Comic Strips 2024: Just Act Cool and Flex a Little

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Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Esa Ahto

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake The Magician

Jules getting some competition in the worst looking arm contest.

# ? Mar 29, 2024 17:02

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:39

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Jun. 24, 1962)

Zeus, you old gently caress!

# ? Mar 29, 2024 17:04

Archduke Frantz Fanon: Sep 7, 2004

Strontium posted:

Take It From The Tinkersons

# ? Mar 29, 2024 17:05

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

readingatwork posted:

Big Nate

Crisis loving averted.

I normally just kinda skim over Big Nate, but y'know what? Credit for not just sleepwalking through the cliche thing.

# ? Mar 29, 2024 17:30

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Retail

Popcom

# ? Mar 29, 2024 17:39

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Cul de Sac

FoxTrot Classix isn't doing a full week of baseball strips/now with 100% less scrote inflation

Rose is Rose

Alright this RiR I can get down with, because there is a squirrel that occasionally scampers across my apartment's patio, usually right after I let my cat back in from her outdoor lounging time.

# ? Mar 29, 2024 17:41

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

I think that's how hands work, anyway

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

Andertoons

I relate strongly to the Andertoons. And that's a fun image in the phantom. A JCB stranded in the jungle.

Powered Descent posted:

Slylock Fox

drat that's a fine elephant. (And a very symmetrical shark.)

You don't know he's friendly, he's just smiling.

# ? Mar 29, 2024 17:41

Chicken Parmigiana: Sep 12, 2007

Powered Descent posted:

The Family Circus

Heaven help me, I lol'd

# ? Mar 29, 2024 18:09

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Mutts

Sally Forth

Skippy (March 4, 1936)

Peanuts (April 1, 1977)

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (November 1, 1940)

Out Our Way (May 8-10, 1944)

# ? Mar 29, 2024 18:11

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

Endless Mike posted:

Nope, still banned! Wouldn't want kids to swallow a toy in-between unloading a clip on their classmates!

Strictly speaking, Kinder Surprise runs afoul US food purity laws because it's a food product that contains a significant percentage of plastic. It's not a choking hazard, it's just adulterated as defined by the FDA. That's why we're allowed to have Kinder Joy: it's chocolate packaged _with_ a toy, not a toy fully surrounded by chocolate.

Alhazred posted:

Also, if you put water and baking powder in them they loving explode.

Tennis ball cans are the best for this.

# ? Mar 29, 2024 18:41

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Medenmath posted:

Based on that major's pose I think there's vegan fried chicken in the airship.

Vintage Valiant (Jun. 24, 1962)

Why is this so disturbingly sexy

Don't look at me like that!

# ? Mar 29, 2024 18:55

you broke my grill: Jul 11, 2019

# ? Mar 29, 2024 18:56

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

davidspackage posted:

Why is this so disturbingly sexy

Don't look at me like that!

Stupid sexy otter.

# ? Mar 29, 2024 19:08

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Powered Descent posted:

The Family Circus

# ? Mar 29, 2024 19:35

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

PainterofCrap posted:

Based on my wife's Catholic school stories:

- someone will describe a nun as a penguin
- rulers are disciplinary tools. Yardstick comes out if you really gently caress up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqkowVU5mZI

# ? Mar 29, 2024 19:43

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Modesty Blaise: The Wicked Gnomes

# ? Mar 29, 2024 20:11

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Selachian posted:

Stephen Collins

Dang, y'all have to do that too, huh? Somehow I thought maybe you Europeans managed to dodge the clock switching nonsense.

Aces High posted:

what the heck happened to Tiff? the last time I read Luann in a newspaper, they were still in high school, did Tiff just take the first year of uni really badly and got the ol' "freshman 15"?

Her dad started dating an evil bisexual* and she got super depressed and gained weight. Her dad has since realized the girlfriend was evil and dumped her and Tiff is no longer depressed, but the weight remains to make it okay for characters to look down upon her, or get all shocked if she flirts with someone, or just generally punish her for once having ~~turned Greg down~~ been popular in high school.

*Anne Eiffel is both the only bisexual in the strip and the only character intentionally written as evil. It's not being bisexual that makes her evil, of course. (Except for the times she wielded her bisexuality in evil ways by sexually harassing everyone, regardless of their gender.)

Luann

Gil Thorp

Home Free

# ? Mar 29, 2024 20:17

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

davidspackage posted:

Why is this so disturbingly sexy

Don't look at me like that!

Aleta's definitely being drawn in a tasteful pinup style, to be sure. Reminiscent of contemporary glam magazines and movie star portraits and all.

# ? Mar 29, 2024 20:54

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Comic Strips 2024: Three cheers for pollution!

The Family Upstairs/The Dingbat Family(September 30, 1910)

$50 in 1910 is $1,633.29 today

Baron Bean(March 31, 1916) Timged for international relations

Polly and Her Pals(February 28, 1913)

Gasoline Alley(November 21, 1919)

Us Boys(March 29, 1912)

The Gumps(April 27, 1917)

# ? Mar 29, 2024 20:55

Archduke Frantz Fanon: Sep 7, 2004

you broke my grill posted:

# ? Mar 29, 2024 21:16

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Strontium posted:

Take It From The Tinkersons

Tinkersons telling truth today.

# ? Mar 29, 2024 21:21

LvK: Feb 27, 2006; FIVE STARS!!

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

you broke my grill posted:

Folks, we love to see it

# ? Mar 29, 2024 21:39

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

A Nonstop Interspecies gently caress Fiesta That Will Bring Us That Boring Furry Thing

I'm Not Calling It "Chi", It's Still Twitter

# ? Mar 29, 2024 22:04

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

you broke my grill posted:

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Selachian posted:

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 5/30/43

To be provided later in color.

And here it is.

"What's that? The circus is in town, you say?"

# ? Mar 29, 2024 22:25

Poil: Mar 17, 2007

Julet Esqu posted:

Dang, y'all have to do that too, huh? Somehow I thought maybe you Europeans managed to dodge the clock switching nonsense.

Who do you think came up with it?

# ? Mar 29, 2024 22:54

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Bad Machinery

# ? Mar 29, 2024 23:04

Giant Ethicist: Jun 9, 2013; Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

We Are Reproducing

quote:

# ? Mar 29, 2024 23:40

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Mar 29, 2024 23:46

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 8/24/52

Archie 12/26-28/49

Hopefully it's not just another girls' team coached by Reggie again.

The Virtue of Vera Valiant 5/16-18/77

If that sounds familiar, Edgar Cayce was also known as the "sleeping prophet." He didn't sleep for 14 years though.

# ? Mar 30, 2024 00:40

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

readingatwork posted:

Big Nate

Crisis loving averted.

Even though I don't like Big Nate very much, I'm glad this arc ended the way it did.

# ? Mar 30, 2024 01:13

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Yeah; Nate's an rear end in a top hat, but they don't deserve dealing with friends butting in on the relationship like that. Good for them getting through it.

# ? Mar 30, 2024 01:24

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Selachian posted:

"She died" - the end of comic

# ? Mar 30, 2024 01:48

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Today wasn't my idea of a good time, so here's yesterday's Olive & Popeye.

# ? Mar 30, 2024 01:53

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give