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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Ignis posted:



:psypop: what is this motherfucker even saying now

the future of mankind is bellend babies

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yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU
Given South Korea’s birth rate, I assume musk must be taking North Korea’s side in this comparison.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

the reason conservatives love "DEI" so much is that it's an N word that applies to all minorities. saves a lot of time in spewing hate while you're owning the libs with your sick memes

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
just hopped on X the Everything App and my god it really is swarming with porn bots

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

JAMOOOL posted:

just hopped on X the Everything App and my god it really is swarming with porn bots

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



They used to be weird about esg but pronouncing that requires more effort

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
:what:
https://twitter.com/PinkNews/status/1772596618031767757?t=53Dk7N3FwdQBvDeF5HtAuA&s=19

Barudak
May 7, 2007


So with surrogacy being ok by him, Elon Musk wants to make the world so much gayer than it is now

Edit: goddammit whats that sci-fi book where the future of earth's population that the protagonist has to train has evolved thanks to future science so they're all interracial and homosexual

Barudak fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Mar 27, 2024

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
lol that musk always feels the need to lie about having friends.

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave

Barudak posted:


Edit: goddammit whats that sci-fi book where the future of earth's population that the protagonist has to train has evolved thanks to future science so they're all interracial and homosexual

That'd be The Forever War by Joe Haldeman.

My (at the time) very mormon dad read that one to my siblings and me when we were kids. I remember it being pretty good.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
seems like a beta move that he ask his "friends" to have kids and doesnt do it himself.

Ignore_Me
Mar 19, 2024

ChthonicMasturbatr posted:

That'd be The Forever War by Joe Haldeman.

My (at the time) very mormon dad read that one to my siblings and me when we were kids. I remember it being pretty good.

people only ever take fiction as either a warning or an instruction manual with no nuance so which one did your gay black mormon dad do??

Barudak
May 7, 2007

ChthonicMasturbatr posted:

That'd be The Forever War by Joe Haldeman.

My (at the time) very mormon dad read that one to my siblings and me when we were kids. I remember it being pretty good.

Thank you.

Cursory google search gave me a lot of self published gay sci-fi erotica

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Some day they will write articles about Elon Musk's extremely special form of affluenzic brain death, where his moving pieces of being became so totally and completely disconnected from reality and themselves over time that he entered a cycle of irreparable acreative regurgitation, childlike regression, and purblindness.

I keep having to squint harder and harder at his tweets to decipher what the gently caress he's talking about. It's increasingly purestrain bullshit, not even tangent to reality anymore, he's just completely loving gone. Absolutely oblivious. Head totally emptied.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Waffle House posted:

Head totally emptied.

And not even in the most efficient way, smh

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

whats up with the Askenazi Jew stuff? It looks like a certain combination of letters in the name might subliminally influence rightwingers to pick up on and favor the word "Askenazi" but wadda I know

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

priznat posted:

Remember that musk claims to have an iq of 155

No no he has an IQ of one five: five.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

ChthonicMasturbatr posted:

That'd be The Forever War by Joe Haldeman.

My (at the time) very mormon dad read that one to my siblings and me when we were kids. I remember it being pretty good.

Excellent book, the sequels are ok as well (I bought the omnibus edition with Forever War, Peace, Free).
The sequels are ok except the end of the second where god pops down to say “what’s up”. That struck me as a stupidly dumb way to resolve things.

I’m glad elon wants the whole world to be mixed race homosexuals like in that book but I hope he’s not running the space war.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

ChthonicMasturbatr posted:

That'd be The Forever War by Joe Haldeman.

My (at the time) very mormon dad read that one to my siblings and me when we were kids. I remember it being pretty good.

It’s more-or-less the precise diagrammatic opposite of Starship Troopers.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Renreeja posted:

whats up with the Askenazi Jew stuff? It looks like a certain combination of letters in the name might subliminally influence rightwingers to pick up on and favor the word "Askenazi" but wadda I know

Sephardic Jews are generally from Africa. Hope that answers your question

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

E the Shaggy posted:

Shut up and endorse the man who said this you absolute chud:




This would be only the second most pathetic endorsement, after DJT’s insulted Ted Cruz’s wife and Ted kissed the ring anyway.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
E;f,b

kazil posted:

An account Elon has boosted in the past is calling the Black mayor of Baltimore a DEI hire

He didn't get that job because of DEI. The City of Baltimore is 60‰ black.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

You also fatfingered the percent key.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

“gay people are welcome to get married as long as it’s to the opposite gender”

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

F4rt5 posted:

Yeah I scored 156 at 20, but I also do lots of dumb human poo poo. By no means will an IQ test I take now, at 45, show that I am at that level -- and I don't care, since IQ tests are mostly bullshit. Spatial / visual / logical intelligence does not translate to wisdom or anything relevant except for hinting at some theoretical prowess in, idk, visualising stuff, maybe.

:lmao: homie, ain’t no one getting a a legit iq test that late in life unless they’re being evaluated for intellectual disabilities. were you taking one of those proctored mensa things?

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Huh, my only ask of my straight friends is that they don't microwave fish.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Zero VGS posted:

Huh, my only ask of my straight friends is that they don't microwave fish.

What could possibly go wrong??



theghostpt
Sep 1, 2009

gay picnic defence posted:

What could possibly go wrong??





AI has gone too far. :barf:
...

That's AI generated right?
Right???

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
buying a whole lobster and just chucking that fucker in the microwave

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Icept posted:

buying a whole lobster and just chucking that fucker in the microwave

for 22 minutes on full power no less... the smell would be indescribable

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Did they manage to ruin the LLM and now it just produces nonsense?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

gay picnic defence posted:

for 22 minutes on full power no less... the smell would be indescribable

probably a tremendous detonation, too

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Dwesa posted:

Did they manage to ruin the LLM and now it just produces nonsense?

Yeah, they trained it on musk tweets and nothing else

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

theghostpt posted:

AI has gone too far. :barf:
...

That's AI generated right?
Right???

It's definitely fake, the only seafood in New South Wales is people dumb enough to go in the ocean and offer their supple bodies to the sharks, crocodiles, jellyfish, spiders and roid rage roos that swim in it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
It's from the early era of microwaves when people thought they would replace conventional ovens entirely. You had recipes for stuff like overnight duck, but done entirely in the microwave, for eight hours.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
This was published in 1984 I believe. So pretty much peak microwave mania.

Kingo Ligma posted:

It's definitely fake, the only seafood in New South Wales is people dumb enough to go in the ocean and offer their supple bodies to the sharks, crocodiles, jellyfish, spiders and roid rage roos that swim in it.

People who doubt The Book should be made to cook one of its recipes

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i have to assume australians microwave outdoors

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
no wonder its so hot!

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

When is the free FSD month ? April ?

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