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fuckin' elon's guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut is fulla diiiiiiiiirty ol cheeeeese buuurrrrrgeeeeeeeeeeers 
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Elliot page just lives in these weird dorks' heads rent free while he just enjoys doing whatever he pleases
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Mar 27, 2024 16:24
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https://twitter.com/omg_tesla/status/1772490304303870197
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Elliot page just lives in these weird dorks' heads rent free while he just enjoys doing whatever he pleases this is really any person they dont like, which is most people
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Mar 27, 2024 16:32
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Spoilers, please
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Mar 27, 2024 16:34
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lol wtf
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Mar 27, 2024 16:36
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Loving the blue checks being all 'lol that's clearly not how that's done' Service manual ' do this' blue checks 'well yes it does say do it like that but not like that'
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Mar 27, 2024 16:47
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lmao that tesla is held together with glue and lies.
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Mar 27, 2024 16:52
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maybe the could include an overengineered  for $2000 as well as their over-engineered granny's grabber for right-hand drivers
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Mar 27, 2024 16:53
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wonder what its like for the other windows.
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Mar 27, 2024 16:54
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gschmidl posted:Not worth it. This needs to change. We need to make his poo poo not worth it for the Elon Musk and Matt Walshs of the world
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Mar 27, 2024 17:39
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shyduck posted:
unhinge the cringe
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Mar 27, 2024 17:40
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I work at a successful auto plant and when we have new models or revisions we have loving quality testing that catches this poo poo. Like weekly meetings on which items need changes and their progress. Like we decided the folding armrest was a bit too loud so we are ordering thinner foam to reduce the friction. Dozens of issues ironed out before anything goes to market. I assume this is how most auto alerts work and that Tesla is just top down build it like we say.
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Mar 27, 2024 17:43
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I work for an insurance company and it was funny seeing the auto symbols for Teslas rise so quickly once it became apparent that even small fender benders could total out the entire car. iirc it wasn't even stuff like this it was "oh there was a really important electronic component in that spot and it actually can't be replaced" lmao
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Mar 27, 2024 17:45
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I work at a successful auto plant and when we have new models or revisions we have loving quality testing that catches this poo poo. Like weekly meetings on which items need changes and their progress. Like we decided the folding armrest was a bit too loud so we are ordering thinner foam to reduce the friction. Dozens of issues ironed out before anything goes to market. I assume this is how most auto alerts work and that Tesla is just top down build it like we say. This isn't a problem for Tesla though, they'll just charge out the rear end for a new spoiler and the bazingas will happily shell out for it
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Mar 27, 2024 17:46
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kazil posted:God I hate this rear end in a top hat I would pay good money to see Elliot Page go on Timple's stupid basement webcast and look him and all of his friendployees in the eye and go "Say that to my face, Tim." and just count the microseconds until Pool turns into a stammering bitchmade puddle of of piss. Also "this rear end in a top hat", please be more specific, there are three of them in that tweet.
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Mar 27, 2024 17:47
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shyduck posted:
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I work at a successful auto plant and when we have new models or revisions we have loving quality testing that catches this poo poo. Like weekly meetings on which items need changes and their progress. Like we decided the folding armrest was a bit too loud so we are ordering thinner foam to reduce the friction. Dozens of issues ironed out before anything goes to market. I assume this is how most auto alerts work and that Tesla is just top down build it like we say. reminds me of when Consumer Reports couldn't even give Tesla a star rating because no two cars they looked at were alike. they took apart several of the Model 3s and found different bolt patterns on all of them
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Mar 27, 2024 17:48
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The emotional whiplash of all the dumb poo poo needed to peel off the top of the spoiler then underneath they actually use decent torx head bolts instead of poo poo-rear end phillips or slotted head like you’d expect.
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Mar 27, 2024 17:49
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I work at a successful auto plant and when we have new models or revisions we have loving quality testing that catches this poo poo. Like weekly meetings on which items need changes and their progress. Like we decided the folding armrest was a bit too loud so we are ordering thinner foam to reduce the friction. Dozens of issues ironed out before anything goes to market. I assume this is how most auto alerts work and that Tesla is just top down build it like we say. I can't imagine producing a vehicle without pre-release testing putting a vehicle through all of its typical expected servicing paces and making sure it can be done reasonably; including replacing every single piece of glass since that's probably the #1 most common thing that'll need to be done. But then again, Tesla doesn't give a poo poo about its customers after its gotten its initial purchase from them. Having to literally destroy the rear spoiler to replace the rear window just means they get to sell you a new rear spoiler too. As long as their customer base continues to breathlessly excuse everything they do, why wouldn't they feel incentivized to milk their customers with unnecessary service costs?
