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Countdown to Drake buying one of the last 3 Ladogas on earth to better gently caress up local traffic with his entourage of shitheels by the start of summertime.
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Mar 27, 2024 15:12
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shadow puppet of a posted:Countdown to Drake buying one of the last 3 Ladogas on earth to better gently caress up local traffic with his entourage of shitheels by the start of summertime. lay off, i just heard he was raped by a pickleman
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Mar 27, 2024 15:56
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Mind the gap!
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Mar 27, 2024 17:14
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In Putinist Russia, creek jumps you Ok we're gonna workshop that a bit more.
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Mar 27, 2024 17:31
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Western gay homosexuals spend years and billions building flat roads without holes or bumps. Russia just made car suspension stronger and manly
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Mar 27, 2024 17:32
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The suspension was also made in the west.
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Mar 27, 2024 17:37
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You guys don't think like grifters. Every car that goes over that road gets marked down somewhere as a new aircraft manufactured. Then some other grifter writes that the new aircraft was damaged in a landing. Then some intelligence officer has the bright idea to leak these statistics to the CIA showing how strong Russia's production is and requests extra staff for the project. Then the CIA shows incoming intel on Russia's crazy new aircraft production numbers and special project hires and asks for an increased budget themselves! CIA did it. God damned NATO warlock towers just never let up. Mind controlling everyone from road workers right up to the very top seats of power. Putin is a real piece of poo poo.
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Mar 27, 2024 17:46
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Sedgr posted:You guys don't think like grifters. Every car that goes over that road gets marked down somewhere as a new aircraft manufactured. Then some other grifter writes that the new aircraft was damaged in a landing. Then some intelligence officer has the bright idea to leak these statistics to the CIA showing how strong Russia's production is and requests extra staff for the project. Then the CIA shows incoming intel on Russia's crazy new aircraft production numbers and special project hires and asks for an increased budget themselves!
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Mar 27, 2024 17:55
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same vibe 
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Mar 27, 2024 18:17
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Ladoga these balls
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Mar 27, 2024 18:20
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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:Ladoga these balls 
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Mar 27, 2024 20:02
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https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1773056849811542061
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Mar 27, 2024 20:12
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I was just reminded of STUPID gently caress-gently caress GAMES
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Mar 27, 2024 20:29
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Needs that "wheeeee!" song.
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Mar 27, 2024 20:31
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https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1772903992730808332 Yeah our intelligence services are bottom of the barrel trash, but whatabout Amerikkka and the Evil West, why aren't they being attacked huh????????????
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Mar 27, 2024 20:32
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Twitter tankies getting on their high horse because Ukraine (Russian Freedom Legion - actual Russians) lobbed some shells into Belgorod is funny as gently caress. The same gently caress ups who believe Russia is not blowing up civilian structures in UA.
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Mar 27, 2024 20:35
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I’m still dazzled by that Ladoga interior shot where some very high level party member was intended to cruise around the irradiated wasteland in Naugahyde and wallpapered comfort, sipping chilled liquor and nibbling on canapés from what must be a mini fridge at arms length, listening to light classical music while glowing three arm mutants slap against the hull only to be crushed under its treads as he or she make their way to vast bunker where they will be cryogenically frozen inside a massive apparatus
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Mar 27, 2024 20:51
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That's the best idea yet. Why don't they get on that instead?
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Mar 27, 2024 20:53
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I support cryogenically freezing every one of these fuckers. Freeze them, pave them over, let some other git deal with them.
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Mar 27, 2024 20:54
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 So all this is going to lead to are more sunk boats, good to know
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Mar 27, 2024 20:54
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It is a pissing contest project at best; pretty much every post-Korean war APC can be turned into positive pressure cabinets or closed circulation, so that any nasty ABC contamination doesn't leak in. Wheels are also easier to decon and clean than tank tracks. Most importantly, if it is not contamination but raw radiation, exposure time is more important than if you are behind 1, or 35 cm of steel, so speed would be better than excessive armor for safety of the passengers. So basically it is a repurposed tank that really sucks at its job, if its job is people carrier in contaminated landscape. And why would non-military VIP ever be in a place where your armored transport needs to be MBT-level of armoring? Also, it is a slowly moving target for insurgents with anti-tank gear, *if* it is meant for carrying VIPs in front lines. I really struggle to find any use for that thing, where normal APC or MBT with ABC kit installed doesn't do the same job, but more competently. Der Kyhe fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Mar 27, 2024 |
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Mar 27, 2024 20:57
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Someone should record a bunch of engineers dismantling his Italian villa brick-by-brick while mumbling "why does this still exist?" and send him the video.
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Mar 27, 2024 21:14
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Tai posted:I regret to inform you in regards to capitalism Well I guess we're left with only one option then... 
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Mar 27, 2024 21:30
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I'm kind of surprised his Italian villas aren't constantly vandalized. Their locations are known. In that same vein, are people still messing around with Russian embassies with paint, loud speakers, lights, etc?
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Mar 27, 2024 22:31
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Black Sea fleet promoted to flotilla 
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Mar 27, 2024 22:35
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DiomedesGodshill posted:I'm kind of surprised his Italian villas aren't constantly vandalized. Their locations are known. In that same vein, are people still messing around with Russian embassies with paint, loud speakers, lights, etc? Nobody wants to upset his beautiful European son who gracefully traipses between villas and makes gentle small talk with the locals when he is not lying in repose waiting to be photographed.
