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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

compo face

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/kIh9NNy.mp4

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
gross all the gym sweat particles in the air there

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



Awww I was hoping to see how the other guy reacted to it

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Isn't that dude an amateur wrestler whose shtick is being a pizza chef, and using the dough against his opponents?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Detective Thompson posted:

Isn't that dude an amateur wrestler whose shtick is being a pizza chef, and using the dough against his opponents?

Yeah, it's Luigi Primo, a best wrestler who make a best a pizza

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo8HMuqdq3Y

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


This rules.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
what did they think they were going to get from Ween anyway.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://youtu.be/6eZGBmT7r1A?si=Zke3TAY3llbJWM8i

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
the Ween era was a lot lot of drugs

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Griddle of Love posted:

Thankfully you can scale long foods (like a sub) in one dimension and flat foods (like pizza) in two dimensions as much as you bloody well like without incurring any structural problems (up until you try and pick it up without adequate utensils).

I do not want to imagine, much less experience a cubic pizza.

I tried to create a hypercalzone once and it just ended the universe instead

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Using a mobius strip topology it is theoretically possible to have a single sided pizza, just all topping.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
A Garlian Knot

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
alexander just bit through that fucker

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Soul Dentist posted:

A Garlian Knot

Lmao

All You Can Eat
Aug 27, 2004

Abundance is the dullest desire.

Griddle of Love posted:

Thankfully you can scale long foods (like a sub) in one dimension and flat foods (like pizza) in two dimensions as much as you bloody well like without incurring any structural problems (up until you try and pick it up without adequate utensils).

I do not want to imagine, much less experience a cubic pizza.

Post the worst pizza ever in this thread: The Three Olive Problem

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

All You Can Eat posted:

The Three Olive Problem

Is this when your custom wi-fi enabled rotisserie pizza machine with an led screen and seven hundred different presets (that cost over $1000 btw) can't download the new update?

All You Can Eat
Aug 27, 2004

Abundance is the dullest desire.
Sure, sure, scale a pizza infinitely in 2 dimensions and you can use anything as a topping. Build a super computer

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



If that is verde sauce and on a big tortilla... would.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

That Works posted:

If that is verde sauce and on a big tortilla... would.

yeah and bonus if that is just cut from the cob street corn but dont see enough sour cream or cotija cheese

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


If you’re a fat disgusting goon that hates yourself, like me, this is pretty loving good:

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024



bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
tastiness of food scales ~ surface area, so you need a fractal structure if you want cubic pizza. figure out a sierpinski 3-carpet (sierpinski cube) or just laminate (baker's map fractal)

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
That looks like the boba pearls were dumped on after the pizza was cold. If they were pressed into hot cheese they would at least stick to it.

pygmy tyrant
Nov 25, 2005

*not a small business owner


can't be worse than caviar pizza which I am trying my best not to think about

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

pygmy tyrant posted:

can't be worse than caviar pizza which I am trying my best not to think about

Is it the tangerine speedo that you can't handle?

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

Schubalts posted:

That looks like the boba pearls were dumped on after the pizza was cold. If they were pressed into hot cheese they would at least stick to it.

Yeah. Sure this is technically edible, but it just feels disappointingly low-effort.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


not so much bad as wild:

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!




Zucchini with cheese and corn is actually quite tasty, so the only change is that's on bread.

Would.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Cartoon Man posted:

If you’re a fat disgusting goon that hates yourself, like me, this is pretty loving good:



drat i wonder if that pizza chex is good enough to be its own box of cereal.

is it a worse cereal crime to eat it dry or with cold milk?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Eat it in a bowl of melted cheese

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Platystemon posted:



I’m the ’za merging with the notebook computer that also has a thumb I think.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Keep AI in AI threads imo

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


That's sure lazy ai art boy oh boy

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Controversial but I think corn belongs on a pizza less than pineapple.

quote:

not so much bad as wild:


Is that just a bunch of chopped buttered lobster on a pizza base because I would absolutely destroy that until you could only roll me out of the restaurant.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVHWS-tce7g

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

ReelBigLizard posted:

Controversial but I think corn belongs on a pizza less than pineapple.

Is that just a bunch of chopped buttered lobster on a pizza base because I would absolutely destroy that until you could only roll me out of the restaurant.

shell on is a problem for the centerpiece

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ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.
Probably would.

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