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Mar 27, 2024 17:51
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JAMOOOL posted:reminds me of when Consumer Reports couldn't even give Tesla a star rating because no two cars they looked at were alike. they took apart several of the Model 3s and found different bolt patterns on all of them do tesla even have assembly lines, like how does that happen.
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Mar 27, 2024 17:57
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Yeah Tesla made an "off road" vehicle that bottoms out and shoots plastic poo poo everywhere. There's the exploding whiskey and the fuckin tent. Or the cargo boxes you can't secure. Its a marketing company that used to make decent-ish cars.
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Mar 27, 2024 17:58
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Apparently this got community noted but the note was so bad it got removed lol
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Mar 27, 2024 18:02
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Tangentially related but the Alex Jones Sandy Hook HBO trial is incredible and pray we may see a Musk sequel
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biznatchio posted:I can't imagine producing a vehicle without pre-release testing putting a vehicle through all of its typical expected servicing paces and making sure it can be done reasonably; including replacing every single piece of glass since that's probably the #1 most common thing that'll need to be done. Even on better-made cars you'll run into things where whoever designed it never thought about use cases. Changing the battery is most of the stories I've heard, probably because it's right at the level where some guy will want to do it themselves but the manufacturer might want to get them into the shop. My brother saw one where the battery clamp was bolted to the underside of the car in a way that the bolts would spin free unless you had a second person under there hanging onto them while you turned from the top. Tesla, however, seems to be entirely made of problems like that.
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Mar 27, 2024 18:40
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Bruceski posted:battery Dodge 
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Mar 27, 2024 18:42
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This is what happens when you let the greatest AI company in the world make cars.
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Bruceski posted:Even on better-made cars you'll run into things where whoever designed it never thought about use cases. Changing the battery is most of the stories I've heard, probably because it's right at the level where some guy will want to do it themselves but the manufacturer might want to get them into the shop. My brother saw one where the battery clamp was bolted to the underside of the car in a way that the bolts would spin free unless you had a second person under there hanging onto them while you turned from the top. I own a 3rd gen Ford Escape and removing the battery requires also removing either the entire windshield wiper cowl or the entire air intake box first. Neither of them are beyond the scope of a DIY'er but it's just like.. incredibly loving stupid.
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biznatchio posted:I can't imagine producing a vehicle without pre-release testing putting a vehicle through all of its typical expected servicing paces and making sure it can be done reasonably; including replacing every single piece of glass since that's probably the #1 most common thing that'll need to be done. easier to imagine when you consider the fact that Tesla's #1 priority by far is stock price
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thunderspanks posted:I own a 3rd gen Ford Escape and removing the battery requires also removing either the entire windshield wiper cowl or the entire air intake box first. Neither of them are beyond the scope of a DIY'er but it's just like.. incredibly loving stupid. Guess what the spoiler on an EV doesn't need to worry about?
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shyduck posted:
Hmmm I wonder what might have been happening around 2020/2021 that would cause a spike in people accessing the news? I guess we will never know.
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Mar 27, 2024 19:29
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shyduck posted:
DogeDesigner dont need to post the source of his data He just need to slap an X on it Because X is the source of Truth
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Mar 27, 2024 19:34
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kaiwero posted:Hmmm I wonder what might have been happening around 2020/2021 that would cause a spike in people accessing the news? You're posting like the guy didn't just literally make up numbers.
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Elias_Maluco posted:DogeDesigner dont need to post the source of his data I hope he's continually watering down any chance of trademark enforcement with all those branded posts
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kazil posted:God I hate this rear end in a top hat This is really loving vile.
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kazil posted:God I hate this rear end in a top hat the more hosed up thing is they are trying to make him a victim because they used to be thirtsy for him when he had tits. so they view him as enough to person to paint him as victim because it has to be, it cant be "paige always felt thisway about himself and wanted to change it and they had the recourses to do it", it must be " "THEY" did it to him"
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Mar 27, 2024 19:55
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I deleted my 14 year old barely ever used twitter account today and my only regret is they didn't have a "tell us why you're leaving" box
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Mar 27, 2024 20:19
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thunderspanks posted:I deleted my 14 year old barely ever used twitter account today and my only regret is they didn't have a "tell us why you're leaving" box It would have gotten community noted anyway
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Mar 27, 2024 20:22
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Azhais posted:It would have gotten community noted anyway did they ever have a feedback option for people deactivating? I like to think they did and elon got tired of being called a bald rear end nazi bitch and took it away
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I work at a successful auto plant and when we have new models or revisions we have loving quality testing that catches this poo poo. Like weekly meetings on which items need changes and their progress. Like we decided the folding armrest was a bit too loud so we are ordering thinner foam to reduce the friction. Dozens of issues ironed out before anything goes to market. I assume this is how most auto alerts work and that Tesla is just top down build it like we say. ngl this sounds like a genuinely cool place to work
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