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Mar 27, 2024 23:58
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Der Kyhe posted:It is a pissing contest project at best; pretty much every post-Korean war APC can be turned into positive pressure cabinets or closed circulation, so that any nasty ABC contamination doesn't leak in. Wheels are also easier to decon and clean than tank tracks. To be fair, they only even on paper built 5 of them and seemingly in reality 2
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Mar 28, 2024 00:13
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https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1773102106712359088quote:Putin is considering raising taxes, including the possibility of implementing a "progressive tax," as Russia faces financial strain due to the war in Ukraine. The cost of the so called ’military operation’, estimated at $300 million daily, coupled with rearmament efforts and Western sanctions, is draining the Kremlin’s treasury. While Putin highlights last year’s economic growth, it largely stems from military spending, neglecting the civilian economy burdened by high interest rates and a loss of younger workers to military service, defense industries, and emigration. 
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Mar 28, 2024 00:21
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what do they mean by a “progressive tax” in this case?
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Mar 28, 2024 00:27
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Subjunctive posted:what do they mean by a “progressive tax” in this case? It increases towards 100% for everyone at an equal pace
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Mar 28, 2024 00:28
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cool country you have there, vlad, shame if someone took it from you (north korea will invade russia)
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Mar 28, 2024 00:30
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How do you make these URLs work, I always just get a 403.
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Mar 28, 2024 00:36
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God dam it. I was told the Russian economy is strong with it's 16% interest rate and worthless currency on the international market. Why do they need to tax more?!?!
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Mar 28, 2024 00:38
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zone posted:If they had enough missiles and drones to spare, they'd probably do their best to turn monke's palace into a crater. Unfortunately there's too many other legitimate targets and not enough ammo. Instead of outright blowing up Putin's grand palace, they should use a series of minor drone strikes to pepper the roof with just enough small diameter perforations to not be immediately noticed, while still having damaged the roof enough to allow plenty of water ingress from the coming spring rain showers. This sets the stage for a comedic scenario, where on an especially beautiful mid-summer day, Putin finds himself cooped up at his Kremlin office bunker, quietly scowling and slumping behind his desk, sitting in a chair that is obviously far too big for him, as he begrudgingly receives yet another humiliating briefing on the latest developments in his war against Ukraine. On any other morning, he would be paying careful attention to each detail for opportunities to assign blame. Today, however, the briefing is exceptionally bleak and stretching on for far longer than usual. Putin's mind starts to wander. He looks over at the dozens of phones from the mid 90's that he keeps by his side, and he thinks back to the days when some of them would occasionally ring. His eyes then dart to the screen of his internet-famous beige 14" CRT monitor that is connected to a PC running Windows 98. The classic pipes screensaver has come on, and for a brief moment he is delighted, as intently watching the colorful pipes as they bend around the screen is normally something that he finds to be a rare and fascinating treat. He does not understand how screensavers work, so it is his belief that being treated to a spontaneous display of pipes on his computer is a sign of good luck and fortune to come. However, this time is different; the joy is short lived, as he notices his reflection in the monitor and is startled by the bloated sickly face looking back at him. He realizes that the creeping paranoia and resulting lack of sleep is catching up to him. Putin easily convinces himself that a retreat to his private paradise is needed if he is going to survive the constant stress that he is subjected to from his moronic military advisors. For instance, the general that has been nervously reporting the latest naval losses for the last four hours sounds uncannily like a Russian version of Adam Sandler's Excited Southerner at a Job Interview. So, we arrive at the point where Putin gives himself three additional stress-related ulcers from the monumental task of deciding which members of his personal security force he can still trust with secretly escorting him all the way to his remote palace and keeping him safe while there. Like an gleeful rotten child, Putin spends the lengthy trip thinking of all the things he will do when they get there and how impressed his remaining trusted servants will be when they see his vast personal collection of treasure. He imagines how great it will be to get lots of rest, maybe doing some yoga, spending some time outside inside of a horse, and so on. Upon finally arriving there with the few humans he holds in any regard, he discovers that once again his entire multi-billion dollar retreat and everything inside of it is ruined and covered in mold. Then he has to go back to the fuckin' Kremlin with his tail between his legs.
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Mar 28, 2024 01:18
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cr0y posted:How do you make these URLs work, I always just get a 403. Open it in chrome and edit the address url. Take out this at the end: &app_web_view=android#t=0
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Mar 28, 2024 01:51
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GRECOROMANGRABASS posted:Instead of outright blowing up Putin's grand palace, they should use a series of minor drone strikes to pepper the roof with just enough small diameter perforations to not be immediately noticed, while still having damaged the roof enough to allow plenty of water ingress from the coming spring rain showers. His dumb palace already had to be completely replaced/rebuilt because of mold
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Mar 28, 2024 02:13
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Der Kyhe posted:I really struggle to find any use for that thing Load ‘er up with blenders and haul rear end back to Russia
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Mar 28, 2024 02:31
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First Wendy's introduced surge pricing now Russia does? Wow this wokeism has even hit Putin!!!
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Mar 28, 2024 03:19
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https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1773102974195118403 Nuh uh uh i'm not touching you!!!!!!
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Mar 28, 2024 03:26
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NATO Warlock towers using their mind control to siphon away good hard working westoids evil dollars! Not like Putin. Now here is Putin's plan for implementing a new crippling tax scheme to support day 1000 of the three day special military operation. If your new tax papers seem to be in error, feel free to drop by any recruitment center and a government employee will get you sorted out immediately. Putin is a real piece of poo poo.
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