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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
goku
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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

lol

lmao








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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Bethamphetamine posted:

Thanks for the heads up, rear end in a top hat

Trumpno: lose your delusion


Trumpyes: Use Your Illusion

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

I want to sit the entire internet down and explain what a "pov" is

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Dude has a lifetime income from whinging about how unfair the country has been to him, doubt he cares

just like kyle rittenhouse

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Inspector Hound posted:

I want to sit the entire internet down and explain what a "pov" is

I think it's just best if we destroy the internet

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Lotta problems coming from the internet

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


without the internet I wouldn't be the man I am today

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


nm what's up pov with you

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

angerbot posted:

I think it's just best if we destroy the internet

it’s just 0s and 1s just close your eyes

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Bethamphetamine posted:

Thanks for the heads up, rear end in a top hat

I too enjoy strumming along in one key signature while singing a song that's in a different one...

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

lumpentroll posted:

donald trump politics

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Inspector Hound posted:

I want to sit the entire internet down and explain what a "pov" is

pov: you're sitting the entire Internet down to explain what a "pov" is

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

without the internet I wouldn't be the man I am today

*Backs up on bicycle to reveal both legs got blown off on e-klendathu*

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
Lmao

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

lol, lmao

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

:sad:

He was representing Gaetz and Marge over some city cancelling their stupid rear end speaking event

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Did some shrubbery cleanup

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Did some shrubbery cleanup



lmao bro, did you even look this up?

you just killed your shrubs.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

go to satan pussy

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Haitians are demanding the US military invade Haiti and slaughter the gangs

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

mistakes were made. Let's not be so quick to cast blame about who did what when

quote:

Less than a day after Judge Juan Merchan issued a limited gag order barring the former president from lashing out publicly at prosecutors, court staff, and any of their family members, Trump posted an unhinged screed targeting both Merchan and his 34-year-old daughter—referencing an alleged X post–formerly Twitter–she made showing him behind bars.

The only problem, OCA spokesperson Al Baker said, is that the account in question does not belong to Judge Merchan’s daughter.

“The X, formerly Twitter, account being attributed to Judge Merchan’s daughter no longer belongs to her since she deleted it approximately a year ago,” he said. “It is not linked to her email address, nor has she posted under that screenname since she deleted the account.

“Rather, it represents the reconstitution, last April, and manipulation of an account she long ago abandoned.”

Merchan and others have been inundated with death threats since Trump was charged.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Glumwheels posted:

It’s me, the cutie pie 🥰



I already said it's me



get in line

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Bethamphetamine posted:

mistakes were made. Let's not be so quick to cast blame about who did what when

the judge is weak and will do nothing but cower

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011



this is so far outside of the accepted rules of kanly it's mindblowing

exile house biden from the known universe imo

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Asproigerosis posted:

lmao bro, did you even look this up?

you just killed your shrubs.

They're oak leaf hydrangeas, they'll be fine

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Nonsense posted:

Haitians are demanding the US military invade Haiti and slaughter the gangs

haiti was founded via a slave revolt, by those rules it belongs to the gangs now

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
"i believe donald trump will save us" - josef stalin

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
look, I just think he could be doing better

https://x.com/bencjacobs/status/1773139072778649882?s=46

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/SollenbergerRC/status/1773139016440758555

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
https://www.yahoo.com/news/sportswr...lsfqNNGmlPGYzoh

quote:

Reilly, who wrote an entire book on how Trump cheats at golf, said the former president even confessed one of his methods: When he buys a golf course, he plays the first round alone and declares himself the course champion.

And that’s not the only trick up Trump’s sleeve.

Reilly said golfers have to trust each other because of the vast distances on the course and the fact that no referees are keeping watch ― and Trump takes full advantage of that.

The former president “always gets a turbo-charged golf cart that goes three times as fast as yours, so he’s always 200 yards ahead, and that gives him time to cheat.”

Trump moves his ball to better spots and kicks his opponents’ balls into the bunker.

“One time in L.A., he was playing $50 a hole with these three guys, he hits it in the pond. They see the splash,” Reilly said. “By the time they get there, it’s in the middle of the fairway, and they’re like, ‘What the F, Donald?’ And he goes, ‘It must’ve been the tide.’”

art of the deal folks

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

u mean there was something fishy about the statement saying "the guy who said matt schlapped his junk around was just confused and said he was sorry"?

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/1773100240230338887


Fuckt Tupp posted:

u mean there was something fishy about the statement saying "the guy who said matt schlapped his junk around said he was just confused and said he was sorry"?

Matt was just looking for change in the dudes pocket, totally normal!

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






oh no way???

that statement they released was some "signed, Epstein's mother" poo poo

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

“TRUMP LEGAL SAGA HIGHLIGHTS DUAL JUSTICE SYSTEM”

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

“TRUMP LEGAL SAGA HIGHLIGHTS DUAL JUSTICE SYSTEM”

He's right

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

“TRUMP LEGAL SAGA HIGHLIGHTS DUAL JUSTICE SYSTEM”

this is literally critical race theory

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://x.com/canteverdie/status/1773144809017917848?s=46

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

The FAA (used to) maintain high standards for the safety of US airspace and commercial flights.

Maybe the US should have a federal administration tightly governing cargo ships carrying 100,000 tons of cargo under bridges

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
maybe you should be Buying Local

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Ronna Romney has left NBC to spend more time with her fully taxpayer funded dancing horses

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