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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

TulliusCicero posted:

I think my favorite part is just like "Look at you loser, you have no self esteem" and it's like yeah, because you listen to these dumb fucks that blame all the world's problems on everyone but themselves, and just neg and grift you constantly

Talk to women. Like not as a romantic thing. Just talk to them. Learn they are human, and that "expecting to be treated well in a relationship" is not woke propaganda. Ask yourself why you want to treat your romantic partner like poo poo and defend it like a human right.

gently caress no. They want to rob me of my precious bodily fluids.

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

DO SOMETHING!

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike


*opens envelope*

"Winner of the 2020 and 2024 elections."

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

What, no exclamation marks? He must be feeling pretty low energy.

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/dlknowles/status/1773874745282363740

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






Why would the local offices in Michigan need to be online posting memes? The local offices are to do local boots on the ground sort of activity like described. There is a whole arm of the campaign who is online posting memes, already. Or do they want hyper localised memes like "gently caress Yoopers, vote Biden!" or something?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



I think I’ve only ever had someone knock on my door for a candidate once in my life, and it was for the state House, and it was the candidate themselves. I told him I had Covid through the window and he ran off

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Lol

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

That’s a good thing. Like genuinely.
https://x.com/dlknowles/status/1773876328875340069?s=20
https://x.com/dlknowles/status/1773882601385980388?s=20
https://x.com/dlknowles/status/1774088274274897952?s=20

Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Mar 30, 2024

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
wow. i can't believe trump managed to type this out while dying!

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

InsertPotPun posted:

wow. i can't believe trump managed to type this out while dying!

Not quite as impactful as "Rosebud..." but I'll take it.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike


TWO FULL WEEKS!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Big "Crazy Old Maurice" energy

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019


Barely dressed men in public doing extremist cosplay for all to see. Sounds like some groomer poo poo!!!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Honestly, good.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Wii Spawn Camper posted:

I think I’ve only ever had someone knock on my door for a candidate once in my life, and it was for the state House, and it was the candidate themselves. I told him I had Covid through the window and he ran off

In our last election I gave some local schoolboard lady my vote only because the night before the election a volunteer kid from the neighborhood knocked on my door and gave me a flyer and he was friendly. I voted for her after looking her up to be sure she wasn’t some moms for liberty psycho of course.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Free online memes is all the republican election budget can afford

ianskate
Sep 22, 2002

Run away before you drown!
They could have been door knockers, but presumably most of those accounts are based in Moscow...

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Yeah good luck getting your supporters to knock on doors from Romanian house arrest

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Republicans don't like knocking on doors because then if a Black or a Gay or a Mexican or whatever answers the door, they can't immediately open fire because that would be a home invasion robbery rather than a Stand Your Ground case.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
That just makes me happy to hear that Biden is going boots on the ground. Meanwhile Trump is uh..I'm not sure

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Hollismason posted:

That just makes me happy to hear that Biden is going boots on the ground. Meanwhile Trump is uh..I'm not sure

https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/1768050994984751453

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

Grey Cat posted:

Eugh.
Eugene Cernan died on my bday. Way to make the day all about me be about that guy.

My birthday is Feb 24th. I can't have a birthday thanks to Putin invading Ukraine. THanks OBAMNA!!1

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Catastrophe posted:

Another peek into his stupidity: He's one of those people who thinks you pluralize words with apostrophe-S. Also another reason I'm sure he honestly doesn't, hasn't, or can't read much.

Sorry, I mean "pluralize word's"

this drives me inordinately insane. if i ever go on a workplace rampage, it'll be because i've seen one too many apostrophe-s plurals.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Iskanderson posted:

Depends on what you cook in it.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I was confused why it’s noteworthy that an election center is doing election center stuff but I guess the point is to dismiss those critical of Biden as just online people?


Bold strategy but I don’t know if it actually does anything because the guy doing it is some extremely online guy

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

Hollismason posted:

That just makes me happy to hear that Biden is going boots on the ground. Meanwhile Trump is uh..I'm not sure

b-b-but he's winning the meme war!. Our electoral system has no defense against the onslaught.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Republicans don't like knocking on doors because then if a Black or a Gay or a Mexican or whatever answers the door, they can't immediately open fire because that would be a home invasion robbery rather than a Stand Your Ground case.

why not, in 2024 the scenario plays out like this: repub doorknocker executes non-republican at their front door. Police decend upon the residence to offer assistance to the murdering nazi, toss + destroy home of victim looking for drugs or non-mainstream cultural stuff for some nuclear-level victim blaming. Story makes the news, where murdering door knocker is transformed into a hero and millionaire by chud donations. Victim's surviving family are intimidated/harrased out of town

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



Hollismason posted:

That just makes me happy to hear that Biden is going boots on the ground. Meanwhile Trump is uh..I'm not sure

Cleats on the course


Ralph Hurley posted:

In our last election I gave some local schoolboard lady my vote only because the night before the election a volunteer kid from the neighborhood knocked on my door and gave me a flyer and he was friendly. I voted for her after looking her up to be sure she wasn’t some moms for liberty psycho of course.

Probably the only way to get elected to positions like that.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Hollismason posted:

That just makes me happy to hear that Biden is going boots on the ground. Meanwhile Trump is uh..I'm not sure

This.

I'm not as entrenched in politics as some others here, but something I've seen mentioned in these TrumpLOL threads and elsewhere online (and I may be oversimplifying here) is how the Democrats lost what used to be reliably blue rural areas by taking them for granted and not taking a door-to-door approach, which allowed Republicans to make inroads in those places by moving in and doing outreach. I'm all for the idea that the Democrats may be moving forward now with an eye toward reclaiming those voters.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
The Trump campaign seriously are just running on the hope Trump gets elected because??

Not sure what their strategy is.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

CharlestheHammer posted:

I was confused why it’s noteworthy that an election center is doing election center stuff but I guess the point is to dismiss those critical of Biden as just online people?


Bold strategy but I don’t know if it actually does anything because the guy doing it is some extremely online guy

The original post comes across as attacking leftists more than anything. Yeah, some are entirely too online but there were over 100k protest votes against Biden in Michigan.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Is knocking doors like touching grass?

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Only time I ever got my door knocked politically was literally my neighbor knocking for the local school levy.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

wilderthanmild posted:

Only time I ever got my door knocked politically was literally my neighbor knocking for the local school levy.

There was a couple of Young Republicans that were canvasing for Kemp, and I kinda glanced at our LGTQ flag over the front door and said we weren't interested and they quickly left.

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



They’re going to send Scott Presler to all 50 states with an unlimited supply of Ensure

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

They’re going to send Scott Presler to all 50 states with an unlimited supply of Ensure

Trump is going to send Ambassador Presler to North Korea

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

kazil posted:

The original post comes across as attacking leftists more than anything. Yeah, some are entirely too online but there were over 100k protest votes against Biden in Michigan.

Like against Obama too and it turned out ok

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