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how long does trump go to jail for?
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goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Floor is lava posted:

lol indiana just declared a state wide state of emergency due to the 150% surge of people that's coming to see the eclipse



Once the eclipse reaches it's apex indiana will use the unlimited power of the cosmos to flatten the earth into a giant tenderloin sandwich

The above post is canon.


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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
My air conditioned meats

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Rhode Island is what happens if you let the mob run a state, everyone is chill about it and no one gets too big for their britches.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
:izwf:

:haibrow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM1Of_OBUjw

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://x.com/meakoopa/status/1773021841814147128?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

NPR for the last 2 days trying not to run exclusively stories about the impact on the luxury car market due to the Baltimore port closure out of “respect” for the 6 people who died

[img kid in classroom with bulging vein]

they finally broke today I think because it came out the 6 workers that negligent infrastructure murdered weren’t white.

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

carcinisation comes for us all

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Floor is lava posted:

lol indiana just declared a state wide state of emergency due to the 150% surge of people that's coming to see the eclipse



This is actually a Good Thing.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Inspector Hound posted:

I want to sit the entire internet down and explain what a "pov" is

the battle has been lost, the POV war is over, the dummies won.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


full carcinisation now

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

crabs are the singularity

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lol

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 367 days!

so does the cia like this guy or not

hes like some kind of...tropical trump

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

congratulations to the new record holder for shortest VP candidate run in american politics history


suck it, carly fiorina

i can dream, cant i?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
if rfk could get on a debate stage with trump and joe, he would win easily
as it stands trump will win easily

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Today is the day they finally get Trump

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Not going to be easy for the Romans to put nails in those claws.

Or will they just toss him in a bucket of boiling water?

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

UFOTacoMan posted:

the battle has been lost, the POV war is over, the dummies won.

pov: your monitor is off

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

badman 2 checking in

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




I'd pay for this

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Bearjew posted:

I'd pray for this

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

The CEO of Fraud Guarantee LIED?

https://twitter.com/levparnas/status/1773170300965847280

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

RealityWarCriminal posted:

if rfk could get on a debate stage with trump and joe, he would win easily
as it stands trump will win easily

I donno if he's more or less likely to get on the stage now. On the one hand, he's virtually guaranteed to be on every ballot with a near billionaire with no spending cap as his VP

on the other hand he just lost like half his supporters, the MAGA half

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

tenderjerk posted:

so does the cia like this guy or not

hes like some kind of...tropical trump

expelling diplomats is the art of the deal

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-orders-expulsion-of-60-russian-diplomats-closure-of-seattle-consulate/

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Beached Whale posted:

Always knew Pittsburgh had better pizza than New York

https://twitter.com/macyspizza/status/1772260489344520693

this map has to be wrong because there's no damned pizza places in DC

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Good Soldier Svejk posted:

this map has to be wrong because there's no damned pizza places in DC

I can think of at least one :abuela:

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/VerminusM/status/1773021303525544146

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
that pizza survey is worthless trash and it almost makes me angry

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


there’s a normal idea that all settlers are bastards and I find that holds true in every case it’s applied to

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Uri…… Thank You

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


buddy, we're not talkin about Settlers of Cataan here

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

ArmedZombie posted:

the indy 500 has almost 300,000 people come to it every year.

Yes but they keep their eyes on the road. You can't watch the road if you're watching the skies. You clod.

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
Denver uber alles

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bethamphetamine posted:

buddy, we're not talkin about Settlers of Cataan here

I was just toolin' around lookin' for a cool place to live, and this little settlement seemed like exactly right for me, people are a little weird but hey, it's a free country

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


El Palo Mota posted:

Sad, failing nite crew must work harder and be much more productive. We are pushing them to get the job done. I stand with nite crew!

He’s right. Nite Crew is a mess, folks

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