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Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed.
Yes	420	4.43%
No	69	0.73%
Goku	9001	94.85%
Total:	9490 votes

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The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

A rare miss by the bee https://twitter.com/Mythioto/status/1772855735212229042?t=zDxS3XivXC9wJCLCMHWXTg&s=19

# ? Mar 27, 2024 13:04

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# ? May 14, 2024 07:32

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

"Something changed, but it wasn't us :qq:

" what, like it's DEI's fault everyone on your site gets offended when you make fun of white supremacists, is that it? Did Greta Thunberg make Nazis a protected class

# ? Mar 27, 2024 13:13

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

...! posted:

Hmm... posting a meme with a white supremacist hand gesture

WHAT ARE THIS MAN'S POLITICS?!?!

That's a bit of a stretch, he's obviously going to flick the tiger

# ? Mar 27, 2024 13:17

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

deoju posted:

E;f,b

He didn't get that job because of DEI. The City of Baltimore is 60� black.

DEI made Baltimore majority black

# ? Mar 27, 2024 13:21

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

euphronius posted:

When is the free FSD month ? April ?

April 1st

🤣🤣🤣

# ? Mar 27, 2024 13:23

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

PhazonLink posted:

you can tell cattrud is very proud of the structure of his post. like a highschool student thinking they just invented something completely brand new that never ever happen in like 5 000 years of human canon

Human canon? You mean like what the British did in India?

# ? Mar 27, 2024 13:37

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

euphronius posted:

When is the free FSD month ? April ?

Someone sure is eager to try it out, eh?

Sorry but they don't sell it for the Cybertruck

# ? Mar 27, 2024 13:41

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

No I want to know when to avoid teslas even more than I do

# ? Mar 27, 2024 13:46

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

All the time, don't ever let down your guard

# ? Mar 27, 2024 13:52

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

euphronius posted:

No I want to know when to avoid teslas even more than I do

What kind of woke thinking is this? Next you're telling me you don't want an untested chip on your brain.

# ? Mar 27, 2024 13:59

Monica Bellucci: Dec 14, 2022

euphronius posted:

No I want to know when to avoid teslas even more than I do

Read, and understand! That Tesla is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!

# ? Mar 27, 2024 14:00

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Elon posting the same boring one word/emoji poo poo all night

Lindoreo has been pretty quiet lately

# ? Mar 27, 2024 14:03

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Im going to murder mr beast

# ? Mar 27, 2024 14:04

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Burning through large amounts of money and resources just for this

# ? Mar 27, 2024 14:07

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

kazil posted:

Elon posting the same boring one word/emoji poo poo all night

Lindoreo has been pretty quiet lately

lmao please come do unpaid labor for us

# ? Mar 27, 2024 14:08

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

You gotta love that they are spending tons of their limited resources on these weird new features that no one cares about and are spending zero effort on the mountain of bots making the site unusable

# ? Mar 27, 2024 14:09

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

grok unhinged mode, trained exclusively on elon musk's tweets

# ? Mar 27, 2024 14:12

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

kazil posted:

You gotta love that they are spending tons of their limited resources on these weird new features that no one cares about and are spending zero effort on the mountain of bots making the site unusable

The mountain of bots are the only paying subscribers of x the everything app

# ? Mar 27, 2024 14:12

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

The mountain of bots are the only paying subscribers of x the everything app

Yeah, they are paying bots

Its cool that a blue check now is like 50% chance of being an rear end in a top hat, 50% of chance of being a scam bot

# ? Mar 27, 2024 14:17

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

kazil posted:

Elon posting the same boring one word/emoji poo poo all night

Lindoreo has been pretty quiet lately

I was wondering how long it would take before they resorted to "let a bunch of college kids fix our broken website for free under the guise of a contest."

# ? Mar 27, 2024 14:27

Dwesa: Jul 19, 2016

kazil posted:

will it inspire her or her boss?

# ? Mar 27, 2024 14:31

Slotducks: Oct 16, 2008; Nobody puts Phil in a corner.

shyduck posted:

Burning through large amounts of money and resources just for this

You're giving them way too much credit on how much :effort:

they're putting into this.

# ? Mar 27, 2024 14:31

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Slotducks posted:

You're giving them way too much credit on how much they're putting into this.

Oh I agree, I should clarify it's more about the power and hardware requirements needed to have a chatbot say the N-word, meanwhile they're soliciting for unpaid interns to develop the app. Very healthy company

# ? Mar 27, 2024 14:38

E the Shaggy: Mar 29, 2010

The Saddest Rhino posted:

A rare miss by the bee https://twitter.com/Mythioto/status/1772855735212229042?t=zDxS3XivXC9wJCLCMHWXTg&s=19

Like any other right-wing outlet, when you get rid of the libz to own, they all start eating each other.

# ? Mar 27, 2024 14:57

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
_{(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)}

Hello, dear

SilverSupernova posted:

I was wondering how long it would take before they resorted to "let a bunch of college kids fix our broken website for free under the guise of a contest."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOwfLUmvwQg&t=54s

this will be catturd2, winning the contest

# ? Mar 27, 2024 15:01

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

God I hate this rear end in a top hat

# ? Mar 27, 2024 15:06

Decon: Nov 22, 2015

kazil posted:

God I hate this rear end in a top hat

*Posts armchair diagnosis with a plain bias against a person's identity*

"We're the good guys. Make more babies for the capitalist meat grinder"

# ? Mar 27, 2024 15:17

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

NBC News is dying

# ? Mar 27, 2024 15:33

morningdrew: Jul 18, 2003; It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

shyduck posted:

NBC News is dying

Oh no, not the key demographic of Desktop users in the US

# ? Mar 27, 2024 15:37

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Wall Balls posted:

Greetings from the cursed image thread

# ? Mar 27, 2024 15:41

freemandela: Apr 18, 2007

kazil posted:

God I hate this rear end in a top hat

elliot page swapped out a dress for track pants when he was on the trailer park boys, gently caress all these shitheads

# ? Mar 27, 2024 15:45

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

kazil posted:

God I hate this rear end in a top hat

Boy would I like a chance to sort these two out

# ? Mar 27, 2024 15:53

Teratrain: Aug 23, 2007; Waiting for Godot

kazil posted:

God I hate this rear end in a top hat

Interesting how a regressive bowling ball and gibbering sack of hormone-laced cement believe they are in positions to diagnose other folks' dysmorphias.

# ? Mar 27, 2024 16:02