has her reasons, but damned if I know.

Also, Thanksgiving week is obviously the best time to maximize vacation days.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i'm all vacated to hell and back

my block is over 1400 days and counting now

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

dee eight posted:

i'm all vacated to hell and back

my block is over 1400 days and counting now

I think that's something other than a vacation. I forget the word.....

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

redshirt posted:

I think that's something other than a vacation. I forget the word.....

dont say the r word

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

dont say the r word

i am sofa king rear tire dad

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Careful, cocoa’s button has a hair trigger these days

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

redshirt posted:

Just thinking about vacation maximization techniques. For example I'm covering for this lady who took last Wed through this Wed off. 6 vacation days. Add in the two weekend days for a block of 8 days off.

However, if you take the standard M-F off, plus 4 weekend days, you get a 9 block of days off for only 5 vacation days. No brainer!

I'm sure she has her reasons, but damned if I know.

Also, Thanksgiving week is obviously the best time to maximize vacation days.

its because you can spend the mon/tues "winding down" and not taking up new work, then spend thurs/fri when you get back "catching up". 6 vacation days, technically 10-12 days of not working. office math ftw

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Tues/Wed are also the best travel days too

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
almost a month for me now :ssh:

continuing my experiments in saving money by eating Rice for breakfast today. cooked a batch with star anise + cardamom yesterday and ate a big bowl with some salted butter today. doelisxch

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I climb trees to get to the bird eggs

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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3 DONG HORSE posted:

I climb trees to get to the bird eggs

wow are we just gonna let this bird aborter in this thread

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