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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

that's right

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

thank you

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lol

Samuel Glompers
Nov 26, 2020

Oscar Wild posted:

Down on the farm...




thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot

Seems pretty funny, at least in that context.

fibblins
Dec 21, 2007

party swan

a navy chief I worked with told me this and I didn't believe him until I tried it, it makes even lovely burnt Maxwell House drinkable

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


eat my dick you gently caress man

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

:thejoke:

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
Yeah but that ratio is stupid high I used to make giant pots of office coffee and the salt worked if you used like 3/4 salt pack per coffee basket.

Diamonds On MY Fish
Dec 10, 2008

I WAS BORN THIS WAY

i say swears online posted:

:kstare:

that ratio is loving insane. surely they mean tablespoons of coffee?

Sweet Jesus, they are SEVERELY misquoting him

Alton Brown posted:

To "help take the bitterness out of your brew," Brown suggests using a quarter teaspoon of kosher salt for every six tablespoons of ground coffee.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Animal Friend posted:

herbal tea addict here and I'm confused

Welcome to the chud-istance

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Diamonds On MY Fish posted:

Sweet Jesus, they are SEVERELY misquoting him

lmao that's so far off from the original

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Diamonds On MY Fish posted:

Sweet Jesus, they are SEVERELY misquoting him

also lol, because kosher salt (assuming Diamond) is like half as dense as table salt, so it's like a 1/8th tsp or pinch

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

You know JR would have an all-time great call ready to go when he kicks out after three days. "By God he is risen! He is risen indeed!"

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



Huh, Zima is back again?

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



that's why it is worth it

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
goddamnit israel

https://twitter.com/StandWithUs/status/709467045419728896

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


https://twitter.com/SenFettermanPA/status/1773700533674455046

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


the Commonwealth

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Buck Wildman posted:

the Commonwealth
The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, one assumes.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
how does someone in tyool 2024 say "defended our freedoms in vietnam" with a straight face

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
https://twitter.com/SxarletRed/status/1773759647347847406

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/BrianRoemmele/status/1773728086514921554

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

hahahaha

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


praxis.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

is the dog's line supposed to be a long multiple word pun? my brain is telling me to keep working on it

i say swears online has issued a correction as of 14:24 on Mar 30, 2024

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

i say swears online posted:

is the dog's line supposed to be a long multiple word pun? my brain is telling me to keep working on it

It's not a pun, really. The milk of human kindness is from Shakespeare.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Buck Wildman posted:

the Commonwealth

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Paladinus posted:

It's not a pun, really. The milk of human kindness is from Shakespeare.

gently caress ty, I was passing it through an unnecessary Kelly filter

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://x.com/UFWupdates/status/1774074295381024878?s=20

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Sherbert Hoover posted:

how does someone in tyool 2024 say "defended our freedoms in vietnam" with a straight face

Only half his face is straight.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Sherbert Hoover posted:

how does someone in tyool 2024 say "defended our freedoms in vietnam" with a straight face

In this case, brain damage. Many other cases just rely on American patriotism, which is a kind of socially inflicted brain damage.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


https://twitter.com/SGWug/status/1773870451510415721?t=BPdkaxGAnAHmB-8eWlAb_g&s=19

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Genesis 32: 22-32

God is definitely pro wrestling, but i don't know if He's into pro wrestling

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

https://x.com/wannabekraze/status/1773875512751857806?s=20

quote:

Jesus died for our pins

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Thank you Martin

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1772671335052796197

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



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